Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Broadside said:
Excuse the double post but our boy Boomia may have finally made Fatty snap lmao. I wonder if he's getting heat at Penguicon from his fellow deviants? Imagine him being politely asked to leave because of the heat heh.

It's almost like the dam has broken, it's glorious. Or he's been drinking heavily. Either way- Milk!
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That "exactly" just broke him. Poor Fatty can't stand being treated like the class retard for all of his life.
 
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Shaka Brah said:
Nepotism I think. The people who run secret clubs like SFWA empower and promote people who share their beliefs.

We used to get men like Heinlein who was somewhere between Pat Buchanan and Benito Mussolini when he wrote his early novels, then softened a bit on his politics in later years.
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I wonder sometimes if Pat was literally groomed not just into homosexuality, but into the SFWA, by a pedophile. Just looking at his ludicrously overcompensating performative masculinity, numerous people have independently come to the conclusion "This man was obviously raped as a boy." And obviously it was by someone who Pat's equally narcissistic mom would never believe an accusation against. Which means that it was either his dad, or some "important" person she wished to impress. Well, the SFWA (used to be) a big deal. Just how long have they been in his life? Has he ever claimed to have been "mentored" as a youth by any SFWA-affiliated figures?
 
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The Littlest Shitlord said:
I wonder sometimes if Pat was literally groomed not just into homosexuality, but into the SFWA, by a pedophile. Just looking at his ludicrously overcompensating performative masculinity, numerous people have independently come to the conclusion "This man was obviously raped as a boy." And obviously it was by someone who Pat's equally narcissistic mom would never believe an accusation against. Which means that it was either his dad, or some "important" person she wished to impress. Well, the SFWA (used to be) a big deal. Just how long have they been in his life? Has he ever claimed to have been "mentored" as a youth by any SFWA-affiliated figures?
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As far as I know he wasn't a "writer" at all until his divorce. Becoming one was a midlife crisis and it's not something he's doing with any seriousness.
 
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Someone has made an imposter Penguicon twitter account:

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It's updating the attendees on piggy's legal problems:

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The attendees aren't impressed:

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I really hope someone records the "Elon Musk Is Full Of Shit" talk, and it gets shared around so Fat Rick has yet another group of people who hate him (Elon fanboys). I hope Elon sees it and retweets it for a laugh. I really hope the new overlord of Twitter discovers our piggy. How typical of this saga that would be.
 
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I really don't understand why any con would want to bring this on themselves. Patrick was forthcoming with his troll problem to con vendors in the past. Wouldn't they prefer to just wash their hands of this mess? He's not famous, he's not a draw, and he brings trouble with him everywhere he goes.

"I bring nothing to the table" - Patrick "Sex Bagel" Thomas
 
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Lord of the Large Pants said:
Wow, it's like he read my complaint about his responses to stalkers getting boring.

Thanks Rick! This delivers.
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Wrong stalker child, his responses have always been literary masterpieces with each and every one being optioned by major studios to be turned in box office gold.
 
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Ophelia said:
It sounds like they desperately need attendees and panelists. Any panelists. Even piggy panelists.
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Seeing how they were begging for people to book more rooms than they could use to cover the minimum buy with the hotel and not get stuck with the shortfall, they may be quietly hoping that there's some truth to fat tits' wild stories of an army of atalkers. You know, so anybody at all would attend
 
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Spunt said:
Am I the only one getting QAnon vibes from the "everyone I don't like is going to get arrested any day now" tweets? The mention of pizza doesn't help.
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Sealed indictments are coming. The cyberterrorists are already in prison, they just don't know it yet. Rick has all the aces, always has, child.
 
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Thomas Priest - Breaking The Lard feat. Andrew

There I was completely wasted, at Hooligans bar
All inside it's so frustrating as I drift from site to site
Oh and Ay forums don't care if I live or die
So I might as well begin with Pat posting in real life

Breaking the lard, breaking the lard
Breaking the lard, breaking the lard
Breaking the lard, breaking the lard
Breaking the lard, breaking the lard

So much for the old subreddit, it won't even start
Gone are accounts I had there, there's anger in my heart
You don't know what it's like, you don't have a clue
To have a fat pig on twitter smugly lecture you

Breaking the lard, breaking the lard
Breaking the lard, breaking the lard
Breaking the lard, breaking the lard
Breaking the lard, breaking the lard

*screaming* PAY QUASI YOU FAT CUNT
[sound of sirens as police cars rush to arrest Pat for being criminally obese]

Breaking the lard, breaking the lard
Breaking the lard, breaking the lard
Breaking the lard, breaking the lard
Breaking the lard, breaking the lard
Breaking the lard, breaking the lard
Breaking the lard, breaking the lard
Breaking the lard, breaking the lard
Breaking the lard, breaking the lard
 
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