Orbiter Cleo the Cat / Cleo Ralph / Ralphacat - Ethan’s kidnapped cat from Nora

[Xolanite]

Poor Cleo. She’s probably up there in age, which might explain her weight gain. I doubt Ralph feeds her much if anything. Hopefully she’s not declawed like Phil’s cat Jasper and doesn’t have pink mold in their dishes.

 

[Product Placement]

I beg all of you to not start a self righteous sperging session about how Ralph is abusing the cat. She's fine and Ralph seems to like her more than he does other living things. Cats are incredibly low maintenance and Ralph even takes her to the vet, she's probably linked to the one little sliver of humanity Ralph has left. If anyone calls animal control over it they're a bigger faggot than Fuentes.

Also Cleo is a really cute.

I don't think Ralph is hitting the cat or that animal control needs calling but over feeding animals is 100% abuse even if it's done with the best intent. But with how Ralph treats his own body not surprising he would also lack ability to correctly monitor his cat's weight.

Not saying he doesn't care for the cat or love the cat but he needs to be doing better aka diet and exercise.

 

[Marche]

Even his cat is fat.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Ralph dies from a heart attack, Cleo comes and feasts on Ralph's corpse, then dies from a heart attack.

 

[JhonVent]

Ralph dies from a heart attack, Cleo comes and feasts on Ralph's corpse, then dies from a heart attack.

I don't believe it's recommended for a cat to eat that much pig fat. It would have several adverse health effects on the cat.

 

[Lame Entropy]

I'll say the same thing I say about Chantal's cats. Probably too old to be rehomed, not neglected enough to be forcefully removed, unideal environment but otherwise fine, cat sperging is gay.
Frankly, she exceeds my expectations for a living being under Gunt care.
Do feed her less Ralph if you want your kitty friend around as long as possible.
This is far from the worst home a cat can have judging by how Cleo looks, cats are neglected way more than people realize since they're seen as being so independent. You're a massive faggot if you call animal control,

 

[Just A Butt]

Why not make a thread about his car at this point?

Do we know what kind of breakfast he likes? We could mock that too.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

please, ralph, all I'm asking for you is not to kill the cat.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Why not make a thread about his car at this point?

Do we know what kind of breakfast he likes? We could mock that too.

There’s already a thread on his Gunt Truck

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Did Ethan Ralph really kill puppies?

That's a nice cat. They need to lay off the food though, holy cow has she bloated up since 2019. That poor thing's going to be in an early grave if you don't start controlling her portions better Ralph

He's already at HEFTYCHONK

 

[Broken PigPigPig]

Very pretty cat, and she looks well taken care of so good job Ralph!

 

[Slav Power]

Tortoiseshell cats have a special place in my heart, because my childhood cat was one. She unfortunately ended up having breast cancer due to getting sterilized after having offspring and had to be put down.

 

[WWE Champion]

I normally would not want to interfere in an other countries inner business, but since it seems that the US government is not willing to protect one of its feline citizens from the potential dangers and harm of a drunk hollaring ragepig, I'd support a special paramilitary operation to liberate Cleo.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Ruh roh! Ralph cat drops kitty doo in Killstream hallway​

 

[Derpy]

My experience with chonky felines is they are fat from eating bad quality food instead of overeating. Cats are less likely to overeat compared to dogs. People shouldn’t feed them only dry kibbles and instead offer a good quality wet food.

I am sure poor cleo gets only cheap kibble from Walmart.

 

[XxTardWranglerxX]

"That dumb pussy Cleo wasn't LOYAL that fucking cat talks about LIFE RUINATION but has me buying food instead of Makers!"

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

The gunt vs the primordial pouch when

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

I'm a Cleobro and I'm happy Ralph could raise such a powerful creature, well done Ralph!

 

[make_it_so]

I normally would not want to interfere in an other countries inner business, but since it seems that the US government is not willing to protect one of its feline citizens from the potential dangers and harm of a drunk hollaring ragepig, I'd support a special paramilitary operation to liberate Cleo.

Make a call to @Feline Supremacist's team.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I like Maker's
I like Xannies
Gunt-mix Gunt-mix please deliver.