Trashfire The Lolcow Uprising - Baked Alaska, Ethan Ralph, and Nick Fuentes declare war on Jim/Metokur and other drama channels.

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Flamenco kept institing he was a dom on Kino casino yet hes first to line up to be dominated by Ralph and Nick again and again. What purpose does this actually serve Fagmenco? Even your weeb fans tell you to stop cause you will just embrass them again.
 
I'd abeeb bear said:
I think Matt should host everything from here on out just because it's the funniest option. He's the only one that I've seen in a long, long time that didn't jump into the middle when he wasn't asked. Just let him have his comeback, take a break from boulders and uber eats, and host this arc.
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unironically Matt's bland persona made him the best option for IBS, despite that hilariously not being something he tried during his youtuber career.
John Andrews Stan said:
If anyone remembers Nick, Beardson, Baked and others ganging up on Jim Goad on Luke Ford’s stream years ago (which was fucking hilarious), I think Nick thinks it will go down like that with Metokur.

Big difference: Jim Goad is a massive, geriatric lolcow who was literally flexing at them, boasting about all the “primo pussy” he gets, and crying about his co-host not being allowed on to fight his battles for him. He was deeply invested in the stream and was almost in tears over the pounding he took. Jim Augustine couldn’t be more different and isn’t going to disgrace himself the way Goad did.
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beyond that Goad was late to the internet game, between that and prison he is near literally a relic from the 1990s, so he argues the way that would work if you were in some redneck bar back then, and he would only go up against the most uptight people, yet to him having anal sex or liking shaved pussy is the most degenerate shit he could imagine. Goad couldn't even tell you what trolling was, he never grew up with banter either. he's so old and out of it, it was like fighting current day george foreman, or debating current day joe biden,

Jim meanwhile was part of the best group at it, Metokur made EDF look like Kiwifarms. we already saw what would happen when that one zoomer tried to fight mike tyson. its literally that.
 
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Chris Mclean said:
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Flamenco kept institing he was a dom on Kino casino yet hes first to line up to be dominated by Ralph and Nick again and again. What purpose does this actually serve Fagmenco? Even your weeb fans tell you to stop cause you will just embrass them again.
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Flamenco exists because in narrative there should be someone equal to our main character. If everyone in the internet kept running a train over Ralph until he necks himself, it wouldn't be very engaging. Flamenco ensures that even Ralph gets a W sometimes, to keep his ego afloat y'know.
 
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Retink said:
Out of all of the weird shit out there that you can hitch your wagon to, why choose incel? I figured it was ironic but after learning more about Nick and his gay brigade of midgets I'm pretty sure they're serious about being incels.
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Their argument is that gender dynamics are completely broken. Women are privileged and only date the top 10% of males, which leaves the majority of men without access to women. They believe that this can only be corrected by political action, like making sex outside marriage illegal and encouraging arranged marriages. They want to co-opt the large incel movement and integrate it into AF. The technical definition an "incel" is someone who hasn't been able to have sex for 6 months, which means that there is a large pool of potential recruits. What makes the AF brand of inceldom especially attractive is that unlike some other incel groups, they don't tell men to improve themselves because there is no point in improving yourself when the system is broken. They also promise that anyone who fights for AF will be guaranteed a wife and/or a "warbride" once they win.
 
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This is such a retarded take.

Defamation is actionable. If someone seriously defames you, you can sue them. Dick supports things being done in the court, "it's the American way" - as he put it.

Flagging / DMCA Abuse is not. The standard to prove DMCA abuse is even higher than defamation and has basically never happened in a court. It's a one-way street, abusing private platforms, to try and cause financial harm. It also encourages retaliation which makes the Internet as a whole smaller and less free.


Ralph + Nick + Dax share a common, retarded mentality: that they've already reached rock bottom. Dick defended cuties for half a year straight and let a couple pedophiles on his show, so now he's at "rock bottom" - things can't get worse! Ralph isn't on any major platforms and is in court for custody - things can't get any worse! Nick lost a lot of gift money and is on the no fly list - things can't get any worse!

Spoiler: They can, and they will. If you puff your chest out at the world and say "world! you cannot fuck with me! I am already at rock bottom!" - you will be stunned at how quickly the world slaps your shit. You will be fucked so hard in ways you couldn't even imagine possible.


Dick can't get any guests on his show now. Ralph's world is smaller every passing month. Nick is losing his fucking mind and turning from modern political figure to Ralph's little plaything.

And it will get worse, trust me. I've seen it many times. People with this mentality always get worse, and worse, and worse.
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Anybody know what possessed Nick to embrace lolcow suicide like this? It looked like he had a pretty good lonely zoomer grift going of pretending that inceldom and vidya is a serious political movement. Was it actually already dead? There's no way this ends without him looking more like the ridiculous faggot his detractors portray him as.
 
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Least Concern said:
  • Anime dungeon
  • Dog-eating
  • "I'm trying to save America/my people"
  • Performative religiosity/crisiskang/"When was the last time you went to mass?"
  • But mostly anime dungeon (and fair enough, really)
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I just wanna say for the record: you can be a faithful, virtuous Catholic, enjoy anime, and not be a colossal gaywad like Nick.
 
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Yeshua Moon said:
Anybody know what possessed Nick to embrace lolcow suicide like this? It looked like he had a pretty good lonely zoomer grift going of pretending that inceldom and vidya is a serious political movement. Was it actually already dead? There's no way this ends without him looking more like the ridiculous faggot his detractors portray him as.
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He only has two options at this point

1) come out as gay
2) start drama

He’s not coming out as gay until he’s at least 30 (if he doesn’t get caught). And at first he’ll claim he’s bi-curious (when he’s actually been gobbling cock since age 15) and then once people don’t really buy that, he’ll finally just say banging dudes is “actually based”.
 
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Hey Beter said:
Be very honest with me:


Who is Ralph
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A Lazy Grifter who lucked into a popular Youtube Channel during the GAMERGATE days, and has slowly slid into irrelevance as he has shown that he has skin thinner than the SJWs he supposedly hates.

Also he is Fat, Stupid, Social Media Addicted and a (potentially) Rapist (potentially) Pedo who has drunk and drugged himself into the dirt.

Also he is short.
 
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Symalsa said:
And then once people don’t really buy that, he’ll finally just say banging dudes is “actually based”.
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But you need to understand, fellow groypers, that women are responsible for the current state of our nations! And especially White women. They're all brainwashed harlots corrupted by modernity, and we need to separate from them entirely if we're to make it out of this unholy time unscathed. This is why it's crucial that we start pooling money for research into those artificial wombs that we so crave. This cannot happen soon enough, so that in the near future we will not even need these icky and traitorous creatures to make sure that our dream of a total aryan incel victory through National Catboiism (NatCat) can come into fruition.
We WILL be able to procreate with each other WITHOUT these harpies. That is my promise to you all.
*Cheers, applause and purple confetti fills the air*
 
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