Snakes Reads A Terrible Book: Manhunt, by Gretchen Felker-Martin - An utter waste of everyone’s time inspired by the Tranny Sideshows thread and its new favorite author

[umami's milk]

Is this the character that was established to be 29 years old in chapter 2? "Twenty years ago" would mean the character was 9 years old and getting off on being sodomized by what I assume is an adult troon? Is this particular detail autobiographical, by chance...?

Roxanne Crick is metioned only once in the ENTIRE pdf.

The Crick you might be talking about is Bethany Crick.

 

[Hog]

"Everything fitting like it was meant to."

Maybe I'm over thinking but i can't help but feel some homophobia and honestly kinda Transphobic by their own logic. This line is while he's having striaght sex, and with how homophobic trannys are it just seems like some Freudian slip, that as much as they talk about having sex with other males trannies they actually can't stand it. It sounds like he's implying sex with the others just feels wrong to him

I also don't get why their aren't more men, this was on the news right? Surely every male with internet access immediately ran for the soy isle, also pharmacy usually have stuff for menopausal women, geez toy can buy herbal stuff at convenience stores, there's no way there isn't multiple colony's of both women and men. Just these males decided to purposely hang around the one female group I guess. I don't know why I'm even bothering to think of this logically. I've read some pretty bad self published books but never one that seems to care so little about its own world building. And yet this gets published.
I don't blame who every obviously didn't edit it, no one deserves to have to do that.

Also splatterpunk there's a fine line between grotesque and silly, this was just pathetic

 

[Niggaplease]

splatterpunk

splatter punk is just the gayest shit literature came up with its like they were too late for steam punk and cyber punk so they had to go the gay route and pull I am not an UWU like those other post apoclypictic novels, mh characters are fags and troons.

 

[Peaches Demure]

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Roxanne Crick is metioned only once in the ENTIRE pdf.

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The Crick you might be talking about is Bethany Crick.

...am I right in assuming "Beth" is skinwalking a female friend/ex by taking her name?

 

[Firewater]

...am I right in assuming "Beth" is skinwalking a female friend/ex by taking her name?

Yes you are, textbook AGP behaviour.

 

[umami's milk]

...am I right in assuming "Beth" is skinwalking a female friend/ex by taking her name?

Yes you are, textbook AGP behaviour.

Sorry, it appears I may have been wrong about this whole thing. Bethany Crick is Beth. Which means Roxanne Crick might be her mother? Or sister. Or at least abusive older female relative if she's trying to remember her hands violently on her. I'll blame this on GFM's crappy narrative skills, though.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Is this the character that was established to be 29 years old in chapter 2? "Twenty years ago" would mean the character was 9 years old and getting off on being sodomized by what I assume is an adult troon? Is this particular detail autobiographical, by chance...?

I *think* I remember the book saying Fran and Beth went to high school together? So yeah, they’d be the same age meaning that, yes, that was a reference to child molestation.

ETA: I’ll be out of the shitposting office all evening. I intend to review the next chapter from my satellite lair and it should be posted for your enjoyment/punishment sometime early tomorrow.

 

[AMHOLIO]

So we're 8 chapters in.

...where's the plot?



Is there a goal? Are the trans two trying to do something? What is this book about?

I am free speech, but, to deny that this would help fan the flames of troons going beyond just punching the terfs is naivity at best.

This is why we need free speech: we let the predators speak and they out themselves. Let us continue to give these people rope. It's highly uncomfortable, but it is better for them to announce their perversions than hide amongst polite society.

god I hate plot armor and mary sues.

How dare you, the tranch is the most well written series with well developed characters I've seen all year!

I guess when you put in that light, she has kids, I weep for them sometimes.

With luck, they'll grow up and turn smarter than her. Enough do. :,)

Then there’s the other issue of Prion Disease (or Kuru disease), which usually results from engaging in cannibalism of sorts; among other horrific diseases that you can get from eating human flesh that will also kill you in a short period of time without modern healthcare.

If this ends with all troons contracting Kuru I'll say this is the greatest troll fetish work of all time.

Just one just piece of filler to get the next sex scene/testicle feast after the other.

It makes everything super boring too. The "meat" ( ) of the story isn't events, it's fetish. This isn't good horror, the horror is the author jerking off in my face and I could have the same experience if I just went to a local big city and found a public sex offender jerking off in public. At least I'd have a better time going to a some shops before and a restaurant afterwards. The five star public sex offense experience!

(Maybe it's just me being a prude, but I always felt like sex scenes in literature don't add anything to the story other than to satisfy the author's own fantasies. This guy really isn't making a good case against that.

You're a prude, a disgrace of an elder god. We should have never let you convert to Judaism, your dear mother Nug is crying over your lack of debauchery.

Also, Gretchen (or whatever his real name is) confirmed a feeder lmao

To think he's soiling dear feeder's favorite passtime....

Maybe its my guilty pleasure but I do occasionally like a flower filled prosy bodice ripper, I'd much rather read a body ripper than man hunt, atleast the man and wahmain love eachother and are not troons or rape zombies.
I need to cleanse my palette I am going to read sun god, if the jannies can give back my thread posting privileges then I might do a niggaplease rendition of story time hour.

It's all in how it's labeled for me. If you said this was a fap fest, I would still be disgusted but said "what did you expect from a fetish piece?" However, this novel is paraded around as if it is a genre defining piece of literature with poignant questions on humanity. Bodice rippers don't pretend to be something they're not, and they're there whenever you want a comfort food.
I hope you get your posting privileges back!

"Trashgirls" - did he get that from Jim Stephanie Sterling? For fucks sake

Trash whatever seems to be a movement. I swore I heard it on tumblr. It mostly defines people who like gross fetishes, with trash girls spawning from extreme pornsick yaoi fans who had rape and murder fetishes on top of normal degeneracy. Slowly evolved to encompass all trash memebers of the trans solar system, trashthing, trashboy (for ftms), trashgirl (for natal women and mtfs). I could be wrong but that's how I remember it.

Thank you for inflicting this pain on me! Oh God it's so fucking bad! How do you put up with this? Just reading a sentence of this shit knocks me on my ass to the point I only realize I read the literary equivalent of sarin gas a minute later.

It's so bad it gave your avatar gray hair prematurely.

He's really butthurt!
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I wonder if he can see us or if he's looking at something else. I'm betting the later. If someone does ween I bet he'll throw a lawlsuit over copyright at us. Lmao, good luck fucker.

Wouldn't a real writer try to write something better instead of whining about the reception?

But they're TRANSOHOBES! YELL AT THEM SO THEY KNOW THEIR PLACE! WE WILL NOT LET OUR VOICES BE SILENCED, WE WILL ARGUE WITH THEM UNTIL THE LAST TERF IS FORCED BACK IN THE BEDROOM TO LICK MY GIRLDICK CLEAN!!!

All the women in a state killing all the non-zombie men they see? No fucking way. This generation is too soft. If a second generation grew up in that environment, yes, I could better believe it. But not today's women. Not even in an apocalypse.

Trust me, I'd be crying too put my fellow kiwis down. I'd lock all you menfolk in a museum so you guys could rape each other and post about lolcows at the same time, helping keep the site alive and letting you possibly write the rage monkey equivalent of Shakespeare, given enough time.

@umami's milk your post is long like mine so here's a spoiler quote section:

Spoiler: replying to chapter 8

Like the main characters are 30 something and they're calling themselves girls.

I wonder if part of it is some infatuation with the Magical GIRL genre, of which we know he's a fan (he wrote a story about magical girls and I'm sure he took his name from Puella Magi Madoka). To transition into a kawaii magical girl is to have power, youth, and charisma. Die old cis scum.

No words. I'm not sure if GFM intentionally meant to brand SRS as mutilation, but it's based. Still, there's nothing special about the way you scar, Beth. That's just called the natural healing process.

Nah, that's his fetish again IMO. He'd love to be taken apart then put back together. Think of it as his boner typing, not his actual metaphorical writing.

I'm sure that's why he included the goats too: he wanted to fuck them.

You make me feel so delicate.

What the fuck is with this line. It's not very endearing and it's certainly not iconic enough for a repeat appearance.

Troons have an obsession with power and control. To be delicate is to be weak, submissive, but most importantly, special. You get things happen to you. You get to sit there and be fucked like the lazy bastard you are, soaking up all the adoration and praise. Delicacy is also held up to be a prize, the ultimate beauty for some people like troons. I'm certain it's narcissistic centric in a sense.

He kissed her. White tongue sliding over her teeth.The sting of lemon on an open cut. It felt so good.

HOW NOT TO WRITE RAPE AS HORROR 101: TRY NOT TO JERK OFF WHILE YOU WRITE CHALLENGE.

He put rape in the story because he likes rape, not because it has a deeper thematic meaning or serves the story.

Thank you. The rape monkeys aren't there for horror, they're there as sex props.

So the second the self-insert Troon gets a chance, he goes after actual, female pussy instead of their apparently dedicated partners' bussy. At least that part is accurate.

Maybe he too was reading the tenacious unicorn thread?

But the whole post-apocalyptic setting is nothing more than a cheap wish-fulfilment fantasy.

Where all the men are brutal rape apes that desire them for their feminine (LOL, right...) appearance and all women are catty TERFs who secretly lust for their girl-dicks.

And of course all Troons are smart, gritty survivalists that outsmart everyone and definitely not mentally-unstable perverts who mostly live in cushy urban areas.

Perfectly said. Anonimous saying it's literary Sarin gas is accurate.

He's still butthurt. In fact he's so butthurt he went out and sought asspats for his crappy novel.

He should be thankful that he didn't get hormones as a child, he's already class A retarded as is.

 

[capsaicin]

She tried not to think about the freckles on Fran’s back or the fine cornsilk hairs at the nape of her neck.
You make me feel so delicate.

More than anything else so far, this says to me "male author."

When faced with a threatening situation against a man, women are immediately and unfortunately aware of how physically outmatched we are. It's why you get the soft turn-downs and question-dodging for pushy dudes, instead of loud, brave but foolish "fuck offs!"

If the entire world has turned unquestionably into "if a man sees you, he will try to rape and kill you," no woman would be going uwu I'm so delicate uwu. No real woman, anyway.

 

[AMHOLIO]

You know, I just realized Chris would be surviving the apocalypse. How comforting.

I'm sure DSP would also survive due to all the alcohol murdering his sperm levels, streaming for troons still thanks to youtube being run by troons as well as other tech.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

I would like to correct myself on a point I made earlier regarding goats. Cashmere does, in fact, come from cashmere goats. Those goats would indeed have soft coats.

However, Wikipedia doesn't mention any of them here in the US. It appears that the majority, if not all, cashmere comes from Mongolia. It's possible that we have some cashmere goat farms here in the US, Wikipedia is not God. However, I find it highly unlikely that random Troon would run across the undoubtedly one or two herds that might possibly exist in this huge mass we call a country.

I did, however, want to correct the record, lest I be accused of not doing my own research!

 

[Glenallen Mixon]

You know, I just realized Chris would be surviving the apocalypse. How comforting.

I'm sure DSP would also survive due to all the alcohol murdering his sperm levels, streaming for troons still thanks to youtube being run by troons as well as other tech.

Someone needs to write that fanfic, how all the various lolcows on this site would be dealing with the male-rape-zombie apocalypse. I need to know what would go down on the Tranch if t.rex came their way. And I have a feeling that becoming a rape zombie with a barbed penis would somehow be an improvement for Ethan Ralph.

 

[Great Monkey King]

Goats do not have soft coats. Their fur is coarse and wiry. Some breeds may be softer than others, I don't know, but none of them are soft enough to be used as a fiber for yarn. I don't think they are used as a fiber for anything.

Mohair is goat, angora goat specifically. But still not something we’d see wild in the US. Unless someone imported them before the world ended and then they went feral successfully (which is unlikely because animals domesticated for their hair/coats rarely do anything but die without people).

like yaks and quiviut (I don't know if that's the animal name or the fiber name, but it's top end luxury yarn)

Qiviut comes from musk ox. (This one doesn’t relate to the book but fun info anyway.)

 

[Peaches Demure]

Someone needs to write that fanfic, how all the various lolcows on this site would be dealing with the male-rape-zombie apocalypse. I need to know what would go down on the Tranch if t.rex came their way. And I have a feeling that becoming a rape zombie with a barbed penis would somehow be an improvement for Ethan Ralph.

Someone needs to create a fanfic category for this book on ArchiveofOurOwn. I’m serious. Autists with lots of time to kill would produce wondrous works of art!

 

[Clanner Scum]

I was still hung up on the 1600 rounds of ammunition, so I did some poking around. A group of reenactors who learned webdesign on Geocities list the combat weight of a GI in WW2 here. Specifically, we want to look at the "Rifle, M1903A3" and its attendant ammunition. The Springfield M1903 was the American bolt-action service rifle for WW1, and was retained as a sniper rifle all the way up Vietnam (the US replaced it with the M1 Garand for WW2). It's chambered in .30-06, which is broadly similar to the other rifle rounds of WW2 (.303 British, 7.62x54mmR, 7.92x57mm Mauser), so it works pretty well as a general "WW2 bolt-action".

Spoiler: Visual Comparison

I shamelessly stole this from Wikipedia: From left to right 7.92×33mm Kurz, 7.62×39mm, 5.56×45mm NATO, 7.62×51mm NATO, .303 British, 6.5×55mm Swedish, 7.92×57mm Mauser, and .30-06 Springfield. You can see how the "full-size" rounds are very similar. .223 Remington was discussed further back in the thread, and it's basically the same round as the 5.56×45mm NATO.

The table lists the weight for "bandolier w/ 12 x 5-rd clips" as 3.90 lbs. That's 60 rounds on twelve stripper clips with a way to carry them all.

Spoiler: A little math.

1600 rounds / 60 rounds/bandolier = 26.67 bandoliers
26.67 bandoliers * 3.9 pounds = 104.01 pounds

It comes out to 104 pounds of just ammunition. That's not counting the difficulties of stringing 26 bandoliers over yourself. You could probably cut down on the weight by just tossing all the bullets in a big old sack, but why? I thought it might be a typo, 160 > 1600 but no, it's written out. I'm just baffled.

 

[Niggaplease]

More than anything else so far, this says to me "male author."

When faced with a threatening situation against a man, women are immediately and unfortunately aware of how physically outmatched we are. It's why you get the soft turn-downs and question-dodging for pushy dudes, instead of loud, brave but foolish "fuck offs!"

If the entire world has turned unquestionably into "if a man sees you, he will try to rape and kill you," no woman would be going uwu I'm so delicate uwu. No real woman, anyway.

If it was a true and honest woman it would be more like oh dear god please help I am getting raped, this man is hurting me, I can not stop it.
please no, stop, that hurts don't touch me, oh god your killing me.
I feel like when I read it, the author's only true real concept of rape is ravishment from a raunchy bawdy bodice ripper. or non con erotica, tsk for someone whose sole selling point is dark and gritty and novel and new, how cliche that they start this rape scene as a typical ravishment scene?

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I still can't get over the fact that the FtM carried essentially the equivalent of her own bodyweight 15ft up a tree while on her period only to fuck off back down after only killing one zombie.

Also, that their name is Robbie. How come FtMs always choose the most faggoty, feminine names ever? How come you never see one named Hank, or Richard, or Carl? How come it's always some girly shit like Aiden, or Noah?

I'm just saying that you'd think for someone who wants to present as a man they'd choose a name that actually reflects that.

 

[Karen™]

I just want to thank the Chromosome Crusaders reading this "book" for those of us who don't have the rancid pork bath bombs to read it, ourselves (and for making it so fucking funny, to boot). You're all as fearless and sexy as Queen Teach

Also, in case anyone else is lame and curious, I looked up spork as a verb after its use in the beginning of the thread confused me.

Spoiler: always learning new things on the farms

lol

 

[Niggaplease]

the problem I have with chapter 8 is the penises are barbed, why arent they bleeding from their asses; like if you seen cats mating they scream because its intensely painful the barbed penis scratches the insides of the cats vagina to stimulate ovulation. thats another issue if the penises are barbed and the men raped women brutally why are women surviving to pregnancy with out bleeding out through their holes? homosapiens are not designed to accepte barbed penises, and there has to be tissue damage, artery damage if the rape is brutal enough, death by blood loss.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Hello, god bless you all for reading this so the rest of us can enjoy the trainwreck without having to read about copious amounts of tranny sex, I'm just here to say that

flaking scabs of cum

is one of the worst combination of words I've ever read, thank you and goodnight.