Snakes Reads A Terrible Book: Manhunt, by Gretchen Felker-Martin - An utter waste of everyone’s time inspired by the Tranny Sideshows thread and its new favorite author

[Trianon]

“Beth’s expression sobered when they both heard a high, scratchy woman’s voice shriek “Oh my GOD!” in a breathless titter.”

I'm still on this particular line, where six contradictory sounds are used to describe this woman's voice. What is a breathless, tittering shriek?

 

[AMHOLIO]

@Apotheosis of the Liver You just wrote a small, easy to digest story with elements of both comedy and horror, better delivered than Gretchen himself. It's amazing.

Would he? If he was on E before his arrest (which I don't think he was), it was almost certainly not prescribed, so I doubt he's getting it in jail.

Please, I need to think that he's on a wandering quest across America to the last lego stores with his taint shoddily cut off for raping his mom, like Cain cursed to walk the earth. Or, well, waddle the earth. Preaching like Jesus, spreading the sonichu gospel, or even creating his own gang of tomgirls for Christory X...

Ah, yes, my stress and mental anguish can also be allayed by recurring monthly donations. (Ha, if only.)

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Won't pretend I'm not more than a little jelly at the success of the grift, though. Congrats, I guess.

The reason he has that money is because he writes all about the degenerate fetishes he loves and also keeps up a steady supply of manchild movie reviews he loves. Could you really keep that up yourself, or would you be happier by talking about things you love to an audience who doesn't get off to rape and guro? Making a lot of money is great, but it is better to do what you love like Gretchen, rather than be jealous he has 1000 sweaty gross basement dwellers and programming socks giving him cash. The grift is nice, but he's sincerely being a creep and not pretending. Do what you love, I guess?

I'm still on this particular line, where six contradictory sounds are used to describe this woman's voice. What is a breathless, tittering shriek?

It's what you get when you think shriek isn't descriptive enough. He has to work those poor little adjectives to the bone to pad out his work.

IT BROKE NEW GROUND!

I CLAPPED! I CLAPPED WHEN THE BALLS WERE EATEN!!

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Since I can't quote @Glenallen Mixon directly, I'll copy the statement I wanted to respond to.

"Benighted," yeah this asshole needs to get his head out of his thesaurus.

It's not a bad word to use in writing, though I have a bias for more formal writing styles. However, in Micah's case, it doesn't suit the tone he's trying to set. It's a tinge of formality among poorly-written and simply-worded sentences that hints to how infrequently he uses the term. I'll admit he seems to use "benighted" correctly, but it would have benefited him to use "stupid" instead. "Benighted" is too good for this.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Adding in a few fun tweets: a mad lass speaks.


Followed by a mad lad:

 

[Xanax and Wine]

It must sting pretty hard knowing some (most likely) drunk bigots on a gossip site write better stories than you do. Not just that, they write YOUR story better.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Someone needs to write that fanfic, how all the various lolcows on this site would be dealing with the male-rape-zombie apocalypse. I need to know what would go down on the Tranch if t.rex came their way. And I have a feeling that becoming a rape zombie with a barbed penis would somehow be an improvement for Ethan Ralph.

Not so much an improvement per se, but I imagine the lives of Russell Greer and Lucas Werner would be relatively unchanged (as they’re already horny zombies).

Moviebob would be trapped as a zombie in his basement apartment (kind of like that zombie in the well from The Walking Dead). Since he’s in Bahstahn, our protags might hear him trying to furiously tweet from his broken cell phone. Dobson is also in the state, but nobody knows or cares about angry fedora blue bear (maybe a Kevin Gibes-like troon who collects “stuffies” has Dobbo blue bear held hostage?).

 

[AMHOLIO]

Question: will the reason Fran and or Beth have not had their balls makeshift castrated be revealed? Or are they just clinically retarded and insisting on keeping all of their MANhoods intact?

 

[Spangled Drongo]

That the zombies are rape zombies would (theoretically) imply a deeper importance to estrogen treatments to the author, as a means of controlling an unwanted violent or carnal sexual desire.

It's interesting you mention that as the author seems to be a textbook AGP, and AGPs do tend to retain their same violent sexual fantasies no matter how many titty skittles they take. What was once dismissed as toxic masculinity now gets them sympathy - it's now totally fine to tell a woman to choke on your dick if you don't like what she has to say as long as you call her a TERF and the dick a "girldick".

I still can't get over the fact that the FtM carried essentially the equivalent of her own bodyweight 15ft up a tree while on her period only to fuck off back down after only killing one zombie.

Also, that their name is Robbie. How come FtMs always choose the most faggoty, feminine names ever? How come you never see one named Hank, or Richard, or Carl? How come it's always some girly shit like Aiden, or Noah?

I'm just saying that you'd think for someone who wants to present as a man they'd choose a name that actually reflects that.

Usually Robbie is short for Robert, which isn't a name you hear on the FTMs a whole lot... but you're right as far as the trend towards softer names goes. It's because they never want to be big burly macho men - the "soft boi" aesthetic is what an overwhelming majority of TIFs are aiming for, i.e. the type of boy a teenage girl would fantasise over. Hence all the Aiden, Elliot, Noah, Kai, Finn etc., the sort of trendy names you'd expect to hear on some boy band member.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I would like to correct myself on a point I made earlier regarding goats. Cashmere does, in fact, come from cashmere goats. Those goats would indeed have soft coats.

However, Wikipedia doesn't mention any of them here in the US. It appears that the majority, if not all, cashmere comes from Mongolia. It's possible that we have some cashmere goat farms here in the US, Wikipedia is not God. However, I find it highly unlikely that random Troon would run across the undoubtedly one or two herds that might possibly exist in this huge mass we call a country.

I did, however, want to correct the record, lest I be accused of not doing my own research!

What a sad world we live in, that a string sperg on Kiwi Farms has more integrity and intellectual honesty than most journalists and politicians.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Micah Martin is fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Niggaplease]

Yeah... the whole 'working together' tends to bring people... well.. together rather than apart. Crazy, I know. Would've done wonders for your tranny movement, GFM. Now you're just going to be painted as pornsick freaks who fuck zombies and dream about fucking zombies. Enjoy it.
edit edit: Even more interesting because he just tweeted this: View attachment 3201302 Incapable of practicing what he preaches.

edit: Chapter 1 of Part 2 has been finished, but still waiting on @blue gopher snakes to upload the last chapter of the previous part. Putting this out there so that volunteers won't end up working on the same chapter.

EVERYONE SAY, "HI GRETCHEN! MICAH!"
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Gretchen, Hai,
your free to write a sexually charged violent bloody story of violence against women we're free to critique you and judge you for writing such trash to begin with yes you should be concerned about your mental state Gretchen who really sits there and thinks its okay to write a chapter with a black woman getting her uterus torn out. Gretchen who uses rape as a casual literary tool, gretchen who relies shock value as a plot device so heavy handedly that I feel like I am reading a long schizopost just never ends until it does. logic.

 

[AnOminous]

The plot is absolutely retarded. We're supposed to believe that in a world where men have been transformed into murderous rape-zombies, TERFs are somehow the bigger threat?

Troons hate women. Zombies raping them doesn't even matter to them. In fact, they want to rape them themselves. The only problem they have with zombies is they're raping the women they want to rape.

I'm still on this particular line, where six contradictory sounds are used to describe this woman's voice. What is a breathless, tittering shriek?

Troons are just a collection of inabilities. They can't do anything a real woman could do, not even write to a fanfic level of quality, apparently.

 

[that can't be right]

Question: will the reason Fran and or Beth have not had their balls makeshift castrated be revealed? Or are they just clinically retarded and insisting on keeping all of their MANhoods intact?

How are they gonna grace us with flaking scabs of cum on their thighs without it?
But yeah the answer is clinically retarded.

 

[Niggaplease]

How are they gonna grace us with flaking scabs of cum on their thighs without it?
But yeah the answer is clinically retarded.

i puked in my mouth a little at flakey cum scabs. ngl

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

How are they gonna grace us with flaking scabs of cum on their thighs without it?
But yeah the answer is clinically retarded.

I don't remember where I read it, but men who have had their testicles removed can still get erections and orgasm. Without viagra even. It's not as easy, but the hormones that make it possible are made in other areas of the body, so most men are still able to function at least to some degree. How estrogen therapy would affect that, I don't know, and I don't know if there's liquid without sperm, but yeah.

Why do you think coomers are so willing to cut off their balls? They wouldn't do it if it meant no more fun.

 

[umami's milk]

I don't remember where I read it, but men who have had their testicles removed can still get erections and orgasm. Without viagra even. It's not as easy, but the hormones that make it possible are made in other areas of the body, so most men are still able to function at least to some degree. How estrogen therapy would affect that, I don't know, and I don't know if there's liquid without sperm, but yeah.

Why do you think coomers are so willing to cut off their balls? They wouldn't do it if it meant no more fun.

Take this with a grain of salt, but I think taking E causes the prostate to atrophy, no?

edit: It also may increase the risk of prostate cancer. Apparently, there are negative health effects to giving your body hormones it's not meant to take. Groundbreaking.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Take this with a grain of salt, but I think taking E causes the prostate to atrophy, no?

It does, but some men still get erections on e even. The human body is crazy complex and capable of achieving homeostasis (or close to it) under a wide range of variations, natural or otherwise. We're a truly amazing pile of lumbering meat and calcium deposits.

 

[Niggaplease]

Take this with a grain of salt, but I think taking E causes the prostate to atrophy, no?

edit: It also may increase the risk of prostate cancer. Apparently, there are negative health effects to giving your body hormones it's not meant to take. Groundbreaking.

yeah when on the topic of rewriting the story one of the ways cow breeders force bulls to coom is electro stimulation in the ass, I am sure with a mild electro stim of the prostate you can force a man to coom, even when they've been on estrogen for years. its only a theory though, but atleast a theory based in some reality not lol phyto estrogens are impactful enough to stave off a virus that depends on t. when irl its not nearly impactful as actual hrt and tittie skittles.
It kind of annoys me that author never looked to actual ruthless women to make the enemies seem real.
like I was listening to a podcast about the first empress of the han dynasty, and she had a real hate boner for one of her husbands concubines, that when her husband died, she killed the concubine but first she poisoned her to be deaf blind and dumb, then she cut out her tongue to be mute, then she chopped of her arms and legs, and threw her into a toliet and called her a human pig. she was cruel because her husband literally let her stay an enemy camp as a prsioner of war while he was fooling around with the concubine.
empress wu zetian killed her own sons for power
olga of kiev anhinilated a whole kingdom because they killed her husbands, in various passive aggresive ways and managed to obtain othordox saint hood.
the problem isn't women in power don't kill willy nilly because they can, they have probably a good reason to, like a grudge or to maintain power, its more emotionally charged than a man doing it. its what makes the authors depictions of the terfs fall flat, most of the time the writer makes the terfs seem as feral and unhinged as the rape zombies, this is hypocritical to the idea the terfs managed to take control and have authroitiy in areas, regardless of idealogy if the terfs went in and shot people willy nilly at a whim. no such an enemy would make calculated steps bide their time and wait, why waste resources trying to kill ten percent of a population when you have to contend with 50 percent already infected? its alot easier to wait for the troons tying to sneak into your encampment when larping as a women, execute and make a few examples out of them to dissaude others from trying the same shit they has been proof in the book some tried to do so. talk about wasted oppurtunity in story telling.

 

[Red Sun]

yeah when on the topic of rewriting the story one of the ways cow breeders force bulls to coom is electro stimulation in the ass, I am sure with a mild electro stim of the prostate you can force a man to coom, even when they've been on estrogen for years. its only a theory though, but atleast a theory based in some reality not lol phyto estrogens are impactful enough to stave off a virus that depends on t. when irl its not nearly impactful as actual hrt and tittie skittles.

It definitely works. You can even force a dead body to ejaculate using exactly that method. It's been used successfully to gather sperm for (very) recently-widowed women to conceive with their dead husbands.

 

[Marvin]

I don't know, and I don't know if there's liquid without sperm, but yeah.

There is. That's what a vasectomy is, blocking the tube (the vas deferens) that delivers the sperm cells to where they're ultimately mixed with the fluid that makes up the bulk of semen. Block that, the rest of the fluid is still made, just sterile.