Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Rob's taste is patrician in using that Better Than Bouillon. It's one of the best lines of store-bought broth substitutes you can get. My only caveats are the entire line is very high in sodium, to the point of being too salty. It should be used at about half the concentration the label recommends. It is also very intensely flavored, which can also be fixed by not using it at full concentration. You should also consider reducing or eliminating any other added salt.

You might notice he only used a little. Their fish base is also really good, especially because most normal person grocery stores don't have much else in the way of fish base.

Their lobster one is really good. Bought some once because it was New Years and wanted to make a lobster bisque as a starter and it came out amazingly well. But yeah, a little too salty.

Rob is like the anti-Jack. He's pleasant, soft spoken, knows how to cook and make food you want to eat and isn't obvious about his trolling.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

What an ass. Not sure if anyone else noticed it but Tammy was the one who swore when he showed the snake footage. He exclaims " TAMMY!" Cause she swore like he's a child about to tattle on her.

He keeps talking about bees and snakes, sounds like a plague has been cast upon the scalfanis.

I mean, it's almost like it's Springtime and the bugs and the snakes are coming back out now that it's warmer.

And it was just a silly little garter snake. Pick it up and watch it adorably try to gum you, they're totally harmless. I get that the fear is built into our brains and it's hard to defeat for some but damn they were hysterical.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

But you don't work Jack...
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He’s just mad that he can talk down to a robot.

 

[Dead Air]

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Guessing baked cheese, totally reduced fat Bertolli alfredo sauce he had to find on Amazon guyz, and Rao's pizza sauce. Oh and extra mozzarella. Why would any human consume this slop? Also what is Jacks obsession with Alfredo?

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Guessing baked cheese, totally reduced fat Bertolli alfredo sauce he had to find on Amazon guyz, and Rao's pizza sauce. Oh and extra mozzarella. Why would any human consume this slop? Also what is Jacks obsession with Alfredo?

Because it's "Italian"

 

[densedance]

Because it's "Italian"

Bruh at this point I just wanna see jack attempting Carbonara.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I find it endlessly amusing that Jack is so damned obsessed with figuring out how to make Keto Carb bombs - Somehow he's taken the most meat friendly diet option out there and is determined to just not do the meat keto recipes for some reason.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Also what is Jacks obsession with Alfredo?

He wants hot white cream in his mouth and down his throat

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Bruh at this point I just wanna see jack attempting Carbonara.

Curdled milk, slimy egg, undercooked pork alla spaghetti. Just like mother used to make.

 

[snailslime]

how do you even fuck up meat that badly, that often. it can take less than 10 minutes to properly cook a freakin steak.

 

[Anon88]

how do you even fuck up meat that badly, that often. it can take less than 10 minutes to properly cook a freakin steak.

I'm pretty sure he does it on purpose. I've seen videos of him gushing about how much he loves his meat "rare" which to jack means very undercooked.

 

[Henry Wyatt]

how do you even fuck up meat that badly, that often. it can take less than 10 minutes to properly cook a freakin steak.

and the best part of steak is that you dont even need to cook it

 

[John Carmack]

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

OK so Jack spends the first minute of the video talking about physically hitting his dog and how he's going to escalate the abuse until he "wins". I'm just going to stop here and go for a walk or something.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

"It tastes like a jockstrap! Not that I've ever tasted a jockstrap."

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I mean, it's almost like it's Springtime and the bugs and the snakes are coming back out now that it's warmer.

And it was just a silly little garter snake. Pick it up and watch it adorably try to gum you, they're totally harmless. I get that the fear is built into our brains and it's hard to defeat for some but damn they were hysterical.

Well... even if it is a garter snake and they don't have fangs they do have sharp little teeth and those bites can get infected if you don't clean them out properly. But yeah, it's one of the most harmless snakes out there that you don't even bother worrying about. The way these two acted it was like nature was out to get them.

Bruh at this point I just wanna see jack attempting Carbonara.

NO! Bad poster! Do not ask him to make Carbonara. He's going to make it from bacon, that dried sawdust he called parmesan and half-beaten eggs not to mention some keto friendly pasta.

Spoiler: pasta sperging

Carbonara is one of the greatest pastas out there. Dead simple to make but tastes awesome. Guanciale, or cured pork jowl, is what it calls for. You can use pancetta if necessary but it's not the same. It's a much stronger tasting cured meat than bacon, has a better texture and the fat almost melts away completely into your sauce. Use pecorino romano instead of parmigiano-reggiano or a combination of the two and both the cheese and the egg are added after taking it off the heat. The heat from the pasta is all that's needed to cook / melt the cheese and not get all curdled. This gives it a rich, creamy sauce that you don't get otherwise.

Mushbrain would just add it all together in the pan and come out with big heaping gobs of scrambled egg and what he calls cheese and call it a home run,

Faggot claims he knows what falafel and hummus are but doesn't know what tahini is? Get fucked Mushbrain.

And yeah, anybody could have told you it would taste like shit.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

The bread was somehow the least interesting thing in this vid. He has confirmed two major things. One, Jack is a horrible dog owner and doesn't know the first thing about dog behavior/training. I could write a small essay on the things he got wrong just in this video. He also clearly hates Hope and is probably hitting her more than is reasonable. Look how fucking angry he was that a puppy dare interrupt his filming.


Second, Jack is really really really fucking gay. That jock strap analogy was way to specific to not come from experience or fantasy. His excuse of "Oh I was just thinking about what jock straps would taste like, I don't actually know" is basically an admission he fantasies about burly young men gagging him with their sweaty jock straps. We knew Jack was deep in the closet, but God damn I didn't expect Jack to be that deviant.

 

[densedance]

Oh God, can't imagine how he handles that poor pupper if Tammie isn't around.

Also who would've thunk it that Tahini with Eggs & Baking Powder is going to be bad.

 

[Radical Sloth]

Wow what a shock. He keeps hitting his dog in the face harder and harder and the dog does not like that and responds by biting harder and harder.

Abuser trash.