Trashfire The Lolcow Uprising - Baked Alaska, Ethan Ralph, and Nick Fuentes declare war on Jim/Metokur and other drama channels.

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Retink said:
Is that a Lucky Star profile image? That's old school.
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Well, heading over to his instagram we can see that he is a pretty big anime fan

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He loves classics such as Evangelion
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Which is funny because he kind of has the shinji physiognomy
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Can discount shinji save the white race?
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Neil said:
holy shit these zoomers are so unfunny
CRINGE BASED CRINGE
UR GAY MR TEACHER MAN
FORTNITE DANCE
IM DA JOKER BAYBEEE
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
GAMERS RISE UP
LUL I SAY N WORD (but with a soft-a because mommy will ground me if i hard-r)
FUCK DA RULEZ I'M A BASED PATRIOT TRADBOI

There it is, there's the entire list of AmericaFirst/Nick Fuentes' comedy routines. All this is regurgitated KnowYourMeme shit from 2016-2017, none of it is funny, none of it is original.

At least Nick's audience has the excuse of being 15, this is shit 2010s kid would find funny, but Nick himself is twenty fucking three and he still talks like a kid in a COD lobby, meanwhile the people he went to high school with already have bachelors' degrees and are starting grad school or working, building connections, being in relationships, having friends that aren't all grown men on the internet in their mid-30s or teenage sycophants, not living with their parents, etc.
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those people have normal jobs which is fine but nick is a millionaire and never has to work again so who's winning?
 
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Didn't listen, plan on waiting for Jersh's (please?) recap since it'll be less of a waste of time. But from following this thread, it gave me massive confirmation bias for my hatred of the catboy cabal.

Shitty grifters with no true beliefs. Religious only because they think it will give them money. Zoomers should disown Fuentes because I already hate zoomers but this guy makes me want all of them to lose Internet access permanently.

Anyway, thank you guys for reactions and choice quotes, saved me some time.
 
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Intejure said:
I'm pretty sure he lost American Conservatives the moment he was critical of Israel.
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He lost American Boomers. He could've had an audiance of younger generations if he wasn't a retarded queermosexual who secretly seethed over rural and suburban people like a bugman and wants to be a cute pokemon
 
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How can one gay man say so much and still say nothing? Keem was by far the best moment. Short and sweet to save us from the neurotic ramblings of a femboy loving retard.

Amazed that Nick had no knowledge of Spartacus. What a brainlet.
 
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Cat Attack said:
God these people are so fucking stupid and useless yelling at each other like some real housewives shit reality show. Everytime I watch part of one of these streams I remember why I usually don't and they always fucking miss pointing out the obvious hypocritical behavior playing out in real time. How the fuck does nick get to lecture someone on "oh you just deflect with jokes, oh you're so low brow and stupid with your crude jokes" then spend fifteen minutes yelling the same unfunny joke about Ethan Ralph getting his butthole fingered and no one calls him out for it. These people are all useless.
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Because pointing out hypocritical behaviour is mostly just boring.

Nick pointing out metokur being obsessed with ralph for tweeting about him for a week doesn't work when his main focus is metokur. Because if its stupid being obsessed with dumb people and metokur is stupid for watching ralph... then what is nick for watching metokur?

See this paragraph? It's just boring. As boring as Nick just labelling everything metokur said.

Like Gish Galleaupe was kinda funny like a fart in a two hour disposition. You get thrown something like that, fucking do something with it instead of just repeating it.
 
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Matt Damon said:
I think half the problem is that it's hard to 'gotcha' someone who holds no real opinions and feels no shame at being a hypocrite.

What do you do when you show the clear, self-evident ridiculousness of someone's argument and they just chuckle and say "I know, I'm so based"?
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I think it’s more that Jim doesn’t really care about Nick. The only thing that would of really possibly hurt Nick is calling him a conman, that his movement is dead, and Nick can’t possibly go into politics with his terrible optics.

Jim isn’t a Catholic, but Nick is an awful one who doesn’t give the benefit of the law to his enemies. The first chapter of Plato’s Republic literally defines how terrible Nick’s behavior is.
Nick isn’t a cool irreverent trad Cath, he’s a literal faggot grifter who will turn against people in a second.
 
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Boobalover said:
Well, heading over to his instagram we can see that he is a pretty big anime fan

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He loves classics such as Evangelion
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Which is funny because he kind of has the shinji physiognomy
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Can discount shinji save the white race?
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No way is that actually him in the last image. Evengelion is not particularly amazing either, it's fine but it has so many bland moments and bullshit that it's just ok.
 
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Pasta_Man said:
those people have normal jobs which is fine but nick is a millionaire and never has to work again so who's winning?
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Is he? I've never heard anything about his net worth other than he had the 500k seized. That'd be 5 million or so now, but the feds grabbed the cash and not the BTC, so they're not remotely under any obligation to pay him the new BTC amount.
 
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Jack Awful said:
I think Jim won by virtue of Nick being a retard.

I don't feel like Jim actually expanded on any of his arguments made on Twitter or having any real gotchas of Nick.

Nick fucked up because he kept saying how there's no rules but complaining that people are fucking with him, acting pretentious, quoting the joker like an autist, saying how it's only ok to fuck with people who aren't his friends, etc.
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Nick is extremely fucking stupid and always loses when he opens his mouth. He spent two hours raging about people laughing at him and in doing so gave them enough clips to milk him for the next 2 months. I thought this was supposed to be some kind of political movement so why the fuck are you doing internet blood sports in 2022? This is the dumbest shit anyone could possibly be wasting their time on if they were trying to be taken seriously. Nick is rolling around in shit with pigs and trying to act like he's looking down his nose at them from a golden throne.
 
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