Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

[Regenbogen]

That's retarded, it doesn't mean anything. In an active warzone, there are a million reasons he could not have access to his phone, and a million more reasons he could be deliberately not posting even if he has access. Wait for actual confirmation

i am waiting for actual confirmation, i'm adding to the speculation with information i've been given)

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

CRP talking about dying in patreon exclusive:

"Dying in May of 2022"
Nostradamus Coach?

Time passes quickly. More quickly than you think. Try to use it well.

Not that this is bad advice, but I find it difficult to believe people pay someone to tell them this.

Or perhaps I should I set up a Patreon with a $14.88 monthly tier now? I'm sure I could come up with millions of more lines like the above. All you'd have to do is regurgitate bits from every self-help book issued since As a Man Thinketh (1903). Toss in some Napoleon Hill and some Winning Through Intimidation (OG 1970s edition, not the faggified 21st century revised editon) that would probably appeal to CRP fans and you've got an instant career grift.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I want to be on the side of people who are saying it's fucked up to hope he was tortured and murdered, but I can't fucking stand the way he punctuates nearly every sentence with that smug, self-satisfied "mmmMMMMn." Like, what the fuck is that even about? It's more than just a tic, it's like he feels he's such a big-brained genius that he has to agree with what he just said. mmmMMMMn. He's obviously a narcissist with a huge ego, and he just has to let you know he dropped some real profundity on your ass. mmmMMMMn. He thinks his words carry so much weight, that every sentence just blew someone's mind. mmmMMMMn. I should actually be putting a question mark after it instead of a period, because he says it with an inquisitive inflection, as if to suggest: "Did your tiny pea brain even consider the novel idea I just elucidated for you?" mmmMMMMn?

Gonzalo is absolutely a scam artist, a confidence trickster of sorts. Before his internet infamy he went around pretending to be an expert on all sorts of issues, and even stole lots of money from an economist who wanted him to set up a website.

This is in line with being a narcissist.

 

[Berb]

Coach has been evacuated by an elite Russian special forces team. He's in the Kremlin right now explaining to Putin how women are actually dogs.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Roach is alive! Spotted in kyiv, telling ukrainian soldiers how dumb they are and how the world would be better under Putin’s rule! I’m sure he’ll stay safe and sound for years to come!

source proving Roach Dead Shill lives

Definite proof our Nool got the ashes of someone else.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

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source proving Roach Dead Shill lives

Definite proof our Nool got the ashes of someone else.

Exclusive STALKER 2 screenshot

CRP looks like an Ecologist

 

[Usb2200a]

And so began the legend of Ghost Red Pill.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

can't believe gonzalo was the Ghost of Kyiv all along

 

[Top Skink]

Let me explain how most normal people function- let's suppose a guy jumped naked into a chimpanzee cage at the zoo. The animals then panic, and tear the guy limb from limb. Just imagine the most gruesome scenario you can think of.

Is it fucked up? Yes, it's perfectly normal that someone looks away or even states the situation is fucked up, but no one's going to be mad at the animals or cheer watching the guys dick get eaten.

If someone, fully understanding chimpanzee society, decided to jump into the chimpanzee cage, grab a female chimpanzee, steal some of their chimpanzee food, then go out of his way to unsettle the chimpanzees in the cage and agitate them as much as possible, what on earth am I supposed to do BUT laugh at his dick getting eaten?



also, careful with your metaphors, last I checked gonzo was firmly in the pro-monke camp

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

No, it's stupid. Men with medical exemptions are allowed to leave. A dying old man would not be forcibly conscripted at the border.

It’s at least something to consider, which is more than can be said for the endless repetitive comments of the last 50 pages,

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

It’s at least something to consider, which is more than can be said for the endless repetitive comments of the last 50 pages,

you know whining about the last 50 pages for the next 50 pages doesn't make you any better

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

you know whining about the last 50 pages for the next 50 pages doesn't make you any better

We could keep this up all day.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The commenters in this thread are the real lolcows. I've never seen one death make so many random people turn completely autistic and attempt to either celebrate somebody being murdered or defend the honor of somebody who didn't know them.

Lol granted but take a look at where we are.
This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce, Brad,
This is the fucking Kiwi Farms,, if you're expecting solemn and sane analysis you're digging in the wrong place.
What you will get here is True and Honest opinions, the kind people think but aren't supposed to say.

 

[TayandYou]

CRP talking about dying in patreon exclusive:

"Dead in May of 2022"
Nostradamus Coach?
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Ukrainian Soldier "Chile" denies holding CRP:
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Last messages from CRP to one of his fans:
(RIP Gozo)
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So the twitter people were talking out of their ass and Azov didn't nab him? The plot thickens.

If this guy is telling the truth and Azov have no idea who the fuck Gonzalo is, some fuckery is afoot.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

So the twitter people were talking out of their ass and Azov didn't nab him? The plot thickens.

If this guy is telling the truth and Azov have no idea who the fuck Gonzalo is, some fuckery is afoot.

Azov (or any Ukrainian militia) has a motive to lie about kidnapping CRP because they don't want to ruin diplomacy with USA. Having said that, I don't think Chile nabbed him.

CRP's flamboyant insulting antics must've pissed off some militia, they tracked him down through phone or just loitering around his area.
He doxxed his shopping route like an idiot.
They shoved him into car. Torture him for a bit . Kill him then dump in ditch

The fact he roughly predicted his own date of death in that video; bad omen.
I'm 95% sure he's dead now

Probably won't get a vid released.
They won't publish a video of American killed by Ukrainians
Maybe recording was even forbidden in case somebody leaks it. Would be PR disaster.

But I hope at least one person recorded as a trophy
Maybe we'll get it leaked decades after all this has settled down

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Chilean-Russian spy? there's something off about that term in and of itself.
but yeah, there is a very good chance this guy is just dead.
staying in a warzone, unnecessarily is a pretty retarded thing to do.

Rootless cosmopolitan is a much better term for nationalities/loyalties that make little sense.

 

[TayandYou]

Azov has a motive to lie about kidnapping CRP because they don't want to ruin diplomacy with USA.

Obviously we have to take Azov's word with a grain of salt, but it seems convenient that all the stories about who took him involve the SBU or Azov or some other famous group, and nobody is sure which. Also Azov doesn't have all that many members to begin with, and I'm sure they have better things to do seeing how there's a war going on.

I agree that he most likely got disappeared by some random militia, there's a good chance that neither the SBU nor Azov was involved and it was just some rando that got to him.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Remember CRP is a massive attention whore

He had 2 options:

1. Die quietly from a heart failure some time in the next year
2. Keep shit talking Ukraine until he gets killed by the SSU

Which one is going to get him the most attention?

This is what it all boils down too. Gonzo was a weak old man and his future was grim. Can grandpa keep shilling dating advice to incels for another five years? No. This is why he started his retard toothpick lock revolution and was trying to recruit guys to come to Ukraine. He had nothing left, he was obviously desperate to generate some sort of excitement or drama in his life.

The invasion gave him everything he wanted, it was a gift to this silly old goat. Suddenly he was getting more attention and drama than he’s ever had in his entire life. He was thrilled.No way he was ever going to leave Ukraine and go back to life as fading, angry, tired old man with bad heart. His only hope after this is all was over was getting a job at RT.

He probably just got killed by a middle strike or random shell. Hell he could have just had a heart attack. I don’t think Ukrainians gave a shit about this old fart even though he tried to be Putin’s most loyal cheerleader.

I also wonder if there is any wife a kid. I have a hard time believing any woman would stick around him for years. CRP is definitely the type of grifter to keep talking about “my wife and child” even though they left his ass years ago. His whole schtick was men should have hot, submissive women so if his Mail-bride took off he could never admit it.

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

Azov has a motive to lie about kidnapping CRP because they don't want to ruin diplomacy with USA.

Yeah I'm sure the neo-nazis are really losing sleep over PR.

Given the shit they brag about on the regular, slotting a Russian mouthpiece would probably lead to a Lynndie England style photoshoot.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

Yeah I'm sure the neo-nazis are really losing sleep over PR.

Given the shit they brag about on the regular, slotting a Russian mouthpiece would probably lead to a Lynndie England style photoshoot.

Yea sure they could torture him and record all they want.

What do they gain by publishing the footage?
CRP is American citizen and his disappearance is all over the news