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Imagine getting as big as Rhys, turning 40, and STILL thinking competitive cycling is your thing.
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Dr. Rachel McKinnon / Dr. Veronica Ivy / Rhys McKinnon / Rachel Veronica McKinnon / Foxy Moxy / SportIsARight - failed out of a tenured job,man who competes in womens sports, gained like 100 lbs in 2022 (page 813), comically fell off bike before a race (page 830)
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Imagine getting as big as Rhys, turning 40, and STILL thinking competitive cycling is your thing.
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As long as he's able to invade women's spaces, he'll be happy, even if he finishes dead last. Of course, he'd be happier cheating a woman out of a podium place, but as long as he can manhandle his way into places where he's not wanted and doesn't belong, I'm sure that will suffice.
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OMG I didn't realize how slow he was! I heard an oompah band play in my head when he waddled past.
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If I had any shoop-related skills I'd do it myself, but it would be amazing to set that audio to the gif of Dr Lardass falling off his bike in the velodrome
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He's all about acceleration off the line. If he flubs his standing start and doesn't muscle out a huge lead then it's over. He practices specifically for maximum output, not stamina, and he's probably got a low spinning gearing for more power, hence the standing starts. Once he's behind there's no way he can spin up his ham hocks and close the lead.
I'm hoping the lady cyclists figured this out and know to just tire him out off the line and ignore him after.
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A few more Lbs and he might not be able to get through the locker room door
Absolutely...He will have very little stamina these days. Strong as an ox, yes, but his stamina is going to be severly compromised due to his general unfittness and his breathing will be very far from efficient.
I can imagine he is stubborn, and very determined to show those pesky women who is boss, but i imagine his performance starts flagging the more heats he has to do. In his current state he would probably pass out, or dns, if he went into a competition that had maximum entries so loads of heats and potential re-matches in each heat if it is 'best of 3' format.
A little bit of info for any newbies.....
The only event he does with a standing start, where the timing immediately starts, is his time trial event. I think it is 500m for women and 1km for men. It is just one rider against the clock and no other rider influences the result.
His other races are the 200m sprint and the Keirin. The former is 2-3 riders, in each heat(can be eliminator or best of 3 formats) who gently roll off and kinda tease each ither for a couple of laps and then the sprint starts with the last 200m timed.
The keirin, on the other hand, has several riders, in each heat, depending on how many entries there are, and they start off gently and tag in behind an ebike/moped/derny for a couple of laps before the sprint really gets going. It depends on how many riders you have but you will get a few top finishers going straight through to the next heat while the lower finishers have to race lower finishers from other heats to go further into the competition. Sometimes it is run where below a certain position will mean the end of your competition.
Keirin has been tamed down as whatever the machine is that leads them round goes much slower, these days. It used to gradually increase speed from 20ish mph and by the time the sprint really started they were elbow to elbow at about 50mph.
.....and back to your point
Due to his poor physical condition i would say he definitely struggles big time with the Keirin, as it is over several laps, so chances are high he will get beaten in that. In the sprint races i would suggest to the women, he is up against, that they should just start off as fast as they dare as Rhys will run out of puff, literally, way before they do and even when they start flagging, in the last lap, he will be too far behind to catch up, or if he has managed to slipstream will probably be gasping for air and fold in that last lap. They just need to do whatever hus chub wont allow him to do. He is literally wearing a target.
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His slipstream has got to be ginormous too. Just hang out there for a lap, put some pressure on him and he's going to fold.
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Well don't forget that Rhys also throws his weight around. Literally.
He's so much more massive them his female competitors that they must move for him or risk getting steamrolled. while he blindly plows ahead head down.
Any poor woman coming into contact with him on the track will be the one going over, not our chubby chunk of man flesh
He's so much more massive them his female competitors that they must move for him or risk getting steamrolled. while he blindly plows ahead head down.
Any poor woman coming into contact with him on the track will be the one going over, not our chubby chunk of man flesh
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Look at the fat fuck, of course he's not going 50mph. Typical track speeds are probably closer to 30mph with 50 being high performing sprints. So even a race pace lap in track is like a road sprint. Keirin is also big in Japan and was known for it's own kind of special metal flake paintjob on the bikes. The japanese get SUPER autistic about their wheel truing too, down to fractions of a mm. Definitely a sport for spergs.
I don't think you're allowed to make contact with another rider who's not a team member but I can't be bothered to look through all the autismo track rules to be sure. Usually in cycling you have a right to a line, so you can't just push someone out of the way. I don't think you'd even want to try it, there are no brakes on track bikes so trying to recover from a push would be hard.
I don't think you're allowed to make contact with another rider who's not a team member but I can't be bothered to look through all the autismo track rules to be sure. Usually in cycling you have a right to a line, so you can't just push someone out of the way. I don't think you'd even want to try it, there are no brakes on track bikes so trying to recover from a push would be hard.
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Rhys is most likely sitting at home right now, at 5pm on Sunday, eating Doordash Wendy's. Leftist talking heads yell at him as he finishes the third Jr Bacon Cheeseburger, extra meat extra cheese. As he begins to type, gas or fear grips his bowels. The promise of weight loss will not have been forgotten, the feral TERF keeps a grudge. His hand moves away from the keyboard and Seth Meyers begins to play. Twitter can wait for a fitness update until tomorrow, a world champion does shit in her own damn time. Rhys peers gingerly into bag and is elated to see he cannot count, after all. A fourth wax paper present waits to be opened.
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I just hope when this fat son of a bitch falls over at his peak speed, he's the only one who gets injured.
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One of Rhys's butt buddies posted this.
Tell me again how inverting your penis to do this makes a man a woman.
Tell me again how inverting your penis to do this makes a man a woman.
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Wtf it’s so long and unnatural. My cervix is screaming.
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Did you not get the memo? Cervixes don't exist, and women autistically compare vagina lengths now to establish our womanhood. Because that's a thing that women do, rather than weird creepy incels with AGP simultaneously revealing their incompentence with actual women's anatomy and the fact that they still think of their genitals in exactly the same terms as they did before turning them inside-out.
"I can get 8 WHOLE INCHES up my fanny, Susan!! Take that!"
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PSA: Vaginas are stretchy. Manholes aren't.
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Why, showing off how deep you can (allegedly) dilate is almost as feminine as the time that tranny threatened to beat up Ben Shapiro after some stupid talk show was finished taping!!
So dainty! Much lady! Tres girly!!
So dainty! Much lady! Tres girly!!
just an inch diameter length of plastic would be impressive but attached to the last victims forearm and hand is next level. Move over horse dildo.... it is time for the Dahmer Dildo.