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Florida Sheriff Says Homeowners Can Save Taxpayers Money by Shooting Intruders​

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AWR HAWKINS22 Apr 20222,487
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Santa Rosa County, Florida, Sheriff Bob Johnson told reporters Thursday his constituents save taxpayers money by shooting intruders.
WHIO reports that Johnson used a Thursday press conference to announce that 32-year-old Brandon J. Harris was arrested Wednesday.

The Charlotte Observer notes that Harris “has been arrested 17 times” and is now under arrest for alleged break-ins in the neighborhood of Pace.


Brandon Harris (Santa Rosa County Sheriff’s Office)
Johnson explained that the time between when police were called and Harris was arrested was approximately 30 minutes. During that time, a homeowner shot at Harris but missed him.


The Pensacola News Journal points out that Johnson commented on the homeowner’s actions, saying, “One of the homeowners, he was breaking into their house, and they shot at him. So he continues to run. We finally corner him in a house that he broke into on Tom Sawyer and we cornered him in a bedroom.”


Johnson then assured the homeowner that he or she is not in trouble and actually noted that homeowners who shoot intruders save money for other tax-payers: “If someone’s breaking into your house, you’re more than welcome to shoot them in Santa Rosa County. We prefer that you do, actually. So, whoever that was, you’re not in trouble, come see us. We have a gun safety class we put on every other Saturday. If you take that, you’ll shoot a lot better, and hopefully you’ll save the taxpayers money.”

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Honestly just the headline had me laughing, and the direct quote was priceless.

 

[Blasterisk]

Shooting, shoveling, and shutting up is free. Hard to save more money than that.

 

[JohnDoe]

Based as fuck, we would save so much money if we just shot criminal subhumans and invading parasites.

 

[LUNEKO]

Johnson then assured the homeowner that he or she is not in trouble and actually noted that homeowners who shoot intruders save money for other tax-payers: “If someone’s breaking into your house, you’re more than welcome to shoot them in Santa Rosa County.

Castle doctrine is the best way to deal with the shitstains of society, can't blame it on police brutality, can't blame the home owner either he was on his own fucking house minding his goddamn business.
Criminals got only criminals to blame

 

[polonium]

I think Florida is wonderful. I'd love to move there.

 

[LUNEKO]

I think Florida is wonderful. I'd love to move there.

Besides any political spergin Florida IS very beautiful, it is called the sunshine state for a reason.
Lots of natural vistas and of course the obvious one being the tropical beaches

 

[EnemyStand]

I think Florida is wonderful. I'd love to move there.

Mmm. Same. Too bad I hate the climate.

 

[polonium]

Besides any political spergin Florida IS very beautiful, it is called the sunshine state for a reason.
Lots of natural vistas and of course the obvious one being the tropical beaches

Mmm. Same. Too bad I hate the climate.

Yeah. Similar climate to Queensland I guess.
It's a shame because I hate the humidity. I'll suppose I'll stay in the desert.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

BASED. I never understood the argument that you have no right to defend your property. Fuck the people trying to steal your shit.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

can't blame it on police brutality

"Officers are committing police brutality by proxy of home owners."

 

[Megaton Punch]

Castle doctrine is the best way to deal with the shitstains of society, can't blame it on police brutality, can't blame the home owner either he was on his own fucking house minding his goddamn business.
Criminals got only criminals to blame

How to solve crime: a practical approach

1. Buy house in bad area
2. Place huge wad of cash in prominent yet barred window
3. Point automatic turret at locked front door
4. Wait until scumbag breaks in
5. Scumbag gets expeditiously ameliorated
6. Replace door lock
7. Is the area still bad? If so, return to step 4, otherwise return to step 1

 

[Ruin]

Based, between this and BTFOing troons Florida is looking pretty attractive.

 

[White Devil]

I think Florida is wonderful. I'd love to move there.

Besides any political spergin Florida IS very beautiful, it is called the sunshine state for a reason.
Lots of natural vistas and of course the obvious one being the tropical beaches

Mmm. Same. Too bad I hate the climate.

Florida is the best, except that cost of living keeps skyrocketing because of NY and CA faggots. And I can't deal with the humidity anymore.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Seems based to me.

 

[LUNEKO]

"Officers are committing police brutality by proxy of home owners."

Oh for sure they will try all sorts of mental gymnastics to justify a criminal breaking into a house and stealing shit, but it would be a tall order to convince average Joe that they should rot in prison for killing a burglar that broke into his home at 1 am

How to solve crime: a practical approach

1. Buy house in bad area
2. Place huge wad of cash in prominent yet barred window
3. Point automatic turret at locked front door
4. Wait until scumbag breaks in
5. Scumbag gets expeditiously ameliorated
6. Replace door lock
7. Is the area still bad? If so, return to step 4, otherwise return to step 1

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Florida is the best, except that cost of living keeps skyrocketing because of NY and CA faggots. And I can't deal with the humidity anymore.

Montana isn't too bad as long as you stay away from the cities.

 

[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

Does home owners insurance cover bloodstain removal? Or can I get a government stipend for every intruder I shoot for new carpet?

 

[quaawaa]

Thought this would be Sheriff Grady Judd. Great to see that Florida has more than one based sheriff.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Need to find the town with the lowest humidity in Florida quick

 

[quaawaa]

Need to find the town with the lowest humidity in Florida quick

The humidity isn't bad if you can afford to live near the beach because the ocean breeze keeps you cool. Inland can be a swamp though, but it is much cheaper.