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[Help Me Move This Table]

Kevin simply won’t have the “spoons” to go anywhere or do anything. He’s flying to another country to play video games in an old lady’s spare bedroom with her failson and pretend to be sexy sluts together. A pub? A park? Shopping? Museums? Theater? Kevin will go as far as high street fast food and MAYBE a comic book store.

 

[FinnSven]

I'm sure he would have considered this before booking. Stebby (or whatever his name is) could be a regular puff head anyway and already have a supply.

Christ though the thought of Kev visiting the seedier pubs of Enfield or Tottenham is mouth watering.

I wonder if he considered it, and his solution is just to take a duffle bag loaded with Colorado's finest crop?

I hope he does not though, as you say, Kevin going to some shithole flat-roofed pubs, and being giggly and flirty with a "Mental" Steve, or "Psycho" Jason, would end in a great result.
The best would be if he tries to flirt with some council estate obvious lesbian, with a rugby playing harridan girlfriend.

His Am Hole would never need dilating again after that.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

I wonder if he considered it, and his solution is just to take a duffle bag loaded with Colorado's finest crop?

I would pay actual money to get a video of Kev whining transphobia when the authorities arrest him for trying to bring drugs on an international flight. But surely he can't be THAT dumb... right?

 

[Meiwaku]

I would pay actual money to get a video of Kev whining transphobia when the authorities arrest him for trying to bring drugs on an international flight. But surely he can't be THAT dumb... right?

He wouldn't have time to whine he would be having a defcon 1 meltdown as "the Earl of Terves" arrests him in jolly England.

Stop making me imagine such joy that will likely never com (just like he wont).

I'm excited for the Wedge visitation though.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Kevin got called out

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[cherrysour]

I wonder if he considered it, and his solution is just to take a duffle bag loaded with Colorado's finest crop?

He could have smuggled some in via the amhole if he’d been better about dilating.

 

[FinnSven]

He could have smuggled some in via the amhole if he’d been better about dilating.

If he gets searched there, I am sure he will boast about the customs official not being able to tell the difference between the am hole and a natal vagina.

Even though the vomiting border guards may disagree.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Kevin-logic is an amazing thing. "...I really feel like picking fights with one of your supposed oppressors when none of you have more than 200 followers is a foolish idea."

Which just comes across as ""It's ridiculous for you call me an oppressor and if you do I'll sic my army of Twatter followers on you to demonstrate that I actually am your oppressor." Way to punch down, nigger. (Is number of twitter followers the new dick-measuring metric? Rhetorical and ironic question, obv.)

Once again he illustrates that he's a nasty bit of misogynist trash who knows in his heart that all biological women need to be bitchslapped on the regular to keep them in line. If not properly bullied into submission they'll get mouthy and point out that Kevin will never be a woman. I honestly can't tell the difference -- attitudinally or chromosomally -- between Kevin and the average garden variety wife beater.

 

[FinnSven]

Kevin-logic is an amazing thing. "...I really feel like picking fights with one of your supposed oppressors when none of you have more than 200 followers is a foolish idea."

Which just comes across as ""It's ridiculous for you call me an oppressor and if you do I'll sic my army of Twatter followers on you to demonstrate that I actually am your oppressor." Way to punch down, nigger. (Is number of twitter followers the new dick-measuring metric? Rhetorical and ironic question, obv.)

Once again he illustrates that he's a nasty bit of misogynist trash who knows in his heart that all biological women need to be bitchslapped on the regular to keep them in line. If not properly bullied into submission they'll get mouthy and point out that Kevin will never be a woman. I honestly can't tell the difference -- attitudinally or chromosomally -- between Kevin and the average garden variety wife beater.

It’s almost like he hates women so much, he decided to try and replace them.

 

[Luigi McPizza]

Kevin simply won’t have the “spoons” to go anywhere or do anything. He’s flying to another country to play video games in an old lady’s spare bedroom with her failson and pretend to be sexy sluts together. A pub? A park? Shopping? Museums? Theater? Kevin will go as far as high street fast food and MAYBE a comic book store.

Imagine Kevin going to London Eye, Big Ben, Tower of London or Buckingham Palace just to give some examples. All the tourists would be horrified by his presence. Also he would find something irrelevant to bitch about on Twitter of those places.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Imagine Kevin going to London Eye, Big Ben, Tower of London or Buckingham Palace just to give some examples. All the tourists would be horrified by his presence. Also he would find something irrelevant to bitch about on Twitter of those places.

in contrast, if he went to Forbidden Planet to pore over the capeshit, your man probably wouldn't stand out that much

 

[DolphinMan]

much woman such heckin slut
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This picture of feminine beauty inspired me, so I tried to clean up the edges a bit

With the tighter hair cropping he looks even more male, but oh well. Anyway, he reminded me too much of Buffalo Bill to pass up a quick meme.

Spoiler: NSFW, Buffalo Bill meets Amhole

 

[AfghanBlue]

Alpacas certainly. Troons are an evolutionary dead end.

No other species deliberately make themselves incapable of bearing or siring young.
The fish who change sex do so in order to make sure there is the next generation!

Coupled with the unbelievably high suicide rate quoted by Troons themselves, they clearly lack a self-preservation instinct.

Oof.
With the talk of Kevs parasitic relationship to Penny a few pages before, I was going to compare him to the Male angler fish- which they had “never found” a specimen of for decades, until it turned out that it was a tiny nub, covered in grown over skin, attached onto the bottom of the female, whose purpose was only to spunk when the females blood supply it sucks denoted a high enough level of food for breeding-

And yet something stopped me.

Even this lowly lump of enslaved and buried flesh, thousands of feet down in the deep black unearthly waters, has a few more ticks in its Pros V Cons list than Kev.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Kevin-logic is an amazing thing. "...I really feel like picking fights with one of your supposed oppressors when none of you have more than 200 followers is a foolish idea."

Which just comes across as ""It's ridiculous for you call me an oppressor and if you do I'll sic my army of Twatter followers on you to demonstrate that I actually am your oppressor." Way to punch down, nigger. (Is number of twitter followers the new dick-measuring metric? Rhetorical and ironic question, obv.)

Once again he illustrates that he's a nasty bit of misogynist trash who knows in his heart that all biological women need to be bitchslapped on the regular to keep them in line. If not properly bullied into submission they'll get mouthy and point out that Kevin will never be a woman. I honestly can't tell the difference -- attitudinally or chromosomally -- between Kevin and the average garden variety wife beater.

"Ha ha ha why are you attacking me when you have 200 followers compared to my 10k???" and "WHYYYYY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME BY QUOTE RETWEETING ME TO A LARGER AUDIENCE HOW COULD YOU ENGAGE IN QUEER OPPRESSION" is a bad look.

Even this lowly lump of enslaved and buried flesh, thousands of feet down in the deep black unearthly waters, has a few more ticks in its Pros V Cons list than Kev.

Pros: continues on a species that works in the undersea ecosystem, may be parasitic but does his job well and is unobtrusive later on.
Kevin does not do either.

 

[FinnSven]

Pros: continues on a species that works in the undersea ecosystem, may be parasitic but does his job well and is unobtrusive later on.
Kevin does not do either.

Does Kevin actually have marketable skills of any sort?

Social Media Curator or whatever he says he does for the Tranch does not count as 99% of western tech-savvy kids who have literally grown up immersed in it, will have no problem doing the job.
To get that job, you just have to be friends with someone who owns/runs something which requires a social media presence and actually makes enough money overall to pay someone to do that.

Does he have any coding ability? Did he major/vaguely study/scrape through high school for skills in English, business management, accounting, or something which could land him an entry-level desk job at a functioning company?

I know he is incapable of even unskilled manual labor due to laziness and fatness. So everything from site laborer to farmhand, to bartending, waitressing, and burger-flipping is out.
(I say "Waitressing" because you know he will try Hooters if he had to find a job, basically to ensure that he is turned down on the spot and can cry "Transphobia".)

Even if the other Tranch-troons appear to have little qualifications or training, they don't actually appear to be lazy. They work hard at doing a terrible job of house renovation and caring for livestock.

I am sure as the answer to most of this is no, then Kev really is of basically no objective use to any society.

 

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"If you really wanna be a lesbian that's a really good sign you're a huge lesbian."

Tfw when Man Show era jokes about cis straight dudes being lesbians because they're attracted to women becomes the most heckin valid view of the vanguard of the modern queer movement.

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

Did he major/vaguely study/scrape through high school for skills in English,

He was in remedial classes in high school. The kind that are one step above special Ed where they’d put downs kids. I am not sure he graduated.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Does Kevin actually have marketable skills of any sort?

Social Media Curator or whatever he says he does for the Tranch does not count as 99% of western tech-savvy kids who have literally grown up immersed in it, will have no problem doing the job.
To get that job, you just have to be friends with someone who owns/runs something which requires a social media presence and actually makes enough money overall to pay someone to do that.

Does he have any coding ability? Did he major/vaguely study/scrape through high school for skills in English, business management, accounting, or something which could land him an entry-level desk job at a functioning company?

I know he is incapable of even unskilled manual labor due to laziness and fatness. So everything from site laborer to farmhand, to bartending, waitressing, and burger-flipping is out.
(I say "Waitressing" because you know he will try Hooters if he had to find a job, basically to ensure that he is turned down on the spot and can cry "Transphobia".)

Even if the other Tranch-troons appear to have little qualifications or training, they don't actually appear to be lazy. They work hard at doing a terrible job of house renovation and caring for livestock.

I am sure as the answer to most of this is no, then Kev really is of basically no objective use to any society.

His sole use to society is to be used as a sterling example as to why transgenderism is bad for you.

 

[Fareal]

Bless those “early 20s/late teens exclusionist radfem lesbian babies” shitting all over mutilated perverts. Fly high and terf hard, little sisters. You give me hope for the next generation.

In an aside, I‘ll die laughing if someone passes Kevin some oxo cube. On the upside, since the fat fucker never cooks anything, I doubt he’ll recognise what it is. I had mates in my schooldays who made a very nice sum of pocket money flogging such quality recreational product as oxo cubes, Schwartz mixed Italian herbs, crumpled down dried leaves out the garden, dog worming tablets as E, and cod liver oil capsules as jellies. The best laugh you could get at some parties was watching the power of suggestion on teenagers inhaling burnt oregano. They did have very clean colons though.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Bless those “early 20s/late teens exclusionist radfem lesbian babies” shitting all over mutilated perverts. Fly high and terf hard, little sisters. You give me hope for the next generation.

In an aside, I‘ll die laughing if someone passes Kevin some oxo cube. On the upside, since the fat fucker never cooks anything, I doubt he’ll recognise what it is. I had mates in my schooldays who made a very nice sum of pocket money flogging such quality recreational product as oxo cubes, Schwartz mixed Italian herbs, crumpled down dried leaves out the garden, dog worming tablets as E, and cod liver oil capsules as jellies. The best laugh you could get at some parties was watching the power of suggestion on teenagers inhaling burnt oregano. They did have very clean colons though.

I’ve spent 18 years feeling guilty about selling Ginger Jonny some privet hedge