Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[The Foldless Brain]

CRP is alive.

The Helicopter Mexican aptly performs his next grift. When Putler takes Kharkov CRP will become colonial governor and bring the hohols to heel.

 

[AnOminous]

Now since we know Gonzalo is alive, is there anyone azov claims to have killed that they actually have killed?

Assuming they didn't just immediately shoot him afterwards.

 

[MichałDrzymała]

Hey, hey people, Russian occupant of Farms here, today I'll be covering the reddit Polack which is not aware of dignity of doubt in My Neighbor Totoro false propaganda.

Seriously though, I'd like to know what are you smoking? Give us some, maybe the thread will get to Nirvana pretty quick.


#UkiebrosShallCope

Well, I'm not smoking Russian propaganda so go on. Please prove to me how Russia is winning here because I am seeing them take mostly Ls whether its the amount of generals they lost, the idiot tactic of single file convoys getting ambushed because they keep getting bogged down in the mud. Or is the Russian victory to be found on the bottom of the Black Sea next to the Moskva battleship?

 

[IKOL]

Well, I'm not smoking Russian propaganda so go on. Please prove to me how Russia is winning here because I am seeing them take mostly Ls whether its the amount of generals they lost, the idiot tactic of single file convoys getting ambushed because they keep getting bogged down in the mud. Or is the Russian victory to be found on the bottom of the Black Sea next to the Moskva battleship?

There are two entire threads consistent of every bit of information possible. I understand it's hard to look for info yourself because you have to deal with cleaning toilets, but try to look up yourself, it's simple, like two plus two

 

[MichałDrzymała]

There are two entire threads consistent of every bit of information possible. I understand it's hard to look for info yourself because you have to deal with cleaning toilets, but try to look up yourself, it's simple, like two plus two

That's a bit rich coming from Putin's little cockholster.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Assuming they didn't just immediately shoot him afterwards.

Not yet. He's streaming right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PulorgALjY

 

[ᴁxlu$ive]

The Ukrainians thought they could do a prisoner exchange with Medvedchuk when they had the Russians' priorities all wrong. I like to think they called Putin asking for that exchange and Putin responded "Medvedchuk? Fuck Medvedchuk!!! Gonzalo, release Gonzalo and then we will give your azovfags back to you."

HAHAHAHAH GONZALO ALIVE!
SUCK IT RALPH!!!

 

[AnOminous]

Not yet. He's streaming right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PulorgALjY

I'd call that pretty solid. At least as to him being alive at this moment. My guess is they finally realized this Internet shitstorm was happening and decided to give proof of life.

 

[mr.moon1488]

CRP brought up the holdouts in the steel factory running out of water, but they honestly do have the shit they need inside the factory to desalinate water. Don't know if they're smart enough to do that, but it is something within the realm of reason.

 

[Pentaborane]

Flight update, 20220422 13:11 CET:

NATO is really going all the way with recon and intelligence over Romania. RC-12 Guardrail, E-3, RC-135 Rivet Joint. You name it.

BOXER44 is a Boeing C-40C coming from Georgia. No idea about the drone.

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

So, as my absence of late may have indicated, the worst thing in the world has happened. This war has gotten boring.

I'm sorry, did I say war? I meant Special Military Operation, a quick in-and-out mission, two weeks, tops. And now two months later, the Russian military is more than a joke, it is a joke I have heard so many times it has ceased to be funny. It took them a month to stop trying to LARP as the US Army, and then the month since has not seen any improvement in performance from when they were, and even if they did, they still lack the numbers to compete with the men and materiel flooding to Ukraine's side of the front. With the ground drying out and tank season approaching, the next move is obvious: driving against the Donbas to finally shut the cauldron we've all been promised for weeks on end. But with seemingly half the world's supply of ATGMs headed to Ukraine, 10% of Russia's active tank fleet photographically confirmed destroyed, and the Ukrainians knowing damned well that the Russians are going to try, I cannot entertain the belief that the Russians are going to make it work. Vladimir Putin's continued insistence on pretending that he doesn't have a real war on his hands has and will continue to fuck him out of any hope of total victory, and political concerns on the home front prevent him from just throwing the whole damned thing in the fuck-it bucket. The Ukrainians have rapidly developed a "Fuck Russia" complex to give the Finns a run for their money, and any hope of getting concessions from them is downright laughable.

I don't fucking care anymore. Wake me up when Putin declares the Second Great Patriotic War or Belgorod starts getting GRAD'ed, because until then, I'm going to assume that things are settling back into a slightly different version of the stalemate we had before all this happened.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Not yet. He's streaming right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PulorgALjY

I got banned from chat lmao I called him a faker
In Spanish

 

[just a banana]

fancy shooting

https://twitter.com/Blue_Sauron/status/1517463828333744129

 

[stakenifes]

Dude, the original post was from somebody who said that this guy was a recently captured Russian soldier. Then I responded with information that said that it was a recently captured Ukrainian solider, and we concluded there was some misinformation going on and forgot about it.

Then you came and corrected us, saying that this guy was from 2014. Thank you.

But, if you think that I maliciously spread misinformation instead of operating with what I have, you are truly exceptional.

And yes, I support one side of the conflict. Who would have thought that war, of all things, could make people choose sides, right?

Cool man. I just said you regurgitate information from Telegram, correct me if I'm wrong but I hardly doubt you vet all the information (I wouldn't either), so who's to say most of it isn't trash / propoganda? Didn't you also post a pic of some dude in a bin with 'dead bodies' claiming that Ukrainians were faking photos that was also proven bs?

 

[draggs]

Russia can talk about goals all they want but in the east so far the big offensive has been a bunch of probes trying to find a weak spot in the hohol lines. They'll get serious with their attacks eventually

 

[Vince McMahon]

CRP is alive.

Good, glad to hear that the grifter is alive. Hopefully, he'll be smart enough to talk shit about his host country and the country of his wife and children away from the war. Preferably if his wife and children are away from the war too.

 

[cistendered]

Looks Z-man taking a break from honking up nose candy and switching to taking some heavy hits of copium instead.

 

[Major Discord]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...wife-daughter-hacked-death-Spanish-villa.html

How interesting that top Russian executives started killing themselves alongside their families. Nothing suspicious or out of the ordinary here. Just a coincidence.

 

[Wy4M]

CRP is alive.

Le backup:

It's good to see he's alive and I hope he's not going to be that reckless again.

My 2 cents: I think he's free but he seemed very emotional. His voice was trembling and it looked that a few times his eyes were full of tears so probably something very bad happened or could have happened.
I guess we'll find out in a few.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Good, glad to hear that the grifter is alive. Hopefully, he'll be smart enough to talk shit about his host country and the country of his wife and children away from the war. Preferably if his wife and children are away from the war too.

He says he's still in Kharkov