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[The Silent Perjority]

Looks like us bucktoothed cunts are going to dodge a bullet.
Kev ain't coming here if the Tranch is burning.

 

[Flour]

What will happen to Kevin if the Tranch collapses? Will he just sit in the smoldering ruins and pet his transformers all by himself? Who is going to feed him?

 

[AGPinochet]

What will happen to Kevin if the Tranch collapses?

Shit his pants, throw a fit, demand that Phil fix everything and then continue consooming, grooming and cooming.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Crossposting from the Tranch and Alyssa thread, it's happening!
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Break out the popcorn folks, because this is going to be fun.

 

[Oxyjen]

Looks like us bucktoothed cunts are going to dodge a bullet.
Kev ain't coming here if the Tranch is burning.

Counterpoint: he might come, and stay, forever and ever.

 

[capsaicin]

Maybe this will impact Kev's revision surgery and he'll want to cast copious, specific blame.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

I'd forgotten how rough that was. Even Wedge - who's about as degenerate as they come - is clearly not making contact with it, it's just a little lap off to one side.

The fucking gall Kevin has to call that thing a vagina. Never mind that it doesn't work like one, look like one or taste like one, it's not even in the right place.

I'm going to see that in my nightmares tonight.

I imagine the smell and taste is akin to the coppery taste of blood mixed with that first whiff of air when you open a Tupperware container of rotten food...

 

[stupid frog]

https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/1039036.html

the gif of the troonsformer-moneyshot is at the very very bottom

wow you found the girl thread of people who read this thread amazing fresh content

 

[James Howlett]

Lol, one of my coworkers has to go to Westcliffe for work next week. He doesn't know about Kiwifarms or Kevie, but I told him to bring back stories about the weirdest people he encounters when he's there. Probably won't see any tranch members but I'm staying .

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Lol, one of my coworkers has to go to Westcliffe for work next week. He doesn't know about Kiwifarms or Kevie, but I told him to bring back stories about the weirdest people he encounters when he's there. Probably won't see any tranch members but I'm staying .

"Hey dude."
"Ya?"
"On my trip to Westcliffe, I heard about some people."
"Uh huh."
"They're a bunch of weirdos that live on this ranch, and they raise alpalcas."
*Pretending to not know where the coworker is going with the story* "That sounds pretty odd, care to tell me more?"
"Good, because there is so much to tell..."

 

[AirdropShitposts]

That's a pretty good theory. Neck is perma-broke on top of the child support he has to pay and Wedge is a whore whose top interest is money. Neither of them could gain much from a failing Tran Ranch and even worse Phil might decide he wants to keep them as slaves.

I would love a "The Tranch descends into slave commune and the anarcho-communist trans women have to be liberated by the police" arc. Ideally they'd bring back that troon documentarian first so they could be forced to chronicle the whole thing.

 

[James Howlett]

"Hey dude."
"Ya?"
"On my trip to Westcliffe, I heard about some people."
"Uh huh."
"They're a bunch of weirdos that live on this ranch, and they raise alpalcas."
*Pretending to not know where the coworker is going with the story* "That sounds pretty odd, care to tell me more?"
"Good, because there is so much to tell..."

I guess that's best case scenario.

 

[LikeAStone]

You can find those in this here thread AFAIK. Obviously spoilered but I think they're somewhere upthread.

Thread Page 329

I regret searching for them and want to kill myself

 

[SofondaCox]

So the Democrats are fascists now?

This nigger is the absolute epitome of ingratitude. That feeble old man swore to love and protect troons the very day he was elected. Day one! All the things we have going on in our chaotic, dysfunctional country, he was prioritizing the troon train. His inbox should be amholes and moobs all day, every day. They should lick his ancient balls every fucking day.

If there is anyone left on earth that does not understand that you *cannot* get gratitude or loyalty from troons, they need to be sterilized and put on an island.

Also funny how troons love masks, lockdowns and government mandates and get so defensive when someone slightly criticizes those things. So much government bootlicking for a group in which many claim to be a anarchists.

Troons love masks and lockdowns for the same reason - they do not want to be seen IRL. Masks and wigs have done more for troon passing than estrogen could ever do. You crack eggs a fuck of a lot easier without your Jay Leno chin and Chad jawline and skinny ass lips and tidal hairline on display.

 

[AfghanBlue]

wow you found the girl thread of people who read this thread amazing fresh content

It’s one thousand, seven hundred pages ago so I think it’s acceptable to have a refresh.
Calm down

 

[Thumb Butler]

I guess that's best case scenario.

Worst case scenario the person goes missing (and ends up as alpaca food).

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Worst case scenario the person goes missing (and ends up as alpaca food).

I think the poor emaciated alpacas would disagree.

 

[ten dollars off]

Just realized who Kevin reminds me of.

 

[FinnSven]

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Kevin is just as likely to fake being wheelchair bound to be able to get a full time carer.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Crossposting from the Tranch and Alyssa thread, it's happening!
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So what’s the deep lore on Bonnie becoming the ranches biggest alog?

I remember he left to go smash BPD boo woman box but never understood what exactly happened.

Also based Bonnie, owning the ranch and cracking woman’s skulls in, based.