Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

From the CRP thread,

Scott Ritter (ex-marine, ex-UN weapon inspector, pro-Russia, convicted pedophile) is saying CRP is dead. He is not citing any sources though. CRP does when Byuu don't??

Expect Pro-Russian sources, and state-owned media to go onto overdrive soon talking about the lolcow. Either way the dude was a fucking idiot intentionally going to a city on the front line owned by the defending nation to praise the invading one, got cited by multiple direct Russian sources, and not getting the hell out of dodge after people warned him that he just painted a massive target on his back.

 

[IKOL]

I just don't understand why you guys keep tempting fate by poking Samuyil denying his existence

You think he won't find the time to fly his SuMiG-2529 with its 1337 confirmed kills right over your house?

Perhaps the reason is that somebody is keep at feeling some real berning sensation.

 

[draggs]

Perhaps the reason is that somebody is keep at feeling some real berning sensation.

Call Dan Aykroyd, you just made the Ghost's list. Gonna need that Crystal Head vodka when he's done getting away with it on you

 

[Wy4M]

Unconfirmed; take it as you want.
"Leak ( unconfirmed ): Order dated 17/04/2022 from the command to mariupol soldiers. If you’d pay attention you’d see that it designates #azov nazis to be the “executors” of it, which also explains ignoring multiple calls to surrender. If it’s true it essentially means that other soldiers ( from different regiments ) and potentially civilians became hostages to the azov nazis, which also explains why russia, being aware of it relatively takes their time and tries to open new evacuation corridors every day. This is a little complicated situation."

https://twitter.com/raczylo/status/1516871406285475840

https://archive.ph/wip/BDaJC

 

[kuuu]

Unconfirmed; take it as you want.
"Leak ( unconfirmed ): Order dated 17/04/2022 from the command to mariupol soldiers. If you’d pay attention you’d see that it designates #azov nazis to be the “executors” of it, which also explains ignoring multiple calls to surrender. If it’s true it essentially means that other soldiers ( from different regiments ) and potentially civilians became hostages to the azov nazis, which also explains why russia, being aware of it relatively takes their time and tries to open new evacuation corridors every day. This is a little complicated situation."
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https://twitter.com/raczylo/status/1516871406285475840

https://archive.ph/wip/BDaJC

Document scans are the easiest thing to fake. You don't even need that much Photoshop knowledge to do it. Not like I ever had to forge scans, checks, bills or anything.
In my opinion, shit like this should be immediately discarded.
If it was shot in someone's hand it would have made it slightly more believable.

 

[capitalBBustard]

I wonder why no one wants to investigate dead civilians in an active warzone. Certainly a riddle for the the ages.

let me rephrase that:(((((((((((for some reason)))))))))))

 

[Garm]

DPR tank does some drifting

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I could never drive a tank because I would just go in a straight line towards my destination without consideration for objects in my path.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

derka derka

 

[White_N]

"Sarmat" is preparing to get into service.
It's just beautiful

 

[Titos]

Seeing that guy get his ass literally saved by a phone has got me thinking. What the fuck is the military industrial complex doing? Just make the body armor out of Nokia brick phones and the person wearing it will be invincible!

 

[Wy4M]

Document scans are the easiest thing to fake. You don't even need that much Photoshop knowledge to do it. Not like I ever had to forge scans, checks, bills or anything.
In my opinion, shit like this should be immediately discarded.
If it was shot in someone's hand it would have made it slightly more believable.

Yeah, you are right that it's very easy to fake them so take it with the usual amount of salt.

It reminds me of anonymous (YourAnonNews) who tweeted a leaked document from Russia with order to film propaganda videos.
This tweet appeared 1 or 2 days after that video showed up when Russian POWS got shot in the leg/knee.
Turns out that the signature was taken from a website about signatures. Multiple people pointed this out in the replies to YourAnonNews but they
did not retract the tweet. Makes you wonder who controls them...

https://twitter.com/YourAnonNews/status/1508424057770889222

https://archive.ph/hEYCu

https://info-lite.ru/raznoe/kak-nauchitsya-krasivo-raspisyvatsya-v-dokumentah-programma.html

https://archive.ph/HPSGv#selection-2545.0-2545.1

 

[UVB-76]

Can you read the subtitles or do you live in another dimension?

What a great guys! They are kicking civilians out of their homes and taking defensive positions there. Don't forget to cry when suddenly there will be a strike on living homes in retaliation.

I already knew you'd say this, which I why I figured this clip was important. If you weren't going to blame the Ukrainians for forcing people to stay, you'd criticize them for kicking people out. Lancaster fed the answer to the woman to make the Ukrainians look bad for forcing people to leave. She actually clarified they were not forced to leave, they were asked.
Obviously, I read the subtitles. If the actual spoken words mean something else, I wouldn't mind being corrected.
For fuck's sake. As this bullshit drags on, things become more frustrating. We went from Bucha being fake, to admitting that possibly a bunch of assmad troops had a heated gamer moment, and we're back to it being fake again.

 

[fakemon]

Document scans are the easiest thing to fake. You don't even need that much Photoshop knowledge to do it. Not like I ever had to forge scans, checks, bills or anything.
In my opinion, shit like this should be immediately discarded.
If it was shot in someone's hand it would have made it slightly more believable.

I played around with posterize in gimp, which often shows up weirdness in overwritten text. It all looked consistent. However, the print seems to be over the hand-written scribbles, not sure if that's relevant. Does anyone here know if the paper would have been written on prior to printing - e.g. to serve as a watermark?

 

[Titos]

All this extremely gay homosexual bickering instead of warposting and semi-amusing memes is why we need Comrade President Lukashenko now, more than ever
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Why does he have a knife if they're eating a carrot? Don't tell me this guy actually peels his carrots! What a flagrantly homosexual thing to do. Apparently they don't teach one of Gods most important messages in the Orthodoxy, "God made dirt, and dirt don't hurt". Also why is the homosexual holding a carrot standing next to the actual president of Russia?

 

[kuuu]

I played around with posterize in gimp, which often shows up weirdness in overwritten text.

Only an absolute dilettante would fail at hiding most basic signs of fiddling with the document, all the cut outs, healing brushes, etc.
And you only need to print the doc and scan it again to hide them. Not even gonna mention jpg compression. Handwriting can be applied at any time.

 

[fakemon]

Only an absolute dilettante would fail at hiding most basic signs of fiddling with the document, all the cut outs, healing brushes, etc.
And you only need to print the doc and scan it again to hide them. Not even gonna mention jpg compression. Handwriting can be applied at any time.

The actual forgery given as an an example above does show weird artifacts around the forged signature when processed. I mean, I'm not disagreeing - you can't prove it's real, but you can show if it's likely a fake.

 

[Coonetzny]

Kek, russkies in Belfast had to hide in a fag club's toilet cuz a few ulster inbreeds were in a mood for some lynchin.
Noice, can't wait to liberate some russkie kiddos if the call for freedom shall begin.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I came across something in slavspeak which I've never heard of before, the term "kontraktniki/contractniki", while reading some articles about the massacre in Novye Aldi.

They were primarily members of Russia's heavily armed OMON riot police, apparently with a number of mercenary-like[6] Russian short-term contract soldiers known as kontraktniki serving alongside or within the OMON detachments.

From a CNN transcript:

Many rebels are afraid of being arrested or detained like these men. And though the Russians have offered amnesty, many Chechen rebels don't take them up on that offer. They fear that they'd be jailed, beaten or simply disappear, which has happened to hundreds of young Chechens in Russian custody.

Both sides allege that this war is full of human rights violations. The rebels are as scared of the Russians as the Russians are of them.
....
AMANPOUR: More fear than the conscripted Russian soldiers as the mercenaries known as contractniki, who come to Chechnya for pay and often anything they can steal.

GORDON: We all drove along a road to the suburb of Grozny, known as Aldi (ph). And we went to the various houses on both sides of the road, knocked on the door and talked to the people. And they told us harrowing stories about how a group of Russian forces had come in one night, knocked on the doors, looted and killed people just randomly. And the contractniki had been implicated directly by eyewitness accounts in Aldi (ph) massacre.

Granted these are from Wiki & CNN, two shining paragons of unbiased & factual information; but I wondered if Russia does/did have something like that in the past, but the practice has been replaced or named something else. Like Wagner.

 

[White_N]

I already knew you'd say this, which I why I figured this clip was important. If you weren't going to blame the Ukrainians for forcing people to stay, you'd criticize them for kicking people out. Lancaster fed the answer to the woman to make the Ukrainians look bad for forcing people to leave. She actually clarified they were not forced to leave, they were asked.

Amazing 5d chess move my friend, unfortunately for you, I watched him and I've seen the whole video. At 12:33, she says on her own that the Azov battalion evicted people from their homes to the basement. At 3:05, she thanks Russian forces for warning them about the coming battle and giving them food and water.

Yeah, I blame the military that does not allow people to leave the city before battle begins and, when battle begins, kicks them out of their homes. I know, I know, it's a very controversial opinion to have.

It's actually amazing how much mental gymnastics is going on here. I already posted this video earlier, and somebody said that they were obviously DPR actors. And now you use a clip from this video to declare that Azov is actually the good guys.

This is too fucking much

We went from Bucha being fake, to admitting that possibly a bunch of assmad troops had a heated gamer moment, and we're back to it being fake again.

And who are "we" exactly? My opinion was that it was fake when the story didn't add up and I provided evidence for it. Nothing has changed since then, and so has my opinion.

 

[A_throwaway_name62919]

All this extremely gay homosexual bickering instead of warposting and semi-amusing memes is why we need Comrade President Lukashenko now, more than ever
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I don't collect many memes, but if you're desperate, here: