Nointey
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Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.
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I can't reply to Pizza Munch but that flag is an otter pride flag (gay slang for hairy skinny guys)
Apparently it was designed by some gay sex shop online poll, here's the wikimedia commons description (because of course it's on wikimedia)
Apparently it was designed by some gay sex shop online poll, here's the wikimedia commons description (because of course it's on wikimedia)
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PaleTay
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One kid I went to middle and high school with had extreme rage issues, he would try to Naruto fight the whole school, try to strangle people like Homer Simpson strangles Bart, and he would stare at girls and furiously masturbate. Why didn't he get in trouble? His cousin or uncle (with whom he shared a name) was on the school board for the district.
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We wuz kangs of the weed game! Most people are working Jaiden. 420 yo!
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I don't know if anything has ever been posted about this guy but his whole interrogation made me cry with laughter.
I was a fucking mess laughing, is this dude real???
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Jesus christ. His voice pissed me off so fucking much during that video, that and the cringy main character syndrome. He really thought people will look back on these tapes and he would become the new 'Legend of Jeff.'
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I keep quoting the shit he says though, I can't stop myself. It's so over the top lmao
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One of the strangest most BPD things Jaiden does is skinwalking a British person. She's from Tacoma. She code switches like crazy. She has black street code, white middle class code (which is basically what she grew up in) and then does this crazy fucking british voice from time to time on her IG. It's so strange, and yet entertaining. This is the person that the city of Seattle declared one of the leaders of CHOP and actually negotiated with! She almost comes off like an AGP troon here.
I AM FUNNY
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dont cry about powerlevel
ive spoken about the fat fucking beast of a woman that is my aunt on the farms before, but i dont think i have on this thread. so i will go ahead and share the story of my personal lolcow
i have an aunt, a real deathfat of a woman. i didnt really see much of the ogre as i grew up, i think we spoke a couple of times and she would always lay in her bed in the living room like the piece of furniture she is. i dont know if she just didnt care for me or she couldnt be arsed to come and see me but she put in the effort for my brother and sister. my brother is the light of her short life and she absolutely loves him. when he was younger she put a lot of effort to keep in touch with him, she did with my sister too. but her breaking my heart isnt what makes her a lolcow
she has just enough weight on her where she can walk, sure, with difficulty, but chooses to lay around all day doing fuck all. she relies on my elderly nan to take care of her, including washing her, changing her bedpan (she is almost 50), driving her scottish sweaty sock of a boyfriend around, etc. my nan is a very elderly woman who has been in and out of hospital, i dont know how long she has left which breaks my heart to even write. i work a 54 hour work week but that means i would have time to go help out if they didnt ban most of their relatives from entering the house. (for some reason this includes me, which aligns to her sending my entire family a christmas present except me last year.)
in short, my deathfat aunt is a fat, dying ogre of a woman who despises me for no reason and relies on a elderly woman to keep her functioning despite the fact they're practically in a race to see who will die first.
i have been tempted to get her hooked on something and market her like nikocado avocado is doing. get my owed money back from all the christmas presents that fat bitch didnt give me
ive spoken about the fat fucking beast of a woman that is my aunt on the farms before, but i dont think i have on this thread. so i will go ahead and share the story of my personal lolcow
i have an aunt, a real deathfat of a woman. i didnt really see much of the ogre as i grew up, i think we spoke a couple of times and she would always lay in her bed in the living room like the piece of furniture she is. i dont know if she just didnt care for me or she couldnt be arsed to come and see me but she put in the effort for my brother and sister. my brother is the light of her short life and she absolutely loves him. when he was younger she put a lot of effort to keep in touch with him, she did with my sister too. but her breaking my heart isnt what makes her a lolcow
she has just enough weight on her where she can walk, sure, with difficulty, but chooses to lay around all day doing fuck all. she relies on my elderly nan to take care of her, including washing her, changing her bedpan (she is almost 50), driving her scottish sweaty sock of a boyfriend around, etc. my nan is a very elderly woman who has been in and out of hospital, i dont know how long she has left which breaks my heart to even write. i work a 54 hour work week but that means i would have time to go help out if they didnt ban most of their relatives from entering the house. (for some reason this includes me, which aligns to her sending my entire family a christmas present except me last year.)
in short, my deathfat aunt is a fat, dying ogre of a woman who despises me for no reason and relies on a elderly woman to keep her functioning despite the fact they're practically in a race to see who will die first.
i have been tempted to get her hooked on something and market her like nikocado avocado is doing. get my owed money back from all the christmas presents that fat bitch didnt give me
Edwardsullen
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Chrishop/Chris Bishop/ Christopher Michael Bishop
Name: Christopher Michael Bishop
Date of birth: February 12,1993
Father: Greg Bishop of the X-sinner band
Mother: Karen Bishop
Dox: 3197 W Tufts ave, Englewood, CO 80110
Have you ever wondered what would happen if Chris Chan and Onision had an even more retarded love child? Look no further than Chrishop.
Chris Bishop aka Chrishop is a 29 year old perverted, narcissistic, delusional, intactiloon that has a long history of disturbing behavior.
He has been known for sexually harrassing/grooming minors online:
He allegedly has a collection of photos and videos of naked babies/CP:
He got upset at people for making fun of pedophiles:
He Supports molestation and rape against people he doesn't like:
He has made multiple terroristic threats and expressed his disturbingly violent fantasies:
His disturbing behavior caused him to be investigated by the feds:
He told his own mom to kill herself and spazzed when someone called him out for it:
He also bragged about putting his own dick in his mouth:
He had a bitch fit on 4chan because nobody likes his dogshit music:
Name: Christopher Michael Bishop
Date of birth: February 12,1993
Father: Greg Bishop of the X-sinner band
Mother: Karen Bishop
Dox: 3197 W Tufts ave, Englewood, CO 80110
Have you ever wondered what would happen if Chris Chan and Onision had an even more retarded love child? Look no further than Chrishop.
Chris Bishop aka Chrishop is a 29 year old perverted, narcissistic, delusional, intactiloon that has a long history of disturbing behavior.
He has been known for sexually harrassing/grooming minors online:
He allegedly has a collection of photos and videos of naked babies/CP:
He got upset at people for making fun of pedophiles:
He Supports molestation and rape against people he doesn't like:
He has made multiple terroristic threats and expressed his disturbingly violent fantasies:
His disturbing behavior caused him to be investigated by the feds:
He told his own mom to kill herself and spazzed when someone called him out for it:
He also bragged about putting his own dick in his mouth:
He had a bitch fit on 4chan because nobody likes his dogshit music:
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How has this degenerate lunatic not get a thread yet?
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seconding this. this dude is terrifying. prime horrorcow material.
Edwardsullen
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I may make a thread in the future. This post I made is only scratching the surface of this person's fuckery.
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I AM FUNNY
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you have just introduced me to this monster of a cow and i am hooked. he's like kanye west but homicidal and his music is shite. i beg you make a thread on this man
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Evergreen College produces some of the dumbest fucking people on the planet. A six minute tik tok mashup of IG stories in which she says absolutely nothing of substance and thinks she is speaking really deep. My goodness Jaiden you're a piece of work. Leader of CHOP folks. Her poor child crying at the end is the cherry on top of this lunacy.
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I just knew she'd jump at the chance to talk about abortion.
