🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[A Sunset]

"Concern-trolling" - Is Ralph secretly a ResetERA janny?
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Ralph has no friends and when he mentions spending time with family he's not talking about Meigh and ReRoll.

“I’d go back home to Memphis to the ghetto I was raised in, watch some minor league baseball alone while drinking, and not spend time with family and friends because my family’s all dead, and all my friends hate me now and are Blood-Enemies. I would piss on their graves, if you want to know the truth about it. And that includes everybody.”

 

[Booby Jones]

I'm pretty sure if this schizo meltdown had any basis in reality, there'd be intermediaries posting some beautiful screenshots or pictures right about now instead of "comin to mah spaces to talm sum shit bout the ralphamale"
Does Nora even have an online presence or reason to alwawg after all these years? All I remember about her is that she is quite fetching.

 

[Hazel Motes]

Warner Bros really hinging on the Gunt's opinion to sell DVDs.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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Warner Bros really hinging on the Gunt's opinion to sell DVDs.

Is this supposed to be a flex? It’s available to anyone with HBOMax it’s not exclusive at all.

 

[twozero]

Is this supposed to be a flex? It’s available to anyone with HBOMax it’s not exclusive at all.

I think it's pretty much him just saying he's torrenting it, but trying to be feign importance. After all, he's the Founder and Editor In Chieefff of the Ralphretort dawt cawm.

 

[Nod Flenders]

I think it's pretty much him just saying he's torrenting it, but trying to be feign importance. After all, he's the Founder and Editor In Chieefff of the Ralphretort dawt cawm.

Which, as we know, means jack shit, but The Gunt is flexing as always.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Which, as we know, means jack shit, but The Gunt is flexing as always.

Both of the Warner brothers are big fans of the kill stream

 

[AnOminous]

Which, as we know, means jack shit, but The Gunt is flexing as always.

It usually is.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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Warner Bros really hinging on the Gunt's opinion to sell DVDs.

Why would he have a “review copy” when the movie is streaming on HBO now?

He’s really digging down to find anything positive in his sad life of misery. Must feel like the sword of Damocles is over his head today. Probably driving to DC to get an eight ball for show prep.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Now, I'm pretty sure this was already posted, but it's more important now that we know CRP is alive.

He asked Nick Fuentes on stream what he thought about this tweet just the other day, saying that people had been telling him that it was "one of the most savage tweets of all time" and Nick barely replied with a groan and a yeah.

 

[AltisticRight]

Gonzalo Lira is alive, he got his electronics seized for allegedly being a Russian "spy".

Eat shit Ralph, little too early huh? Turns out Gonzalo won't be seeing Ronnie and Sandra in Hell.
I hope CRP starts to dab on the Gunt, I don't mind a "Gonzalo Lira vs. Ethan Oliver Ralph" thread.

 

[GuntPunt]

This is going to be a long day for Ralph.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

This is going to be a long day for Ralph.

Good thing he's probably on his 3rd Maker's Latte already.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph it’s going to be a long day so make sure you keep taking your uppers and mix in a little makers mark for taste! And just before the stream hit up a bunch of weed and cocaine !

Gotta be at your sharpest and most relaxed. Don’t let Mister Medicade scare at!

 

[Hüftpriester]

CRP is in the middle of a war zone, actively shilling for the side invading his country of residence and somehow came away from his arrest unharmed. Ralph otoh was walking around the streets of Lisbon being a drunk retard and got beaten within an inch of his life. This really speaks volumes as to how much of an insufferable piece of shit Ralph is.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

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Warner Bros really hinging on the Gunt's opinion to sell DVDs.

Just sent Pantsu out to buy me a Latte! It’s mostly steamed milk with a dab of espresso but I like to show off the Starbucks cup on my little podcast!
ETA thanks Ralph for making me glad CRP is alive and well in hopes he gets a chance to humiliate you before you stroke out you fat fuck.

 

[AltisticRight]

CRP is in the middle of a war zone, actively shilling for the side invading his country of residence and somehow came away from his arrest unharmed. Ralph otoh was walking around the streets of Lisbon being a drunk retard and got beaten within an inch of his life. This really speaks volumes as to how much of an insufferable piece of shit Ralph is.

Guess there's a difference between seeking adult Slavic escorts versus 14-year-old Portuguese teenagers.

 

[Victim2988]

CRP is in the middle of a war zone, actively shilling for the side invading his country of residence and somehow came away from his arrest unharmed. Ralph otoh was walking around the streets of Lisbon being a drunk retard and got beaten within an inch of his life. This really speaks volumes as to how much of an insufferable piece of shit Ralph is.

Don't forget that the rage pig got 8 months in jail after a drunk encounter with a female police in a hotel lobby in the US, while CRP a shill for russia managed to get away with only a warning from crazy slavic paramilitary ukrainian guys with kalashnikovs.
I don't think CRP used the "burning bridges such a brave statement your wife is ugly and fat" -tactic during his interrogation. Clever move.

 

[Pomniman]

Is this supposed to be a flex? It’s available to anyone with HBOMax it’s not exclusive at all.

No. "Review copy" is a long-running guntish euphemism for pirated copy/torrent/bootleg. He's been saying it for years.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

No. "Review copy" is a long-running guntish euphemism for pirated copy/torrent/bootleg. He's been saying it for years.

Ah ok so he's too poor for HBO Max. Good to know.