Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Blasterisk]

Jack cooking mice when?

"Hey guys, Jack Scalfani here with a new series I'm calling Smoking Indoors. After Tammy kicked me out of the house I was like, well, I couldn't believe it. >angy face< So I built a house out of my old smokers, and it smells great. Like I'm literally cooking every minute. It's like, meat all the time. It's great.

But I was hearing from other people, everybody said mice are keto! I'm like whuhuhuat? So I looked it up on Tiktok, and yeah, basically, we've got a great recipe here for mice on a smoker. Takes 4 simple ingredients, and mice. Come on in, and I'll show you how to do it."

 

[Aaway]

Financial controller for:
Hinkle Chair Company
4669 Mt. Sharon Rd.
Greenbriar, TN 37073

you'd think that someone with so many "haters" would make damn sure to keep as much of their own and their family's personal information off the internet as possible

pretty much everything you'd like to know about the scalfattys is a google search away

 

[stets]

you'd think that someone with so many "haters" would make damn sure to keep as much of their own and their family's personal information off the internet as possible

pretty much everything you'd like to know about the scalfattys is a google search away

It’s on zoominfo who scraped it from god knows where, Tammy has been trying her hand at better opsec - i don’t think she ever updated her LinkedIn. But it’s not helpful when her idiot husband talks about how he’s doing social media advising for the hinkle chair company so that we know what to search for…

 

[feral cat #6385]

Last night I had a dream that @rubytintedchix and @TheLazyMan had developed a huge following among the Ukraine military, particularly the AZOV Battalion who sent them Christmas ornaments and cards. Lots of candy kane striped swastikas, black sun Christmas ornaments and SS icicles. Leaving Pink Chicken and the Lazy man with a dilemma. The Azov battalion as well as friends and family was coming over for xmas dinner, so they were trying to figure out how to display all this stuff in the least offensive way possible.

The Azov Battalion arrive with a hooded figure they present as a guest to Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man. Pulling off the hood revealed the mystery figure to be Jack Scalfani, complete with Jack Murphy cuck beard. Jack was captured doing an Ukranian food wars thing and Jack Jr. defected to join the Chechnyans. Various cows had cameos as "friends and family."

Tammy was not featured in the dream. I assume she was off with Jim Traynor.

Forgot to mention DarkSydePhil was king of the Ukrainians. Having repelled the Russian invasion and lead the conquest of Russia.

 

[Zaryiu2]

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The juxtaposition between Jack's wholesome Downs-like demeanor in the intro and him describing physically punishing "HOPE" for testing its boundaries is really something.

More Combining With Jack. Jack has to pretend that he doesn't know what tahini is because he's ashamed of his Arab ancestry. He had to special order it because he doesn't know that you can just get it at Kroger or whatever. "I'm not gonna be here that long", oh, if only... Floppy bowl makes its return. Jack describing how to beat eggs: "You're gonna mix those eggs until they're almost, I guess you could say they're kinda lighter than, they'll kind of lighten up, so they'll mix."

Jack is disappointed because tahini, egg and baking powder doesn't rise like real bread or taste very good. Yeah no kidding. Jack gets angy at "HOPE" playing in the background. This really must be his idea to revitalize the channel because it is just so badly thought out and executed, it couldn't be anyone else's idea.

Just when i thought Jack could sink lowerand piss me off more he does that, i know i should not get pissed off but this is something else even for Jack and i recommend he be retagged a horror cow since that fit him better than careercow (he has not worked in so long)

He is making it damn hard not to alog

Jack, when faced with a young puppy that likes to play bite a lot, decides to respond by fucking hitting her. Very cool Jack, you just set all my bones in attack position.

Seriously, puppies have a bad habit of play biting they don't resolve until they become a few months older. They don't know when they get too rowdy sometimes. My dogs had a habit of nipping me too when they were pups; I rolled with it and treated it as playing, stopping when they bit too hard to teach them how far they can go.

What a subhuman monster destined for hell.

Even in hell they value their Hell Hounds better than Jack, this fucker is something else

 

[Aaway]

It’s on zoominfo who scraped it from god knows where, Tammy has been trying her hand at better opsec - i don’t think she ever updated her LinkedIn. But it’s not helpful when her idiot husband talks about how he’s doing social media advising for the hinkle chair company so that we know what to search for…

oh yeah, i also forgot to mention that jack the retard has doxxed himself on video more than once as well

it's amazing that no one's thrown a year old frozen brisket through his window yet

 

[Fatafata v2]

It’s on zoominfo who scraped it from god knows where, Tammy has been trying her hand at better opsec - i don’t think she ever updated her LinkedIn. But it’s not helpful when her idiot husband talks about how he’s doing social media advising for the hinkle chair company so that we know what to search for…

It's from her LinkedIn. Not sure what she has done so it doesn't show in her job, but it's been there for a long time

 

[RainwaterDrop]

oh yeah, i also forgot to mention that jack the retard has doxxed himself on video more than once as well

it's amazing that no one's thrown a year old frozen brisket through his window yet

Most people won't go through with shit like this because there isn't really a way to profit from it. If you do it and you don't get caught, you make the news in town, and you need to brag about it in order to get recognition. And that is how you get to suffer the legal consequences from it, and honestly nobody wants to have a headache like that going on for years just because they felt like trolling some fat asshole on the internet once lol!

If Jack decides to abuse the puppy and admit to it on film, like he did to abusing his son, it's another ballgame entirely. Guy is fucked in this case, nobody likes animal abusers, if the State won't get him, he will get someone trying to fuck him over knocking on his door. As long as he isn't a complete asshole, he is probably fine then!

Jack cooking mice when?

The poor mice are probably struggling from eating Jack's leftovers. Even mice deserve better lol!

 

[Angel Dust]

it's amazing that no one's thrown a year old frozen brisket through his window yet

Nobody but Jack has, or would have, a year old frozen brisket.

 

[NulWillBecomeTranny]

Jack, when faced with a young puppy that likes to play bite a lot, decides to respond by fucking hitting her. Very cool Jack, you just set all my bones in attack position.

Seriously, puppies have a bad habit of play biting they don't resolve until they become a few months older. They don't know when they get too rowdy sometimes. My dogs had a habit of nipping me too when they were pups; I rolled with it and treated it as playing, stopping when they bit too hard to teach them how far they can go.

What a subhuman monster destined for hell.

this is the big deal? someone gave their shit rat a little smack for attacking them?

 

[feral cat #6385]

It's from her LinkedIn. Not sure what she has done so it doesn't show in her job, but it's been there for a long time

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Well if that's where she works now, more power to her for managing to find work and be employable unlike her loser husband. She should ditch him and find a more productive mate.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

this is the big deal? someone gave their shit rat a little smack for attacking them?

Play biting is not a serious attack, it is called play biting for a reason. But Jackoff needed to affirm his masculinity by hitting a puppy for doing puppy things.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

OK so Jack spends the first minute of the video talking about physically hitting his dog and how he's going to escalate the abuse until he "wins". I'm just going to stop here and go for a walk or something.

abusing small animals is a sign of someone with ASPD (aka sociopathy). how long until jack start cutting off people skin and making a bodysuit out of it. lol

 

[EnemyStand]

this is the big deal? someone gave their shit rat a little smack for attacking them?

It was less that and more the fat fuck said he would continuously hit the dog harder as the dog started biting him harder. Kind of like in light sparring, if one dude slips and hits harder than he should the other dude hits him back harder causing the first dude to hit even harder and before you know it both guys are acting like they're fighting for a vacated title. Except since Jack has 10,0000 times the mass of Hope he's more liable to inflict permanent damage. Even if he doesn't, he's training his dog to be mean. Ignorance is no excuse when the Internet exists.

 

[EvilDroid64]

It’s on zoominfo who scraped it from god knows where, Tammy has been trying her hand at better opsec - i don’t think she ever updated her LinkedIn. But it’s not helpful when her idiot husband talks about how he’s doing social media advising for the hinkle chair company so that we know what to search for…

You'd think that someone with an accounting degree (I know it's from a defunct for-profit diploma mill) would put their house into a trust so it's harder for the haters her husband is always bitching about to find. It's not hard to do, they waste money on so much other stupid shit and their property tax records are publicly available online without any registration whatsoever.

Edit: That might not even work, since Mushbrain would insist that the trust have a stupid, easy-to-find name like GIVEME TRUST.

 

[Pig Cups]

how long until jack start cutting off people skin and making a bodysuit out of it. lol

He would have to go full Harold Shipman, with regard to body count. The amount of flayed skin needed to wrap his fat ass is staggering.


In other news, it *really* looks like Garrett is slimming way down.

I would think that Jack himself serves as a prime motivator in his son’s weight loss journey. I know I’d be itching to drop some elbees if I was massive like my dad, who was also stricken with the beetus, 2(+) strokes, thyroid illness, motor dysfunction, partial paralysis, and cognitive decline. Jack is a perfect example of everything that one should NOT do/be in the game of life.

 

[Sperglord666]

OK so Jack spends the first minute of the video talking about physically hitting his dog and how he's going to escalate the abuse until he "wins". I'm just going to stop here and go for a walk or something.

I don't see an issue with tapping your dog if they're having a moment where their instincts take over or you just need to get their attention. Not hitting just a tap so that it gets the dog's attention.

Tapping a dog "harder and harder" when it's clear the dog doesn't like it and isn't responding well is just straight abuse. But of course, it doesn't even occur to this dumb motherfucker that maybe he should try something else.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

I don't see an issue with tapping your dog if they're having a moment where their instincts take over or you just need to get their attention. Not hitting just a tap so that it gets the dog's attention.

Tapping a dog "harder and harder" when it's clear the dog doesn't like it and isn't responding well is just straight abuse. But of course, it doesn't even occur to this dumb motherfucker that maybe he should try something else.

The AKC's article on training your puppy to not bite explicitly mentions to not do what Jack did:

If your puppy bites you while playing, that means playtime is over, with no exceptions. Yelling at or physically punishing your puppy, as strange as it sounds, is also a type of reward. It teaches them that biting gets some kind of response from you, which is known as positive punishment. This can also make them fearful of being handled. Instead, teach them that biting will get them nothing.

This dog is going to grow up to be a fat, poorly-behaved nervous wreck. I put even odds on them getting rid of the thing some time next year.

 

[Pig Cups]

Ever see headlines/stories in the news that instantly remind you of Jack?

 

[Bassomatic]

I always like seeing Garrett do well. I honestly think he's doing well with his life, it's not the life I'd choose but that's ok different strokes and all (yes this is mocking Jack's arm) .

Speaking of hope as a long time pet owner and over 20 cats in my life had one who used to flat FIGHT you . He was my best fur bro. But this cat was insane and first time I ever smacked him was because reaction after drawing blood.

Once or twice a year dude would play like normal than just go for kill. Couldn't do anything aside hold him down and unless you gave him a wack he would not chill. Weird fucking cat man.

Hope is clearly a different story and Jack must feel like a big man hitting a puppy. Good for you jack we all stand up and clap. Scumbag.

No one should mess with Tam Ham's job that's not cool. Knowing about Jack's haters etc it's poor op sec to list stuff but while us kiwis have limits and understand no money no more Jack wastes Tammy's checks we also know this is a tv show to us we don't hate the actors for being bad guys and when we log off it's over

For you reddit weens etc tam Ham suffers enough don't fuck with her career.