Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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If I pull that off will you die?
 
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I really like the no hesitation, no patience "you can't" when Fatty says he doesn't understand he can't introduce any testimony not delivered by a witness. Also, when the man of supreme patience that was the judge finally raises his voice to pat
I get the feeling that Fat expected that once he explained how he hadn't understood the process and that it was really the court's fault for not holding his hand and telling him what to do, the judge would give him a pass and let him present the texts from his guys at the bar. Makes you think that must have worked for him during school, when Mama Raven's little boy complained how the teacher hadn't explained the assignment well enough and now Fat needed special treatment to make up for the teacher's shortcomings.
 
Doublepost, but someone sent Pat's pathetic birthday tweet to comedian Jim Florentine, who roasted it on his podcast. Even Florentine's son got in on the roast, brutal.

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I don't think I've ever heard a kid say "prezzies" in my whole life. The only people i know who talk like that are men of questionable sexuality

Also, holy shit, how do I reach this guy's baritone
 
Finished listening to the court audio and it's a wonderful, the Commissioner was way more hostile than what I read him as on the transcript. That bickering with Pat at the end is sublime.
Imagine listening to tales of genuine domestic horror all day, with (mostly) women with fresh bruises and broken bones desperately trying to explain why they need orders of protection. You have already lost most of your faith in humanity.

And then this fucking fat, but completely unharmed pig shows up demanding protection from the Internet calling him fat. Just like turn off the computer and go on a diet you fat pig.
 
The best part is that for once Rick couldn't attempt to control the narrative, even with his inane lies or chimpouts, lest he risk contempt (which would also be cool). It must've been torture for him to consider a level of restraint during this process and he most definitely would've ended the night getting more shitfaced than usual. You can just clearly picture it as he imbibes his pathetic existence away at Hooligans. I think we can safely say Rick should stay the fuck away from the legal system because it has about as much contempt for him as the majority who know of his existence. You gotta take the L at some point, Ricky.
 
Just as an aside, how many times has this dipshit @ tagged the fucking fbi in his tweets?

How stupid can you be to direct the attention of the fbi to your own inane ramblings, tweets of you threatening people and showing off pictures your guns?

At this point he’s probably on a watch list of his own volition. What a maroon.

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Just as an aside, how many times has this this dipshit @ tagged the fucking fbi in his tweets?

How stupid can you be to direct the attention of the fbi to your own inane ramblings, tweets of you threatening people and showing off pictures your guns?

At this point he’s probably on a watch list of his own volition. What a maroon.
I think he genuinely believes he is an important person on Twitter and mentioning his "just arrest everyone who doesn't like me" pleas directly to the FBI account will help him somehow.
 
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