🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

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Ralph is having some paranoid delusions about Nora.

What is he doing ? WTF is wrong with him ?

 

[Rotollo 2]

Ralph vs nora arc is something I never thought would happen

What is he doing ? WTF is wrong with him ?

Cocaine

 

[Antarctica]

If this Nora arc comes to fruition there is going to be allot of stuff coming out about Ralph. I would love to see her go on the Kino Casino to do a tell all. Although I wouldn't be surprised if he tries to put a restraining order against her so that she can't say anything publicly, cuz thas how a real Ralphamale operates baby!

 

[MediocreMilt]

Who here is excited for the Ralph x Nora SEXTAPE?

I remain unconvinced that the marriage was ever consummated. Just like how they never actually lived on the same continent.

 

[Chantelle's TV]

Smuckled

L

 

[Bland Crumbs]

What is he doing ? WTF is wrong with him ?

Someone posted the supposed stream but I think he is trying to get her attention. He wants her to pay attention to him so he can really let her have it.

"NORA YOU BITCH! I gawt two, count 'em two, sucklings! You ain't got shit! I don't need you! I am the top wigger in the sector! I hate you...sniffles...I don't need you!" Chugs and sobs.

 

[Hüftpriester]

I remain unconvinced that the marriage was ever consummated. Just like how they never actually lived on the same continent.

If that's true then it's possible Ralph lost his virginity to either Ade or Faith (I forget which was first in the timeline)

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Does Ralph renounce his stance that Nora is quite fetching?

 

[Laura Loomer]

I think this is the stream he's referring to

So Nora had a hell of a time getting the divorce through, and she got psychologically abused and manipulated into marrying him?
Where's the lie? That sounds exactly like him.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

What is he doing ? WTF is wrong with him ?

Early stages of what Chris Chan went through being the laughing stock of the Internet.

 

[Near]

My bitch of an ex *uses her email to flag people*

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

*shoves Nora's dildo down his gullet* THAT WHORE

 

[MeltyTW]

Is he now accusing trolls of being sent by Nora or that anyone who goes on stream and talks trash about Ralph was sent by his wife? Or does he think Nora is directing Warski to attack him?

I’m very confused by his pig brain here

I can confirm the alawg jihadis were sent by nora, I mean ffs we call ourselves that and have targeted a haram pig

 

[Hüftpriester]

Ralph really doesn't like it when people point out he has an incredibly small penis and could never please a woman with the possible exception of Meigh, who is into that sort of thing on account of she's a pedophile.


T/A

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Who here is excited for the Ralph x Nora SEXTAPE?

Who couldn't use some more pointers on how to fuck like a ralphachad? We should all be excited.

 

[Fannyscum]

"Concern-trolling" - Is Ralph secretly a ResetERA janny?


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Ralph has no friends and when he mentions spending time with family he's not talking about Meigh and ReRoll.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

"Concern-trolling" - Is Ralph secretly a ResetERA janny?
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Ralph has no friends and when he mentions spending time with family he's not talking about Meigh and ReRoll.

So he thinks Uncle Louis would let him hang out for a week? LOL. Uncle Louis didn’t lock the door when he came by last month after all.

Ralph has no friends, no loving family, he couldn’t go an hour without checking his Twitter and Telegram. The internet is his entire sad, lonely life, but now the internet hates him and has made a sport of eating popcorn and watching his death spiral. He should absolutely step away from it but he’s as addicted to it as he is booze - and he’s got nothing else in his life anyway.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Ralph really doesn't like it when people point out he has an incredibly small penis and could never please a woman with the possible exception of Meigh, who is into that sort of thing on account of she's a pedophile.
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Ralph is what people refer to as the Memphis Two. Two, as in inches.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Ralph is what people refer to as the Memphis Two. Two, as in inches.

And props to the optimism. I have my own doubts.

 

[Merry]

A blast from the past, Mr Repzion is going to read the entire gunt board in a video after Ralph dies. Old rivals coming together to shit on /ourgunt/
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He could just do it on Odyssey tbh