Trashfire The Lolcow Uprising - Baked Alaska, Ethan Ralph, and Nick Fuentes declare war on Jim/Metokur and other drama channels.

[The FedEx Pope]

His humor is so unfunny and I know I'm cringe because I was born before 1998 but do zoomers as a whole even find this shtick funny? I mean he constantly goes on and on about stale memes and this nigger is still referencing fortnite in 2022.

Mouth breathing incels who grew up thinking pre-cucked content cop iDubbbz and MDE Sam Hyde was funny shit.

Any pimply lower/middle-classed trust fund low-T zoomie who says 'bruh' in their vocabulary unironically as a reaction, as referenced on South Park.

 

[Lilozoppel]

It's crazy to me that people always try the same attacks on Metokur. There's practically a decade of internet history built up at this point of random pissed people ranging from moral kvetchers to seething lolcows trying to 'expose' him. But they don't ever seem to do any homework. Everyone that tries to 'pwn' him seems to read off from the same list of "OLD LOL" "YOU CARE LOL" and the newest "CANCER LOL" like any of these are novel approaches or have ever fazed him before.
The start of this debate mirrored other encounters with Metokur where someone begins by saying "Oh, well you see I don't really care about this at all, but I'm curious why little jimmy cares so much :^) " Which is always a self-defeating strategy because you've already shown you care enough to seethe on social media and get Metokur to show up to your gay debate.

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

I actually agree with him, some people should not be allowed to speak freely, specifically adult males who are not taller than 5 feet and look like this
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I guarantee he held that pose for a good 20 seconds so they could take a picture because he thought the pose was cool as fuck. He was incredibly wrong.

 

[poko]

All for the

 

[Lou Reed's Dead Parrot]

I don't understand why Nick thinks all of his critics are some monolith working together. He came off as really schizo when he kept implying that Jim knew who Nick's swatter was and that Jim was working with Josh and KF to take him down. Felt really autistic and schizo and no doubt Ralph filled his head up with bullshit. They all believe it's one autistic illuminati working together behind the scenes.

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

How fucking retarded do you have to be to have Baked Alaska come on and him be the most reasonable and likeable person on your side?

He's a dumb faggot, but compared to Nick the Nonce and Rage-pig he was at least listenable. Until he started going on about his "muh golobohomo vaxxxxors! LOL" faggotry.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Most low energy debate I had the displeasure of listening to, I tapped out after half an hour. I don't even feel like skipping to the part where Gunt joins and starts a-hollerin'.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Michael Alberto purged soon. Btw what's with Mexicans in the movement? I remember intern groyper was also a Brazilian on pol.
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[Manhog]

"youre a hypocrite flagger"
"idc"
repeat

epic debate! really funny and entertaining

 

[Ethan Joel Wang]

pretty sure this all started because of a Flam v Ethan DMCA claim btw kiwis

This arc sure but all this started when Ralph abused xannyberies and thumbed Faith's asshole.

 

[DumbDude42]

It's crazy to me that people always try the same attacks on Metokur. There's practically a decade of internet history built up at this point of random pissed people ranging from moral kvetchers to seething lolcows trying to 'expose' him. But they don't ever seem to do any homework. Everyone that tries to 'pwn' him seems to read off from the same list of "OLD LOL" "YOU CARE LOL" and the newest "CANCER LOL" like any of these are novel approaches or have ever fazed him before.
The start of this debate mirrored other encounters with Metokur where someone begins by saying "Oh, well you see I don't really care about this at all, but I'm curious why little jimmy cares so much :^) " Which is always a self-defeating strategy because you've already shown you care enough to seethe on social media and get Metokur to show up to your gay debate.

they dont have much to work with because metokur doesnt overshare online, unlike pretty much all of the people he makes fun of

like, the dudes online profile is very small all things considered. 95% of his internet footprint is just content he produced, from dunking on zoe quinn to poking fun at IBS retards. the only info on the guy himself is his dox, his girlfriends name, and his alleged mystery cancer diagnosis. for a guy of his level of fame he has remarkably good opsec, and trying to "expose" a guy like that is basically impossible.

meanwhile nick fuentes has so much personal shit about himself out in the open, the catboi shit alone basically makes it impossible for him to come out on top of any internet slapfight. this "debate" was over before it even began.

 

[Truly Rural]

n: I am ending your career here and now.
J: OK give me your best killshot.
n: Okay, I will, here it comes. You are not funny.
Ba-Da-Boom-Tssssc!


I can see Nick's attempt at that weird style of painfully unfunny boomer comedy ngl. Also this

All in all it was painfully needless stream which is funny because of just how much of a deranged asshole Nick presented himself to be, making it 100% avoidable embarrassment. I can't even imagine what he'd be like in a more meaningful debate.

 

[Nineteenlevels]

At the very beginning of the debate Metokur said ''Who's swatting you, Nick?'' and Nick replied 'We're about to find out very soon''

I may have nodded off, did we ever find out? Or was it some 4D chess bluff by Nick

 

[Popper Whiting]

I don't understand why Nick thinks all of his critics are some monolith working together. He came off as really schizo when he kept implying that Jim knew who Nick's swatter was and that Jim was working with Josh and KF to take him down. Felt really autistic and schizo and no doubt Ralph filled his head up with bullshit. They all believe it's one autistic illuminati working together behind the scenes.

Conspiracy against one is a common form of cope. It allows a person to blame the failures they're experiencing on other people and external forces rather than that person's own short comings. I think we all do it, it is a very human thing, but most people at some stage accept their role in their own misfortunes and use it as a learning experience. A lolcow, however, will cling onto the Conspiracy against one, and will go to greater and greater lengths to deny the reality that it is their own behavior which is the root cause of their misfortunes.

 

[Spatula]

Not only did Nick kill AF, he also killed the word "Nigga".
He made it so cringe actually, more than any southern redneck could.

He accomplished what the ADF was trying for so long.
What a glowie.

 

[BoxerShorts47]

I think its mostly a divide between early zoomers (1997-2002/3) and late zoomers (post 2003/4) with early zoomers tending to be a lot more into shitposting and the like probably due to Gen X parents and the Gen X mindset, while late zoomers are more like "Emily, 14 she/her pronouns, ACAB, etc". just a weird trend I've noticed

1. 1997 is still millennial. 1998 is borderline but I personally consider most 98s to be Millennials because they could vote in 2016 for US Election (or Brexit UK). I wouldn't start zoomer until 99. Actually COVID-19 is a good marker for millennial vs zoomer. The lockdowns occurred in 2020. 2020-22=1998. So people born in 1998 would have experienced the beginnings of lockdowns at the end of university but people born 99+ would have experienced the entire lockdown and online school year [2020-2021].

2. Regardless, core Zoomers are people born in the late 00s and early 10s, not late 90s; people who are in middle and high school right now. These are people who can't remember the 2000s, they never had a dumbphone or even slider phone, they can't remember the libertarian or skeptic internet eras or Millennial culture, they got redpilled post Trump, unlike Nick Fuentes.

3. Given Nick's profile he leans towards Millennials more than Zoomers: redpilled in 2016 and political knowledge pre 2016; obsession with Kanye; most friends are Millennials (Beardson, Baked, Ralph) and enamies too, attended UTR.

 

[Never Scored]

This whole thing turned out pretty gay and the highlight of the night was PPP sperging out.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

This whole thing turned out pretty gay and the highlight of the night was PPP sperging out.

When did PPP sperg out?

 

[Symalsa]

I’m wondering about Cozy’s mechanisms for DMCA. The don’t seem to have one.

Couldn’t that result in him losing the site? If a swarm of DMCA complaints are needed to be made, and they can’t handle or won’t handle it, isn’t the next step to go to hosting provider and their legal department?

Ironically, he could be setting himself up for major headaches for the same thing he’s doing to others

@Thirteenfifty PPP lost his shot on his own stream last night. It was amazingly fragile. He’s now the gayest man on the internet. Happened right when that Jesse guy came on. (About an hour before the end of their stream)

 

[Table Country]

When did PPP sperg out?

Some guy named Jesse went on Kino Casino and Ashton went ballistic.