Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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AnOminous said:
Is there some rule that all lolcows shit themselves? I've never known anyone who shit themselves without some serious medical issue. Yet they're also all completely blase about this as if it is totally normal to shit yourself like a baby while an adult.
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As we have learned from SouthPark, people always shit themselves right before they die.
 
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mfalkner said:
Dick simping for these newsgirls is pathetic af. Why does he give off so much incel energy when he's presumably with 80s girl?
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Eh, it's all every shock jock/shock jock wannabe does. They all copy Howard Stern who would go on about how hot the female guest is.

And when I listened to TDS the bit worked, it's literally "Robin's News" where the woman reads silly headlines and your friend simulators goof on it. JLH was good at it. You're just not supposed fuck em, Dax.
 
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Cardenio said:
Eh, it's all every shock jock/shock jock wannabe does. They all copy Howard Stern who would go on about how hot the female guest is.

And when I listened to TDS the bit worked, it's literally "Robin's News" where the woman reads silly headlines and your friend simulators goof on it. JLH was good at it. You're just not supposed fuck em, Dax.
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It wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't with 80s girl. The only time she's mentioned is when she's fetching soda.
 
mfalkner said:
It wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't with 80s girl. The only time she's mentioned is when she's fetching soda.
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Marie Valenzuela signed up to be degraded and seems to enjoy it so much that she’s willing to risk her career as an elementary school teacher to publicly associate with Dax Herrera, Ethan Ralph, and other drug addict pedo degenerates. Save your sympathy for someone who deserves it.
 
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Honestly, Dick, What The Fuck, for people not in the know Tate fled the UK after getting his computer seized by the police, now in Romania he's suspected of human trafficking and rape, while the story has not gotten a lot of mainstream attention some Romanian new sites are reporting that he faced some of the same chargers in the UK along with possession of child pornography, him having videos on his site advising his followers on how to fuck virgins while he lives in a country where 15 is the age of consent doesn't help his case much.
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Twicker said:
Honestly, Dick, What The Fuck, for people not in the know Tate fled the UK after getting his computer seized by the police, now in Romania he's suspected of human trafficking and rape, while the story has not gotten a lot of mainstream attention some Romanian new sites are reporting that he faced some of the same chargers in the UK along with possession of child pornography, him having videos on his site advising his followers on how to fuck virgins while he lives in a country where 15 is the age of consent doesn't help his case much.
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He's a degenerate who advocates for Cuties, cosigns and assists Ethan Ralph, has a camwhore girlfriend, Vito, Digi, "it's drawings not real children", etc. Tate isn't a problem to Dick.
 
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Null said:
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Well said. I can't comprehend what Dick is thinking.... dig deep enough and reach China?

The dude had a fun podcast, your call ins were great, the John McAfee calls were fascinating, he had decent mainstream friends like Justin Whang.

And he throws it away because he can just not reevaluate trash opinions and course correct. Said it long ago but him and Destiny are two sides of the same coin. Both inexplicably love their Gunt.
 
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Jack Awful said:
Dick is the living embodiment of the centrist meme.

If Ralph raped a baby Dick would say "hold on, maybe the baby consented" to avoid losing Ralph.
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Dax’s reaction would be a post on Twitter: “Non-baby rapists find it morally reprehensible and a crime punishable by death to rape babies. People who enjoy raping babies don’t share this morality.”
 
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Null said:
The Fuentes/Metokur debate is going to be interesting I think. Unlike slander and libel, "false flagging", (essentially speech) is treated as a mortal sin by people who are still platformed--precisely because it is so devastating. This morality is not shared by the deplatformed.
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I think this message was deliberately worded to be dense and confusing. Take away that it doesn't make any sense, discard that the DMCA is an actionable thing, and ignore that he claims false flagging is speech. His argument is that only platformed people care about false flagging and that once you become deplatformed you will not care about deplatforming because you yourself have already been harmed so irreparably.

His argument is facially retarded, it requires you to believe that the only path of action available to you after you've been harmed is to harm someone else. But because he's worded it so densely, it's hard to understand or even follow, so it's even harder to see all of them mental leaps he's taking to come to his conclusion. This is a tactic that I only see fake intellectuals use. Disguise your point and use big words so that dumb people will think you are smart. If you appear smart then your argument appears smart.

This is the same way Maddox used to justify all of his opinions, just look at any episode of BPITU. But when I first read this the Maddox argument that came to my mind first was the seminal work, You don't know what a CUCK is. Life truly has come full circle.
 
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I Digivolved Into A Loli? said:
I think this message was deliberately worded to be dense and confusing. Take away that it doesn't make any sense, discard that the DMCA is an actionable thing, and ignore that he claims false flagging is speech. His argument is that only platformed people care about false flagging and that once you become deplatformed you will not care about deplatforming because you yourself have already been harmed so irreparably.
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I'm forced to assume this is a trolling. His Patreon content is almost exclusively commentary over Maddox's livestreams.

Bro, you're 40, stop acting like this.
 
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