Orbiter Fatima A Sial / Nora Malik - Ralph's ex-wife, Pakistani-Britbong, Ethan's first child-bride.

[Merry]

Love it when slapfights are peacefully resolved <3

 

[Tricky Dick]

Ralph has lost the right to call any jew neurotic. holy shit. I have no idea how he manages to piss everyone off even if they haven't been a player for years.

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

Ralph has lost the right to call any jew neurotic. holy shit. I have no idea how he manages to piss everyone off even if they haven't been a player for years.

The Ragepig has zero redeeming qualities. His personal behavior is the worst of wiggerdom, and he lashes out with false accusations and lies when confronted by evidence of his own actual shitty behavior. He'll burn every bridge in a drunken, pill fueled rage and then blame "haters"* for the hole he keeps digging himself. He's completely repugnant.


*honest people

 

[Berb]

Bryan you need to realize, most people aren't addicted to attention on the internet. There is no evidence that Nora is as self destructive as you are. So I think there is zero chance she will risk her career as a medical doctor to play retard internet bloodsports.

I would agree with your take that she may just stay moved on and not get in the mud.

However, there's no real risk to her career at all. If confronted, she can plausibly claim that she was groomed by Ralph and has been estranged from him for years. No minority woman doctor in the UK is getting fired for being mainupluated by the big mean racist man.

The notes from the podcast Ralph is seething over also suggest she knew / cosigned her friend going on and talking about it. That seems to me at least like she's willing to at least have a splash in the mud, even if it is just through proxies and leaks.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Ralph has lost the right to call any jew neurotic. holy shit. I have no idea how he manages to piss everyone off even if they haven't been a player for years.

I have a schitzo theory ive been keeping to myself for awhile now but I must share before I am threadlocked out of another gunt thread for X reason.

Strap in dawg its about to get



Theory: Ethan Ralph wants to be killed(assisted suicide)

But Bryan, why do you say this fag?

Im glad you asked

Everything ralph has been doing since Faith has been the most destructive insane crash-n-burn behavior you would see out of a person looking to die in there 30s.

My theory is that ralph is fucking miserable and hates his entire life so much that his subconscious wants to end it all but his sociopathic narcissism cannot compel him to just do it himself. No, he cant.

So his plan is to make so many people so fucking angry and over the edge that eventually someone will show up and fucking kill him on the spot. Think of it as a guy whos trying to get cops to kill him. Im almost 95% convinced ralph is trying to end his life by using anyone to do it for him. My money right now is riding on our boy Rand to come in with the ammo crate and dent that fat fucks head into the ground. Fingers crossed.

 

[Tricky Dick]

I have a schitzo theory ive been keeping to myself for awhile now but I must share before I am threadlocked out of another gunt thread for X reason.

Strap in dawg its about to get
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Theory: Ethan Ralph wants to be killed(assisted suicide)

But Bryan, why do you say this fag?

Im glad you asked

Everything ralph has been doing since Faith has been the most destructive insane crash-n-burn behavior you would see out of a person looking to die in there 30s.

My theory is that ralph is fucking miserable and hates his entire life so much that his subconscious wants to end it all but his sociopathic narcissism cannot compel him to just do it himself. No, he cant.

So his plan is to make so many people so fucking angry and over the edge that eventually someone will show up and fucking kill him on the spot. Think of it as a guy whos trying to get cops to kill him. Im almost 95% convinced ralph is trying to end his life by using anyone to do it for him. My money right now is riding on our boy Rand to come in with the ammo crate and dent that fat fucks head into the ground. Fingers crossed.

I just think he realised that nothing he does really matters. He has shady friends like Fuentes who will help him make ends meet and everyone that he has wronged isn't dumb enough to catch criminal charges over his wigger outbursts.

Plus his living standards are so low that any amount of attention can mean more income so he can LARP as a heel all he wants and it would probably be better than just apologizing and slowly falling into obscurity since he has nothing else to offer than drama.

 

[Spergichu]

It just dawned on me how this happened. Some Ahog pretending to be a ralphafan contacted him in private saying how nora was giving him the business on a livestream and since that livestream is 2 hours long he didn't hear a second of it and just took the guys word on it. Now he can't take it back or he'll look like the idiot he is. Very devious of whomever it was.

It's incredible how easy it is to set Ralph off on something, even if it isn't true. I don't even think it's the fact he's constantly drunk, he's just legitimately a retard.

 

[JustStopDude]

I would agree with your take that she may just stay moved on and not get in the mud.

However, there's no real risk to her career at all. If confronted, she can plausibly claim that she was groomed by Ralph and has been estranged from him for years. No minority woman doctor in the UK is getting fired for being mainupluated by the big mean racist man.

The notes from the podcast Ralph is seething over also suggest she knew / cosigned her friend going on and talking about it. That seems to me at least like she's willing to at least have a splash in the mud, even if it is just through proxies and leaks.

I'm sure she would get sucked into sensitivity training and annoying shit like that.

 

[Berb]

I'm sure she would get sucked into sensitivity training and annoying shit like that.

Possibly, but she's certainly not facing life ruination. If anyone knows what Ralph is / isn't capable of, it's her.

I suspect she'll leak some things through proxies if he keeps pushing. I can't imagine the fucking Vinnytsia massacre sized mass grave of skeletons they have in their relationship closet.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

Fuck me sideways, I know we joke about the Merge and Ralph taking Chris' place, but it's all true isn't it? I swear, getting punted in Portugal legitimately knocked something loose in his brain and now his psyche does that horny-eagle-deathspiral thing I saw in a nature documentary once.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I never thought that he'd go after Nora but after he burnt the bridge with his internet daddy truly no one is safe. I hope she keeps enough sense to stay away from his dumb ass and let's him impotently piss in the wind.

 

[MeltyTW]

You forgot factor number one, pork is haram and a good muslim like nora would never ingest it.

let's him impotently piss in the wind.

and onto the lower flaps of his gunt.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Honestly I did not expect Ralph to shit on Nora after everything they've been through.
Oh Nora

 

[MeltyTW]

I guess he can’t get Nora out of “retirement” anymore.
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lmfao i love that his solution to call you fat is to bring on his (no offense to nora) overweight wife. i mean come on.

 

[make_it_so]

Gotta prove damages. Don't think there're any damages, and its not like fat bastard here has any credibility.

And even if he did sue, it's not like there would be anything for Jim to collect.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Looking like Vegeta might have something to do with it lol.

Vegeta is a manlet, but he is still taller than Ethan Ralph and cares about his family (and his son from another timeline).

 

[MediocreMilt]

lmfao i love that his solution to call you fat is to bring on his (no offense to nora) overweight wife. i mean come on.

He calls people fat despite his own fat.

The man lacks all self-awareness.

 

[BlackDragoons]

He calls people fat despite his own fat.

The man lacks all self-awareness.

He keeps shouting from his pen that he's 250. Yeah in his left leg.

 

[Tackleberry]

Calling someone a rapist would be defamation per se. You wouldn't need to prove financial damage.

True, but it wouldn't be worth pursuing.

He keeps shouting from his pen that he's 250. Yeah in his left leg.

250 sounds about right, if he were 3' tall.

 

[MeltyTW]

He calls people fat despite his own fat.

The man lacks all self-awareness.

He keeps shouting from his pen that he's 250. Yeah in his left leg.

he showed his quad tits, i dunno how you can show fucking THIS:

Spoiler: pig tits

and have the fucking gall to call anyone else fat.

edit also did we ever get video of him in that supposed thin period after jail because i think all we got are fat girl angle pics with him looking fattier in photos right after or around the same period and the gunt clearly was gristled because of jail yet he pretends he didnt refill but rather regained the entire gunt during the knoxville era.