Seeing as how she has their food and water in the kitchen where she spends the majority of her time, she has no excuse. I have had cats. You can just fill the water bowl as you fill a glass for yourself. Dry kibble can be scooped in seconds. Wet food plopped out with a spoon in less than a minute. Giving a cat fresh water and food twice a day is less than 5 minutes total. If you clean the litter box for one cat (the most I've ever had) you MAYBE spend 5 minutes...so 10 minutes since they have two cats and two litter boxes. So, 15 minutes a day to make sure they have the BARE MINIMUM for life. I've never clipped nails, I've never had a cat that would let me, but I've never had a problem taking my cat to the vet once a year for the half hour to hour it takes for a check-up and having them do it. A scratching post keeps them worn down in between.
The fact that she thinks less than a five minute shower is sufficient for the size of her body says it all. There is no way that even with a body brush/loofa on a stick that she is able to wash her whole body in that time properly. And we've seen her come back from her "shower" with days' old makeup still visible on her face. Even most people who will let their house get messy will still bathe and wash their faces. She will wear her clothes for days/weeks on end then just buy new rather than do one load of laundry, and they do make grabbers for those who cannot reach the bottom of the washer/dryer. Short people have problems with this all the time.
who were discussing the length of her showers nowadays - call me cynical, but since she is now hairless, I’m willing to bet she DOES NOT SHOWER AT ALL.
on the showering AND teeth brushing.
