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I'll believe it when I see the tax return.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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The second noob girl that took his $$$ gave him the full ride not just a handy or blow, he was later bragging in a review she probably had difficulty walking afterwards 
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Hopefully she got hazard pay for that.
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If you have to tell folks you're good at sex chances are you're crap, like all those "nice guy" claims.The second noob girl that took his $$$ gave him the full ride not just a handy or blow, he was later bragging in a review she probably had difficulty walking afterwards
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On the subject of prostitutes telling lies, I like to think there's a small part of Russ's brain that reminds him that lying to make the client feel good is literally the oldest trick in the book, and that he's constantly having to shove it down and ignore it.
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It's exactly the same whenever he brags about how talented, brilliant, and inspiring he is and how he's the coolest guy ever. They are all claims that: 1. If they were true they would be self-evident and he wouldn't have to make those claims, and B. Are things that are for other people to decide if they're true, not for Russhole to decide if they're true. If you have to constantly tell everyone how cool/talented/smart/skilled in bed/"studly"/etc. you are, then chances are more than good that you're none of those things. And if you are those things then it'll be self-evident and you wouldn't have to tell everyone because they'd already be able to recognize it.
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Says Russell.The second noob girl that took his $$$ gave him the full ride not just a handy or blow, he was later bragging in a review she probably had difficulty walking afterwards
Our inside source said the new girl took him "in hand" and winked a bunch, so I doubt it.
Considering our hero's tiny, stumpy fingers and hobbit-esque toes, even if he had fucked her the "difficulty walking" thing was obviously sheer bravado. I mean, he lied about literally every other aspect of the encounter, from the pre-trip bargaining, to why he was kicked out, to how long it took him to find another girl that night, so why would we believe he actually got laid?
Nah, his stumpy penis didn't get sucked that night. Or much of anything.
I actually don't think he's had as much sex as he wants to convey, anyway. He's probably gone all the way with a few brothel girls, but we know he's failed to close the deal (so to speak) at least as often as he's succeeded. He has to crow about (or even make up) his successes and memory-hole his failures, so the fact that we've heard of roughly the same number of each is significant. Plus, as stingy as he is, he might be saving up $$$ or low $$$$ for his trips, but keytars ain't free and neither is chocolate milk, so he's seldom, if ever, turning up with gobs of cash.
Aaaaand I am officially done thinking about any aspect of Russ's sex life for a good long while. Time to initiate my usual post-Russ-thread protocol of ketamine and bourbon until I've wiped my mind of these images.
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That's generic for Nevada.
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I don't think so, he's said and done things that indicate A)he believes every word they say about him that's positive and B)they're all looking for a boyfriend and will quit the business as soon as they do. He booked an appointment with a hooker at some brothel, and immediately started messaging all the guys on her Facebook that she was taken and they needed to back off. That's too far to go for just a fantasy. He really believed she was his girlfriend. He was floored when she ripped him a new one and told him she chooses her friends, not him, and then she cancelled the booking. Not sure if she was one of the hookers who got a restraining order against him.
He accused Taylor Swift's agents of "cockblocking" him, showing his true motives, but nobody can cockblock Russ like he does to himself. I mean, his stupid fantasy of a hooker falling in love with him made him waste $4000 on a woman who flat out told him she didn't want to be there. I don't think he's even spent more than 4K, and that was a lot to him. Usually he's a cheap bastard and time waster according to a review of him a hooker left on a "rate-a-john" site. Also, he seems very confused when online sex workers don't want to talk to him for free. Even with the shield of the internet where you can present yourself as anything you want, he comes across as a creepy asshole.
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because of the legal issues around prostitution in the US, giving out prices beforehand (not in person) is apparently a no-no (officially) because communication of that sort anywhere except particular counties could prompt solicitation charges. I suspect this is doubly true for untrusted johns.
based on conversations in this thread- the john goes to a whorehouse and either meets or chooses a girl he wants to bang and then they go to the room and discuss prices beforehand. Which doesn't help if you're a goblin who didn't bring nearly enough money.
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Every review of I've read of the Bunny Ranch has the guy mentioning they negotiate on site. They do apparently mention a range, so Russ should have known the amount he brought wasn't enough. But this is Russ. The rules do not apply to him, and if you try to make him follow them like everyone else, he screams discrimination. He flat out said in his filing against Marathon he felt discriminated against because they treated him like everyone else. He demands special treatment and thinks it's morally wrong to not give it to him.
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If I remember correctly, Russ admitted in the posts he made complaining about not being able to fuck Lana West (the hooker in question) for $$$ instead of $$$$ that he knew full well he didn't have enough money because for one reason or another he wasn't able to save up enough after he put down the initial deposit. But he still thought that if the sex worker would just let him explain his financial circumstances that she'd give him a pity discount. His logic was that her getting some money for the time was better than no money, and if she didn't accept a lower fee than agreed upon then she was just a greedy golddigger! I'm sure sex workers have to deal with johns trying to negotiate them down like that all the time.
ETA: Found one of the posts in question from back in March 2018, I did in fact remember correctly.
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He's called hookers golddiggers several times since he doesn't understand they are in fact in it for the money. I actually saw a hooker respond to a client who asked her if she would see him for free. She said no, and that this was her job, and does he work for free? That shut him up. Then she got onto him for trying to stay past his booked time and if he wanted to stay longer, he need to book (and pay for) a longer appointment. She wasn't mean about it, but Russ would explode and accuse her of being a golddigger who only wanted money and didn't recognize a great guy when she saw one.
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Well yeah. You’re a woman. Dick is a dime a bushel. I’m always surprised that women don’t get this. Doesn’t mean you don’t get horny, but I wouldn’t expect any woman to really understand paying that kind of price for a generic hooker.
As a weathered dude I’ve never engaged, and I’ve never really considered it - but I do understand why some guys would. If I were 30 and had never touched a tit, $1500 would be a small price to pay to get that nut off once in a lifetime.
Honestly, hookers serve a purpose as long as everyone understand the agreement. Problem is, thirsty horny incels aren’t the most stable and socially compatible folks. Like with sports, testosterone without an outlet is not good for society.
The difference between your average whoremonger and Russ is probably that most men who engage hookers are either A) sex addicts, B) do it occasionally for the thrill, or C) are unattractive guys with means who use them as a service to get the poison out when they don’t have another outlet. The idea of “love” never, ever remotely enters the equation. Most normal men can easily separate sex and love. Except for teenagers who think the stripper is into them. This is where Russ started and never left.
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Well. I guess you'll just have to wait till she runs for President, then. Although I'm not sure if that works for people whose name isn't Donald J. Trump.
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Do you losers even the law? Russ FLIPPING KNOWS what he's doing, ok? It's not like you fat, brain dead 2/10's would understand how to properly woo a hooker, anyway. You probably don't even wear a suit or bring flowers!
And yes, I hope this hurt your itty bitty little feelings! And DO NOT post laughing emojis or i will
since Russ is currently rejecting reality I am drunkenly substituting my own. It...it's not as fun.
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Just in case you were wondering, the PAC Twitter account is still protected.
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I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
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Not just the stripper. He interprets women being nice to him as part of their jobs (waitresses, baristas, clerks, etc.) as them being into him, and then he gets pissed when they don't respond favorably to his advances. Then he breaks out his most awesome weapon: The dreaded one-star review where he calls these heartless harridans out for not falling for a weirdo in an ill-fitting suit.
Lots of guys think the hooker is into them, but Russ is the only person I've ever seen who thinks that hookers are in the business to find a boyfriend and is genuinely confused when they don't respond to him the way he wants. Russ is also the only person who thinks he's the only person who's ever been nice to hookers in the history of all humanity. He was BTFO when a friend and fellow hooker of the poor woman he was harassing told him he was far from the only guy who was nice to hookers and to stop expecting special treatment. That was hilarious because he'd never been called out on his delusions like that before.
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