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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Alright I haven't checked on this thread in months, pray tell what exactly drove a wedge into our gorls' perfect off-the-grid lives?
The interpersonal drama is a hilarious sideshow, but the fact of the matter is they spend a lot of money and they don't make any. Just as La Zorra was never sustainable without huge amounts of money stolen from Trans Lifeline, the tranch was never sustainable without huge amounts of money scared out of well-meaning dipshits on Twitter. After the first big Earl furor died down, the flow slowed down to a trickle and then a drip. The alpacas and the trannies kept on eating. And here we are.
 
Regime Change is officially underway at the Tranch. Paul is returning from self-imposed Exile to reclaim his barren man-made desert and malnourished and neglected Alpacas from the Logue Junta and the Decadent Amhole and Loathsome Dung Eater. Soon Paul and his BPD robot bird baby Queen will rule over the 46 Acre dumpster fire known as the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, possibly with Sky as a subservient cuck. The Logue Regime will be forced out and much Coping, Seething and (some) Dilating will occur. Kevin shall make many rage tweets and will melt down just like he did in school. It will be beautiful.
 
Time for them to have a huge gar(b)age sale. Liquidate everything to keep the dream alive.

They can kick it off by selling the exercise equipment that Kevin used a mere half dozen times before quitting because it chafed his rot pocket... or because he feared he would sweat off his triangle moobs.


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Time for them to have a huge gar(b)age sale. Liquidate everything to keep the dream alive.

They can kick it off by selling the exercise equipment that Kevin used a mere half dozen times before quitting because it chafed his rot pocket... or because he feared he would sweat off his triangle moobs.


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