My Little Brony II: The Cloppening

[c-no]

So I was curious whether the brony fandom has laid their hooves on one of my favorite movies. Alas, I was not surprised:

Not even the dinosaurs were safe from ponification.

It shouldn't be surprising not just because they laid their hooves on it like with anything else, it's also a forgone conclusion since Jurassic Park has popularity. It's something that was bound to happen.

 

[millais]

old but topical for the holiday season. mildly nsfw

 

[AnOminous]

Not even the dinosaurs were safe from ponification.

Absolutely nothing is safe from ponification.

 

[x86x2]

Not even the dinosaurs were safe from ponification.

Does this really come as a shock to you?

Spoiler

 

[ActualKiwi]

old but topical for the holiday season. mildly nsfw

...Am I mis-interpreting the still for that YT vid, or does that MLP body pillow thing have either giant testicles or breasts in its crotch area?

 

[TyrannoNinja]

Absolutely nothing is safe from ponification.

I know that. But I was hoping the dinosaurs wouldn't simply be regular show characters with dino parts slapped on. I mean, if the animator simply drew the dinosaurs as they looked in the movie, but maybe stylized in a MLP manner (e.g. large eyes and smaller snouts), it wouldn't look quite as horrific in my opinion.

 

[c-no]

...Am I mis-interpreting the still for that YT vid, or does that MLP body pillow thing have either giant testicles or breasts in its crotch area?

The crotch tits you see is something within the video. Horses apparently have them and bronies lusting over these pastel horses are into them. They make it looks as though they are more of giant testicles. Either way, it's pretty disgusting but the YT vid is pretty much a jab at bronies.

 

[SlothInAMilkCrate]

Does this really come as a shock to you?

Spoiler

Mosey on back to your own pasture, @x86x2

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Does this really come as a shock to you?

Spoiler

No, but why the fuck are you here? Can we thread ban him from everywhere but his own topic?

 

[creamyfanta]

Who is that guy anyway?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Who is that guy anyway?

Barneyfag. He has a massive hard on for hatting Barney, MLP, and any/everyone that likes them for his own stupid reasons.

We've been trying to keep him stuck in his own thread, lest the infection spreads to other avenues of the site. Clearly, this isn't proving too successful, all things considered.

 

[Super Collie]

The crotch tits you see is something within the video. Horses apparently have them and bronies lusting over these pastel horses are into them. They make it looks as though they are more of giant testicles. Either way, it's pretty disgusting but the YT vid is pretty much a jab at bronies.

The teats on a mare, like most quadruped animals (and most mammals in general), are located toward the animal's hind legs as opposed to being on their chest like a human female. Drawing animals with realistic features would require the artist to add them in the appropriate spot, which in most cases wouldn't be as intrusive as bronies make them out to be -- we've all seen female dogs before, I'm sure; and you don't see a giant set of knockers on them. Since bronies are fucking creeps and hypersexualize everything they go the Dolly Parton route and give the horses giant gross tits, thanks to the location of said tits they end up looking like weird balls or whatever.

 

[c-no]

The teats on a mare, like most quadruped animals (and most mammals in general), are located toward the animal's hind legs as opposed to being on their chest like a human female. Drawing animals with realistic features would require the artist to add them in the appropriate spot, which in most cases wouldn't be as intrusive as bronies make them out to be -- we've all seen female dogs before, I'm sure; and you don't see a giant set of knockers on them. Since bronies are fucking creeps and hypersexualize everything they go the Dolly Parton route and give the horses giant gross tits, thanks to the location of said tits they end up looking like weird balls or whatever.

But of course they'd sexualize it. If they went with the default look, they probably wouldn't be able to fap to it. So how else than to go through said Dolly Parton route and make the horse tits giant gross horse tits.

 

[creamyfanta]

Saw an IRL brony at a Christmas party I attended.
She (I think) had crazy eyes, shaved facial hair, was quite chubs, and was wearing an old stretched out shirt that said "give me the muffins or die" or something with like a mechanical version of the one retarded horse.

I don't know who she was or how she was related to my friend... but wow.

 

[AN/ALR56]

To my horror, I discovered today that horsefucking convention has invaded my ancestral homeland. I imagine this was how my parents felt when animu invaded the island during the '60s and '70s.

Full photo album here, but I present what I think are the "highlights" if you can call it that.

Spoiler: autism begins

My countrymen have drunk deeply of the pony juice kool aid

Spoiler: pony juice sells for 0.30 USD; not bad deal actually

They make self published books which look like Jay Geis rip off.

Spoiler: golden horse

They even have live Skype call with that bald mustache pedo guy that we were discussing here a few pages back (Dusty Katt is name, iirc)

Spoiler: trigger warning: pedo stache

Sick fuckers have made plush of fluffy pony, one of the more fucked up things to be spawned by MLP fandom. It even has its own thread here, if you will recall

Spoiler: fluffy pony

Autism does not respect national borders, even mighty Pacific Ocean is no effective barrier against it any more

Spoiler: absolutely haram

Phenomenon of depressingly awkward brony rave is not restricted to fedora-wearing Amerifats

Spoiler: warning, super cringe ahead

China please nuke my homeland, before the sickness spreads across the water to you.

Those are probably pla commandos to morally destroy Taiwan and allow a invasion force from the mainland.

 

[c-no]

Saw an IRL brony at a Christmas party I attended.
She (I think) had crazy eyes, shaved facial hair, was quite chubs, and was wearing an old stretched out shirt that said "give me the muffins or die" or something with like a mechanical version of the one retarded horse.

I don't know who she was or how she was related to my friend... but wow.

Did everyone try to keep distance? Did she try to say anything pony related? Also, it could of been a guy. No female would ever try to join the bronies unless she was crazed and autistic enough.

 

[Lackadaisy]

Did everyone try to keep distance? Did she try to say anything pony related? Also, it could of been a guy. No female would ever try to join the bronies unless she was crazed and autistic enough.

To be fair, no man would ever try to join the bronies unless they had a serious case of the 'tism too. In any case, anecdotally, the female bronies tend to be a little more off-kilter than the men, just less prevalent. Maybe they feel like they need to 'prove' that they're just as autistic.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

In any case, anecdotally, the female bronies tend to be a little more off-kilter than the men, just less prevalent. Maybe they feel like they need to 'prove' that they're just as autistic.

Case in point: Dragondicks.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Case in point: Dragondicks.

I'm guessing you're referring to these terrifying things:

Spoiler: Oh god why

 

[creamyfanta]

Did everyone try to keep distance? Did she try to say anything pony related? Also, it could of been a guy. No female would ever try to join the bronies unless she was crazed and autistic enough.

Pretty sure it was a girl. I saw her as she was leaving and didn't interact with her at all so unfortunately nothing interesting to report :/ but the appearance sure was shocking. I wanted to give her a make over x.x