Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Phil Ken Sebben]

You've regularly posted in your thread for 7-8 years, live in your parent's house, routinely get scammed for money, and are literally to retarded to answer a knock at your door.
Riveting success.

That's where you're wrong. She lives on her own in her own place so she's totally independent... except her Mommy comes over to cook and clean for her because her big brain is too busy coming up with ideas for Woggie and churning out blockbusting movies with him in it. Her Mommy also controls her money and she gets an allowance like a good girl if she remembers to wipe herself properly and doesn't leave messes all over the place.

I don't know about the last part though but I wouldn't be surprised especially if her hygiene is as bad as it looks on camera. You can practically smell the funk and grease coming off of her.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

A bit of both. I had the idea and explained it all to my co-writer and he wrote out the segment for me in the script.

OK, let me tell you why it's so good. For those who haven't watched the movie, short summary:
Woggy and his team arrive to a dark and desolate part of Genoma ruled by Princess Rachel. They go to her castle to investigate why her part of the kingdom is in such miserable state. There they find out she pretty much abandoned her responsibilities and spends her days playing with her (sentient) childhood teddy bear. The bear explains that he keeps the princess in this state because he fears that if he allows her to become an adult he'll be abandoned and forgotten. Of course in true Wogglebug fashion the conflict is resolved by Woggy telling everybody to stop being silly and they oblige without question but it's still excellent writing compared to everything else in the franchise.
Here's why it's good:
1. Ambiguous and sympathetic villain. Unlike every other Woggy villain the bear has a legitimate reason to do what he does, he's not just doing bad things for the sake of doing bad things.
2. Symbolism. This story is a very good metaphor of fear young adults feel when they have to face challenges of adulthood and of seeking comfort in the past instead of facing the future.
3. Good lesson for kids. In the end Rachel decides to become a responsible ruler of the land but keeps the bear close to her and the bear accepts the fact that Rachel is no longer a little girl. So - she embraces her past and allows it to shape her as a person but at the same time she's empowered to face challenges of the future. Of course it would be much better if some event changed her perspective, not a speech given by Woggy but it's still better than anything before and after it.

And now as a thought experiment replace Rachel with Cynthia and teddy bear with Wogglebug.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

OK, let me tell you why it's so good. For those who haven't watched the movie, short summary:
Woggy and his team arrive to a dark and desolate part of Genoma ruled by Princess Rachel. They go to her castle to investigate why her part of the kingdom is in such miserable state. There they find out she pretty much abandoned her responsibilities and spends her days playing with her (sentient) childhood teddy bear. The bear explains that he keeps the princess in this state because he fears that if he allows her to become an adult he'll be abandoned and forgotten. Of course in true Wogglebug fashion the conflict is resolved by Woggy telling everybody to stop being silly and they oblige without question but it's still excellent writing compared to everything else in the franchise.
Here's why it's good:
1. Ambiguous and sympathetic villain. Unlike every other Woggy villain the bear has a legitimate reason to do what he does, he's not just doing bad things for the sake of doing bad things.
2. Symbolism. This story is a very good metaphor of fear young adults feel when they have to face challenges of adulthood and of seeking comfort in the past instead of facing the future.
3. Good lesson for kids. In the end Rachel decides to become a responsible ruler of the land but keeps the bear close to her and the bear accepts the fact that Rachel is no longer a little girl. So - she embraces her past and allows it to shape her as a person but at the same time she's empowered to face challenges of the future. Of course it would be much better if some event changed her perspective, not a speech given by Woggy but it's still better than anything before and after it.

And now as a thought experiment replace Rachel with Cynthia and teddy bear with Wogglebug.

Link?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Link?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/woggle...-hanson-cherie-anne-hapney.4351/post-11180216

Courtesy of our Woggy Discord spy @Loona

 

[PeckingOrder]

I do wonder, whose idea was it for Cherie to “live in her own”, hers or her mom’s? Considering how much Cherie’s mom still does for her on a near daily basis, it sounds like she could have stayed home and it would’ve been less work for everybody, unless…

 

[maguyver16]

I do wonder, whose idea was it for Cherie to “live in her own”, hers or her mom’s? Considering how much Cherie’s mom still does for her on a near daily basis, it sounds like she could have stayed home and it would’ve been less work for everybody, unless…

Cheries mom probably wants to have "friends" over from time to time

 

[Puddleduck]

OK, let me tell you why it's so good. For those who haven't watched the movie, short summary:
Woggy and his team arrive to a dark and desolate part of Genoma ruled by Princess Rachel. They go to her castle to investigate why her part of the kingdom is in such miserable state. There they find out she pretty much abandoned her responsibilities and spends her days playing with her (sentient) childhood teddy bear. The bear explains that he keeps the princess in this state because he fears that if he allows her to become an adult he'll be abandoned and forgotten. Of course in true Wogglebug fashion the conflict is resolved by Woggy telling everybody to stop being silly and they oblige without question but it's still excellent writing compared to everything else in the franchise.
Here's why it's good:
1. Ambiguous and sympathetic villain. Unlike every other Woggy villain the bear has a legitimate reason to do what he does, he's not just doing bad things for the sake of doing bad things.
2. Symbolism. This story is a very good metaphor of fear young adults feel when they have to face challenges of adulthood and of seeking comfort in the past instead of facing the future.
3. Good lesson for kids. In the end Rachel decides to become a responsible ruler of the land but keeps the bear close to her and the bear accepts the fact that Rachel is no longer a little girl. So - she embraces her past and allows it to shape her as a person but at the same time she's empowered to face challenges of the future. Of course it would be much better if some event changed her perspective, not a speech given by Woggy but it's still better than anything before and after it.

And now as a thought experiment replace Rachel with Cynthia and teddy bear with Wogglebug.

That sounds way too clever to have come from Cynth...

Cynthia, how much of this was your idea?

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

I just don't care what any of you say.

Says the one who comes here all the time to try and argue with us. All you're doing is entertaining us, and not in the way you want.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Says the one who comes here all the time to try and argue with us. All you're doing is entertaining us, and not in the way you want.

It's the only place where she gets genuine constructive criticism and helpful advice (like those iClone tutorials @indigoisviolet posted) so in the end if she wants to listen this thread can be mutually beneficial for both sides.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

My mom is the one who pays my rent for now. She does so by going to Kroger.

And I am quite sure those Youtubers in my audience were trolls of some sort. Once again I will NEVER make Woggleug and Frogman gay lovers! It ain't gonna happen so live with it.

And to further show how serious I am (and always was) about the Wogglebug marrying the Beetle Princess. Here are two clips that will be in that movie. These clips will be different in the final film version, of course. As I will use the cartoonized version of the Wogglebug avatar and Patrick will be the voice of the Wogglebug instead of Richard. In these clips Richard also voices the Beetle Princess and I do at least have someone on my Discord who has offered to voice her in the final film version to come.

Cynthia, I’d scrap all of this awkward exposition in regards to their romance and build it up over time. Real people don’t just jump into relationships like this, neither should your characters. It comes across as being written by someone who has absolutely no idea how love develops or is fostered between two people. Go watch some kid-centric media (one of the DVDs in your cabinet for starters?), most of them have some sort of love story. Take note of how and why the characters develop feelings for each other. The Beetle Princess shouldn’t just fall in love with Woggie because of the sheer force of his personality. Non autistic people can not understand your ‘special interest’, you have to show your audience why Woggie is so special, not just declare that he is. Speaking of, did you ever have any prior fixations? What was your ‘thing’ before Oz.

Also isn’t Kroger a grocery store? Why would she pay your landlord there?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Also isn’t Kroger a grocery store? Why would she pay your landlord there?

She probably gets a money order there, which Cynthia doesn't really understand because she's a mentally stunted womanchild who's never had to deal with adult responsibilities.

You guys linking videos are really sweet, but wasting your time. The roachfucker has been doing this for years... oddly, she seems to save most of autistic ire for people who are trying to help her improve. She doesn't want to improve in a meaningful way, she wants someone who's skilled and won't talk back to animate-slave her retarded and insanely boring nonsense for her. I think that's why she keeps coming back here. No one elses engages with her over this crap, but she really seems to think people want to.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

She probably gets a money order there, which Cynthia doesn't really understand because she's a mentally stunted womanchild who's never had to deal with adult responsibilities.

I forgot that the likes of Western Union and Moneygram still operate in a world dominated by Venmo/Paypal/whatever-new-cash-app, but that makes sense now. I sure hope her mother has some sort of financial plan for her in the future, because, well, we all know where the rent money would end up going.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

You guys linking videos are really sweet, but wasting your time.

Time you enjoyed wasting is not wasted

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

She will never admit it, but this is where a huge amount of her social interactions and constructive feedback come from for the past 8 years. We know she will never change, but she is also very very funny and not depressingly horrific like so many cows are. Its these eccentric creator types that are my favorite lolcows and hearken back to the halcyon days of early CWC.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Cynthia, I’d scrap all of this awkward exposition in regards to their romance and build it up over time. Real people don’t just jump into relationships like this, neither should your characters. It comes across as being written by someone who has absolutely no idea how love develops or is fostered between two people. Go watch some kid-centric media (one of the DVDs in your cabinet for starters?), most of them have some sort of love story. Take note of how and why the characters develop feelings for each other. The Beetle Princess shouldn’t just fall in love with Woggie because of the sheer force of his personality. Non autistic people can not understand your ‘special interest’, you have to show your audience why Woggie is so special, not just declare that he is. Speaking of, did you ever have any prior fixations? What was your ‘thing’ before Oz.

Also isn’t Kroger a grocery store? Why would she pay your landlord there?

Like Cynthia knows anything about being in a relationship. There's a line out there that everybody should take into account and that's "write what you know". But Cynthia shits all over that because she doesn't know anything. It's like... Anthony A-Log Logatto and his attempt at writing erotic fan fiction for his fursona with the massive six inch foxdick. Dude never had sex in his life so all his sex scenes went the same way and were basically the result of him watching porn. In the end it devolves into "IKEA sex". Namely insert tab A into slot B and repeat.

In order for Cynthia to understand a relationship, like a real adult relationship, she needs to have been in at least one. And with that face? Ain't no way in hell anybody is that thirsty.

She probably gets a money order there, which Cynthia doesn't really understand because she's a mentally stunted womanchild who's never had to deal with adult responsibilities.

Well that makes more sense that paying her rent at Kroger. I was imagining that the guy behind the deli counter was her landlord or something.

 

[UselessPieceOfShit]

@WogglebugLover , do you want Wogglebug to trust his enormous barbed cock into you? Fill you with his stinky cockroach cum? Come on, tell me. We are all friends here. Personally, I like the idea of being raw fucked by Woggie and carriing his eggs. We will have glorious human-cockroach hybrid babies. Hope they are big enough to wield UZIs...

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

We know she will never change, but she is also very very funny and not depressingly horrific like so many cows are.

Very true - she's a wholesome classic lolcow: an autist with funny online presence, not some tranny \ furry \ pedo horror show like the ones we get recently.

Dude never had sex in his life so all his sex scenes went the same way and were basically the result of him watching porn. In the end it devolves into "IKEA sex". Namely insert tab A into slot B and repeat.

Writing dynamic and emotional scenes like fights, chases or sex isn't easy. Not only you need to have some experience in the area to know what's possible and what's not, you also need to have the skill to move the scene from your head onto paper.
Anthony just wanted to write something to masturbate to.

@WogglebugLover , do you want Wogglebug to trust his enormous barbed cock into you? Fill you with his stinky cockroach cum?

To be honest I think Cynthia is the most asexual person I've ever known. Not like people who suffer from some sex-related trauma and are afraid of the subject, I think she just doesn't think about it.
The way she writes Woggy and describes him in her supplementary materials make him more of an idealized father figure than an idealized sexual partner.

 

[Picklechu]

I do wonder, whose idea was it for Cherie to “live in her own”, hers or her mom’s? Considering how much Cherie’s mom still does for her on a near daily basis, it sounds like she could have stayed home and it would’ve been less work for everybody, unless…

I've always assumed that Mama Hapney was sick of having her obese retard around all of the time. I know I would be after over three decades. That, and maybe there was a slight glimmer of hope - quickly snuffed out, of course - that Cherie being "on her own" would motivate her to become more independent.

I forgot that the likes of Western Union and Moneygram still operate in a world dominated by Venmo/Paypal/whatever-new-cash-app, but that makes sense now. I sure hope her mother has some sort of financial plan for her in the future, because, well, we all know where the rent money would end up going.

Unless Mommy or Auntie manages to guilt trip one of Cherie's little cousins into taking care of her, I think the assumption is a group home/ward of the state saga. Cherie's tardbux aren't anywhere near enough to sustain her lifestyle (not even counting the money she throws away on woggleshit), and without a payee or something, she'd just get scammed out of them.

She will never admit it, but this is where a huge amount of her social interactions and constructive feedback come from for the past 8 years. We know she will never change, but she is also very very funny and not depressingly horrific like so many cows are. Its these eccentric creator types that are my favorite lolcows and hearken back to the halcyon days of early CWC.

We're Cherie's best friends, and the only social interaction she doesn't have to pay for.

To be honest I think Cynthia is the most asexual person I've ever known. Not like people who suffer from some sex-related trauma and are afraid of the subject, I think she just doesn't think about it.
The way she writes Woggy and describes him in her supplementary materials make him more of an idealized father figure than an idealized sexual partner.

Tons of the stuff she's produced is weirdly, creepily sexual. Here's an example. I personally think that she's either too retarded to know why it makes her feel tingly and excited, or she thinks that no one will notice when she slips her fap fantasies into her works.

 

[Puddleduck]

Tons of the stuff she's produced is weirdly, creepily sexual. Here's an example. I personally think that she's either too retarded to know why it makes her feel tingly and excited, or she thinks that no one will notice when she slips her fap fantasies into her works.

She went around to the other side of the fence and took hold of the Scarecrow, wrapping her arms around his thin waist from behind him. She pulled and tugged as hard as she could, moaning in concentration. Then quite suddenly he just popped off of the beanpole and she and him both fell to the ground with a hard thud.
Dorothy moaned as she delicately rubbed her backside. Then she noticed the Scarecrow was upside down on the road with his feet waving in the air. He was trying to put himself right but couldn't seem to.
"Oh, here! Let me help you!" she exclaimed.
She came up to him and grabbed his butt and set his lower half down onto the road. Then she gently took his upper half and sat him upright.
"Thank you," he said very gratefully.
He stood up slowly and then tried to move about.
"I think I'm a little stiff!" he said.
Jeezaloo...

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

The way she writes Woggy and describes him in her supplementary materials make him more of an idealized father figure than an idealized sexual partner.

Yeah this sounds about right.

She's got a childish view and understanding of sex, romance and all that bit or what it takes to be in a real relationship kinda like Chris did. You know he'd stay home, take care of the kids and do Sonichu related stuff while his wife was the one that worked and made all the money. So how can she be counted on to effectively write about Woggie and Froggie being gay for each other and Woggie's marriage to the Beetle Princess be anything other than a political marriage? She can't. But that doesn't mean she isn't going to try.