How do I get my boyfriend to stop digging his tunnel? - Not a euphemism

[SevenEightNine]

How do I get him to stop? I'm really worried.

 

[Niggolash]

I think it's cute. He just wants to play Minecraft IRL. Let the man dig.

 

[Basil Julep]

Apparently this is a thing that people get into sometimes. In this Wikipedia article, lots of tunnelers built something small for practical reasons and didn't want to stop there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobby_tunneling

https://archive.ph/fpzSW

 

[PUTIN MAKES ME HORNY]

Ask him to dig a tunnel in you

 

[chuggachugga]

he seems to enjoy it, yeah its dangerous but so is driving a car. let him have this,

 

[Frozen in time]

i think she should just let him dig his tunnel beside he will eventually stop

 

[Sarcastic sockpuppet]

Depends if you live in the Yukon or not.
Either way even if the whole thing collapses on him you will have the satisfaction of being right and nothing is better than that.

 

[Pissmaster]

Literally making his own man cave

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Are you sure he's not trying to dig under the Berlin Wall?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Each night, when he goes to sleep, sneak into the tunnel and move some of the dirt from the right wall to the left so it curves slightly rightward. When the tunnel eventually meets itself, tell him he managed to tunnel all the way around the world and he's done now.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

That's what you get for dating a digga

i mean, an excavation-american

 

[winterfag]

I think it's cute. He just wants to play Minecraft IRL. Let the man dig.

Just make sure he doesn't dig under sand or gravel and he should be fine

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Let him dig in your tunnel a few times a week (maybe twice on Saturday). That should stop him digging in his tunnel.
For real though leave him alone. If digging a hole makes him happy let him dig his hole. Women hate how little it takes for men to be happy.

 

[Amphotericin B]

Tinfoil hat: he’s looking for something specific and has a reason for not telling his partner what it is.

There are worse ways to spend free time, let the man dig.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

He's digging into a military facility

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Have you heard of the Oak Island Money Pit? Some flooded hole on an island in Nova Scotia that may or may not contain loads of loot and artifacts. Maybe he wants to make his own Money Pit to hoard immeasurable treasures or arcane relics. Perhaps he just wants to passively troll people in the future as they dump money into finding what ever reason the pit was dug.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Fun fact, according to law as I understand it:

That means theoretically so long as you stayed within property lines you could create an entire underground palace for yourself and haters could go fuck themselves if they didn't like it. No room for your kids? Just dig on downwards and put your least favorite children down there. Once they get older they'll appreciate the allegorical significance of them rising in the living space you've created as they rise through your approval.

Plus I'll bet this guy probably has no friends because his girl whines whenever he goes out drinking without her. Good on him for making if clear that if she forced the issue, he'd choose mother earth's embrace over hers.

 

[doesnotglow]

Good story about tunneling from a few years back where a schizo got nailed for murder for his tunnel not working so good

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/a-millionaire-day-trader-the-secret-bunker-under-his-home-and-a-murder-conviction/2019/07/01/653a3560-5d37-11e9-9625-01d48d50ef75_story.html

 

[Kosher Dill]

That means theoretically so long as you stayed within property lines you could create an entire underground palace for yourself and haters could go fuck themselves if they didn't like it.

This is already happening in London, in fact.
https://architizer.com/blog/inspiration/collections/londons-basement-extensions/
This being Britain, it seems you do have to get a loicense first, though this clearly poses no great obstacle to the oligarch class.

 

[Niggolash]

Good story about tunneling from a few years back where a schizo got nailed for murder for his tunnel not working so good

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/a-millionaire-day-trader-the-secret-bunker-under-his-home-and-a-murder-conviction/2019/07/01/653a3560-5d37-11e9-9625-01d48d50ef75_story.html

For $150 a day, they agreed to hollow out tunnels and sleep in the bunker. The living quarters included a shower, fridge, microwave, Internet, video games and a Home Depot bucket for a toilet.