Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[The Last Stand]

No, they are not gay and dating at all. If it looked like that in any way in any scene in the third movie, I fully intend to correct those mistakes with new tools I'll have to next month. I'll also be able to correct any errors in the other two movies.

What do you have against gay people? Well, gay walking "animals."

 

[WogglebugLover]

What do you have against gay people? Well, gay walking "animals."

I have absolutely nothing against gay people. I just don't Wogglebug and Frogman portrayed as anything they are not, anything that I never envisioned them as.

 

[The Last Stand]

I have absolutely nothing against gay people. I just don't Wogglebug and Frogman portrayed as anything they are not, anything that I never envisioned them as.

So the Wogglebug is a child predator one day, and a special ed abomination another day? The sight of your portrayal of him gives me the creeps.

 

[Picklechu]

So, anyway, the frog and roach are happily gay and dating, right?

Married, actually.

It's like a romance from a fairytale.

Emphasis on "fairy."

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

It will.

Excellent.
Actually I was thinking... what about if I re-watched those movies and pointed out every technical issue, plot inconsistency and content that can be seen as inappropriate for children or culturally insensitive?
In exchange I would like to get a credit in the re-releases. "Special Thanks to Mr. Illuminati of KF".

I have absolutely nothing against gay people. I just don't Wogglebug and Frogman portrayed as anything they are not, anything that I never envisioned them as.

Then why no other LGBT representation? Only recently we got a black person in your movie (the illusionist) and he's presented as an incompetent hack.

 

[The Last Stand]

Only recently we got a black person in your movie (the illusionist) and he's presented as an incompetent hack.

And she's racist too? What is wrong with you, @WogglebugLover ?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

She actually made few scenes where characters are simultaneously walking and talking. They break rules of reality - look how Woggy and Knowitall walk over a hedge like it was a flat surface:
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...or clip through solid objects:
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...but she learned to make them walk, talk and "emote" (look how joyful Woggy and Froggy are) at the same time.

Froggy and Woggy are mincing along.

How is she still in denial that they're not gay?

As for walking and talking yes she does do that occasionally. But most of the time it's just they stand there and talk. That's it. They just talk. They don't fidget. They don't shift. They don't move their arms. They just stand there and spout tired dialogue to each other. Riveting.

Cherie was in special ed, and IIRC has claimed in the past that part of the reason she dropped out of school was because she didn't like the other retarded kids.

I do kind of wonder why Cherie thinks that she was in special ed...?

So she is a retard because only retards were in special ed. Case closed.

Then why no other LGBT representation? Only recently we got a black person in your movie (the illusionist) and he's presented as an incompetent hack.

So she's racist as well? Dammit Cynthia, can you please get your huge ass into the 21st century already and get with the times. Gay bugs and frogs are fine now as are black folk. They can even vote.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

As for walking and talking yes she does do that occasionally. But most of the time it's just they stand there and talk. That's it. They just talk. They don't fidget. They don't shift. They don't move their arms. They just stand there and spout tired dialogue to each other. Riveting.

She totally forgets that she's working with a visual medium where "show, don't tell" is one of the ground rules since its inception. And of course she works with store bought models that she doesn't know how to animate so she relies on animations that came with the models (as seen with Jared the Dragon who was almost completely motionless - including not opening his mouth when talking - because the model only had attack animations)

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

She totally forgets that she's working with a visual medium where "show, don't tell" is one of the ground rules since its inception. And of course she works with store bought models that she doesn't know how to animate so she relies on animations that came with the models (as seen with Jared the Dragon who was almost completely motionless - including not opening his mouth when talking - because the model only had attack animations)

It could be that but I'm thinking it's due to her massive autism. I mean when she speaks it's in the same monotone drone. No facial expressions or nothing. She always speaks in the same nasal way, always emphasizes the words in the same way, she has no concept of changing up her speech or anything. So I would think speaking to her she simply stands there and talks. So why would she animate her characters any differently?

It's just an example of talking head syndrome like you see in crappy fanfics. People just spout dialogue. No actions while they speak, no attempt to inject life into it. No it's just talking. Then once they've talked it's time to move but never at the same time.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

It could be that but I'm thinking it's due to her massive autism. I mean when she speaks it's in the same monotone drone. No facial expressions or nothing. She always speaks in the same nasal way, always emphasizes the words in the same way, she has no concept of changing up her speech or anything. So I would think speaking to her she simply stands there and talks. So why would she animate her characters any differently?

You can be right here. It depends if she bases those characters on her own interactions with people (then I assume it's similar to what we see in the movies) or she tries to emulate cartoons she watches and fails.
What's even stranger to me is that she doesn't do anything to make her videos more appealing - they don't look like they were rendered, they look like something recorded directly from a modeling program: no light and shadows, no background animation, just flat surfaces for characters to walk.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Excellent.
Actually I was thinking... what about if I re-watched those movies and pointed out every technical issue, plot inconsistency and content that can be seen as inappropriate for children or culturally insensitive?
In exchange I would like to get a credit in the re-releases. "Special Thanks to Mr. Illuminati of KF".

No, but thanks anyway. I already have someone who will do those things for me and without insisting on being credited. Only at the moment she has a family emergency and I hope it's resolved soon.

Then why no other LGBT representation? Only recently we got a black person in your movie (the illusionist) and he's presented as an incompetent hack.

I am not racist at all, either. You forgot Sylvie's best human friend in the third movie was black. And as for the magician having dark skin, it just came that way and he wasn't in any way meant to be a bad guy. Just rather incompetent.

Froggy and Woggy are mincing along.

How is she still in denial that they're not gay?

I that made them look gay it was unintentional and I WILL correct it.

So she's racist as well? Dammit Cynthia, can you please get your huge ass into the 21st century already and get with the times. Gay bugs and frogs are fine now as are black folk. They can even vote.

I am racist at all. You act like you didn't watch the third movie. Sylvie's got a new human friend who is black.

 

[Mr. Virginity]

I am racist at all.

You alright, kid. Keep hating on those nogs.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

No, but thanks anyway. I already have someone who will do those things for me and without insisting on being credited. Only at the moment she has a family emergency and I hope it's resolved soon.

OK, then I'll want for new cuts to be released and then point out mistakes and inappropriate content.
Hope you'll remove thinly veiled antisemitism from the second movie. And that the leprechaun will remember who's patron saint of Ireland this time.

I am not racist at all, either. You forgot Sylvie's best human friend in the third movie was black.

Yes, you are right. I forget about her because her role in the movie is so minimal and all she does is complaining and being afraid (of something white is not afraid of and bravely faces).
See: Tokenism
See: White savior

And as for the magician having dark skin, it just came that way and he wasn't in any way meant to be a bad guy. Just rather incompetent.

And that's a good thing? I know he's not doing anything bad on purpose but you stereotype a black man as foolish and incompetent.
See: Pioneer Fund
See: Jim Crow
See: Magical Negro

 

[WogglebugLover]

I have just about had enough of all of you. You seem to think you can tell me I actually can't just make my movie series in the way I always envisioned it. Which is just having the Wogglebug and Frogman be straight, and just friends and nothing more. And the Wogglebug marries the Beetle Princess and has children with her and lives happily ever after. I really need to learn to just stop coming here.

And, @Illuminati Order Official I have no idea what you mean by thinly veiled antisemitism. Because I'm not antisemite.

And Sylvie's friend Ashley will be in the next movie and in one or two more after that. And there will be other black people in the movies who have respectable roles in it. And it has nothing to do with what you said, I was always planning it.

 

[The Last Stand]

And as for the magician having dark skin, it just came that way and he wasn't in any way meant to be a bad guy. Just rather incompetent.

You MADE this trainwreck.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I have just about had enough of all of you. You seem to think you can tell me I actually can't just make my movie series in the way I always envisioned it. Which is just having the Wogglebug and Frogman be straight, and just friends and nothing more. And the Wogglebug marries the Beetle Princess and has children with her and lives happily ever after. I really need to learn to just stop coming here.

Please don’t listen to the jealous haters! They are just losers who try to make you feel bad because they are too dumb and uncreative to come up with fun adventures like the Wogglebug stories. They only try to provoke you because they are resentful.

On a different note, would the Wogglebug ever commit suicide? If so, under what circumstances might he commit suicide?

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

And Sylvie's friend Ashley will be in the next movie and in one or two more after that. And there will be other black people in the movies who have respectable roles in it. And it has nothing to do with what you said, I was always planning it.

Oh, you can tell us more how the dynamic between Ashley and Sylvie? Hopefully with ton of roses and happy things along the way, like the friends we made.
Hopefully Wogglebug can finally found the true meaning of happiness. That's super important, Cynthia. Really. Even if you already destroyed financially your family. Happiness comes first.

 

[Kongo-Müller]

No, they are not gay and dating at all. If it looked like that in any way in any scene in the third movie, I fully intend to correct those mistakes with new tools I'll have to next month.

Why are you erasing the gayness from your franchise? A lot of gay kids looked up to Woggies and Froggies openly lived relationship as a role model and will be saddened if you shove their role models into the closet. Please be a bit more tolerant and open-minded, for the sake of the gay kids.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Why are you erasing the gayness from your franchise? A lot of gay kids looked up to Woggies and Froggies openly lived relationship as a role model and will be saddened if you shove their role models into the closet. Please be a bit more tolerant and open-minded, for the sake of the gay kids.

I don't care enough about gay kids to change my vision. The Wogglebug and Frogman are completely straight and the Wogglebug absolutely will be marrying the Beetle Princess and having children with her.

 

[Picklechu]

I don't care enough about gay kids to change my vision. The Wogglebug and Frogman are completely straight and the Wogglebug absolutely will be marrying the Beetle Princess and having children with her.

WOW. I knew you were a homophobe, but damn. You're literally genociding LGBTQ2SEIEIO+ kids.

Are you boycotting Disney right now? I bet you're boycotting Disney right now.