🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[State Champ]

Can't wait for people to show up in his chat getting under his skin by saying Nora's a good girl she dindu nuffin

 

[KittyLoaf]

Man, since he's going after Nora, how long before he starts going after Zidan?

 

[Balloon Smooth]

Nora must be delighted she bowed out when she did. Imagine being able to see all the shit your ex has been pulling in such way as Ralph has been doing.
We're I in her position, I would have the world's biggest shit eating grin.

 

[Near]

Ralph vs bully from 4th grade who called him fat once thread when?
Also I bet he's gonna also go after some of his former teachers at some point too. Fuck it, everyone's his enemy now
Good job Fuentes, you picked a great hill to die on. You are protecting a literal giant baby

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Is he now accusing trolls of being sent by Nora or that anyone who goes on stream and talks trash about Ralph was sent by his wife? Or does he think Nora is directing Warski to attack him?

I’m very confused by his pig brain here

He made a weird paranoid post not too long ago about former friends being paid to talk shit about him. Ralph is at Nixonian levels of paranoia with his ever-growing Enemies List. I guess it gives him something to think about.
I don’t have enemies. Do you guys have enemies?

 

[Fuzhou]

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Ralph is having some paranoid delusions about Nora.

Oh christ, I've not heard a single thing about Nora even talking about him since the divorce. What is he even talking about?

 

[GL09]

Up until now Nora is his only ex that he seems to have actually respected. Or at least he hasn't come out and called them a whore/bitch publicly.

He just called her a cunt instead.

L /A

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

"I cheated on her and she left me, clearly she is the cunt and I did nothing wrong!"

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Do you think it was the shitpost about Nora’s dildo that set him off?
Wasn’t there talk that she signed an NDA?

 

[ddlloo]

He just called her a cunt instead.
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That was two years ago, what was the context?

Reads like he's parodying someone else's tweet tbh.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph is truly the king of lolcows. Just when you think he's about to lash out at an obvious target he takes a sharp right turn and goes after Nora who has, to my knowledge, done absolutely nothing but completely move on. I hope she gets a restraining order so we get another magic power word to fling at Ralph to force him to quietly seethe.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

This fucking nigga, No one knows anything about Nora or has said anything about Nora in two fucking years. The only person who brought up Nora was Adrienne Blaire ( winner) who brought her up during the og harvest stream when she told Null and PPP in a very vague way that Nora didn't want to deal with Ralph anymore. Christ is King indeed.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph is truly the king of lolcows. Just when you think he's about to lash out at an obvious target he takes a sharp right turn and goes after Nora who has, to my knowledge, done absolutely nothing but completely move on. I hope she gets a restraining order so we get another magic power word to fling at Ralph to force him to quietly seethe.

Ignoring Ralph and moving on is the deepest cut to his narc ego.

Oh christ, I've not heard a single thing about Nora even talking about him since the divorce. What is he even talking about?

I think Ralph was an unpopular, poor fat kid with few friends until his late 20’s. Sandra was his only real friend. Then the internet came along and suddenly Ralph experienced what felt like popularity, he got attention, made money, people were vying for his favor and supported him. It was like the ugly, fat girl becoming the lovely prom Queen.

But it was all very temporary. Suddenly the e-friends started running away. He’s banned from YT. He starts drinking heavily, his wife leaves, etc…. His cheerleading section starts declining, the critics increasing rapidly. In just two years he’s just the same hated, unpopular fat kid everyone laughed at in 2002, but this time he’s being mocked and laughed by “his entire sector” of the internet instead of just kids at school. This is what has mad Ralph lose his mind entirely chose to drink himself to death.

A psycho baby mama and a crying newborn being tacked on now is just rail road spike in the coffin. The arrival of the baby in the house really seems to have put him over the edge for good.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Nora is quite fetching...all of her old chat logs etc from her years as Mrs. Ralph.

 

[Beavis]

Ralph is truly the king of lolcows. Just when you think he's about to lash out at an obvious target he takes a sharp right turn and goes after Nora who has, to my knowledge, done absolutely nothing but completely move on. I hope she gets a restraining order so we get another magic power word to fling at Ralph to force him to quietly seethe.

Ralph vs. Patrick Tomlinson for cow of the year is going to be a nailbiter.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Does anyone know where these obscure livestreams are? I want to hear the lore from Nora's minions. Rage piggy seems to be in full meltdown mode today so whatever they're saying must be good.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He made a weird paranoid post not too long ago about former friends being paid to talk shit about him. Ralph is at Nixonian levels of paranoia with his ever-growing Enemies List. I guess it gives him something to think about.
I don’t have enemies. Do you guys have enemies?

Ralph also seems to think if you’re being nice to him you’re either best friends or if you’re female you want to bang him. He has this warped view of human relationships that very dissociative from reality. If you say something he doesn’t like or giggle you’re enemies for life. I think it’s a combination of drugs/alcohol, growing up without real friends, and having only engaged in parasocial internet friendships that’s really fucked his mind and now he has this almost schizophrenic paranoia view of people.

And now Nora, the sweet plump unibrow Nora, is directing capos and troll ops against him!

 

[Reaper King]

Man, since he's going after Nora, how long before he starts going after Zidan?

I only hope he does just so we can get the chance to watch Zidan come back and curb stomp his fat ass.

 

[Carolina001]

Does anyone know where these obscure livestreams are? I want to hear the lore from Nora's minions. Rage piggy seems to be in full meltdown mode today so whatever they're saying must be good.

I think this is the stream he's referring to

 

[Noproblemo]

Who here is excited for the Ralph x Nora SEXTAPE?