Orbiter Fatima A Sial / Nora Malik - Ralph's ex-wife, Pakistani-Britbong, Ethan's first child-bride.

[State Champ]

I'm starting to worry Ralph is spiraling down too fast. Like everything else these days, there really is no replacement for him right now in lolcow inventory for this level of fucktard spergatory.

We knew this day was coming. We knew the risks, we signed up for it. When the last lolcow falls we can remember the good times.

Until then, this ride has no fucking brakes.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I'm starting to worry Ralph is spiraling down too fast. Like everything else these days, there really is no replacement for him right now in lolcow inventory for this level of fucktard spergatory.

The deminsional merge is 40 Years of bad luck, so Ralph is getting 40 years hit all at once.

 

[ZeDarkKnight]

How!? I fuck off for a few hours and this retard burns yet another bridge, and it's the bridge that he shouldn't have burnt. Considering the way things have been going for Gunt, I fully expect a thread with him against Beardson.

With how quickly he's digging a hole, I almost expect to read a news article about a guy named Ethan Ralph killing his wife and child

He needs to get control fast

 

[Mochi14]

How the fuck was the gunt married to an actual doctor????

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

How the fuck was the gunt married to an actual doctor????

Once upon a time Ralph was actually able to say things like "I fucked up," and "It was my mistake," and even "I did wrong."

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Between this and him calling Jim a rapist he's really going off the rails today.

Wait he’s calling Jim a rapist now lol
"IN FACT IT WAS PROBABLY YOU WHO RAPED ALICE JIM!!!"

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Another Ralph Feud Thread... LMFAO

 

[JCDenthog]

In the grimgunt future there's only e-war

 

[Shaka Brah]

I'm getting flashbacks of Lowtax. We're already in the leafwife era.

 

[Polyboros2]

I'm starting to worry Ralph is spiraling down too fast. Like everything else these days, there really is no replacement for him right now in lolcow inventory for this level of fucktard spergatory.

If Ralph dies before getting ground up in California Family Law I will be monumentally disappointed.

 

[Meat Target]

I'm starting to worry Ralph is spiraling down too fast. Like everything else these days, there really is no replacement for him right now in lolcow inventory for this level of fucktard spergatory.

It really will be the end of an era when he goes off to the Great Big Cornfield in the sky.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Mr. Ralph? Are you okay? It's me, your personal assistant, Jess Southern. That solid gold Excellence in Broadcasting award fell off your shelf and hit your head. Maybe you should sit down for a minute.

Don't worry. Zidan and Dame are greeting your guests in the green room and Tucker Carlson will do the warm transfer from his program to The Killstream at the top of the hour. He just can't seem to get enough of your insight, you know.

Oh that reminds me you have two messages. Dick and Jim have been chumming the water for honeys and can't wait for you to join them in Vegas after the show. Also someone named Soph wanted you to know she's going to be 'Lisbon Legal' next week. Oh Ethan, your life is so wonderfully colorful!

Destiny and Mike Lindell are both ready to come out swinging in the debate tonight. What's wrong? You still look a little confused. Relax. Everything will go off without a hitch as long as you don't violently shart yourself and threaten to rape the partners of your guests.

Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone home? Come on now. I hear you're feeling down. Well I can ease your pain. Get you on your feet again. Relax.

 

[Crunchington]

Andy's probably fucking around here but if he did cuck Ralph the ragepig's gonna explode again.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I remember when Nora was a part of Ralph's life, she seems like a great lady, even being a Paki. Fuck you Ralph you miserable piece of shit

The high regard a English Paki chubby woman was and still is held in across the board in a sphere full of women hating, racist, Christian white nationalist is really something.

She must be a hell of a woman. Thank god she escaped the Gunt before he ruined her life too. Ralph deserves a brony troons sloppy seconds.

I never realized. Digi was a brony, no wonder he was hot for the girl horse.

 

[Meat Target]

Andy's probably fucking around here but if he did cuck Ralph the ragepig's gonna explode again.

All his adipose tissue might spontaneously combust.

 

[solass]

God, this is so awesome. The Gunt arc never ends.

 

[Neil]

How the fuck was the gunt married to an actual doctor????

He used to be able to admit fault and apologize. There was a time when Ralph wasn't always in attack mode. That's not to say he was a good person, it's just that his braincells hadn't been entirely pickled back then.

 

[NegerJäger]

I see Ralph trying to die in Vegas of an OD while in bed with two black hookers like a true Ralphamale. He'll fuck it up though and instead die on the floor from Chinese fent fatly and alone like Chris Farley.

 

[Fuzhou]

Wait he’s calling Jim a rapist now lol
"IN FACT IT WAS PROBABLY YOU WHO RAPED ALICE JIM!!!"

 

[Motherf*cker]

Fer fuck sake Ethan, Nora was pretty good in your life don't be a bigger dickhead man.