I adopt pit bulls on Craigslist and put them down - and you should too! - I also do the same with black orphans!


Be honest: chances are that you cross the street when you see a pit bull walking toward you on the same sidewalk. Pit bulls have a well deserved reputation all over the world for being dangerous, aggressive dogs that suddenly snap for no apparent reason. I’m here to tell you the truth is even worse than previously thought.

You see, these murder machines have a well oiled social media disinfo apparatus known as “pit mommies.” The “pit mommy” movement adopts and breeds pit bulls while posting photos of them dressed up in pink tutus and baby clothes. These “adorabull” posts are almost always accompanied by absurd fallacies and false claims about the breed being harmless.

With more and more people now getting their news and ideas from social media, the pit mommy movement has managed to deceptively shift public perception on pits to somewhere in the apathetic middle.

But pit bulls have been selectively bred for bloodsport for centuries. They are genetically hardwired to kill, and to not be deterred by any amount of pain to get the kill. No amount of love and training will undo the pit bull instinct to kill. Someone thinking she’s a good owner with such a lovable muscled doggo will not prevent it from taking its blood prize the moment it sees a window of opportunity.

If you get a pit bull, you are setting the creature and the potential victims around you up for failure by denying history and genetics.

Unfortunately, elected representatives in America are failing to do anything about pit bulls as they continue to mass murder our children and doggoes. I propose and will demonstrate in this article that the pit crisis has now reached a point where We The People are called upon to take matters into our own hands. The continued murder of innocents calls for radical action.

That’s why for three years now I have adopted over a hundred pit bulls on Craigslist — and then put them down.

Because of my efforts, fewer humans (and good doggoes) will have to suffer from pit bull attacks. I like to think that my accumulated effort has over the long term saved at least one child from the lockjaws of death. But, I realize, this form of activism will need hundreds of practitioners across our beautiful country to even begin to get a grip on the pit crisis.

Pit maulings by the numbers​

Even the cuddliest and most well behaved pit bull can and eventually will turn on its humans for no or little reason — like an unexpected sound, or a bout of boredom. They’ve even been known to eat their own owners for a snack, like when Virginian police discovered two pit bulls in the forest casually eating their dead owner’s rib cage (after killing her).

But let’s look at the statistics. Despite making up around 6.2% of the dog population, pit bulls are responsible for over 70% of all fatal dog bites, according to a 2018 scientific study from dog attack authority DogsBite.org. When you include pit mixes, the number goes even higher:

Pit bulls, additional bull breeds and mastiff-type guard dogs and war dogs — the types used to create “baiting” bull breeds and fighting breeds — accounted for a jaw-dropping 87% (40) of all dog bite-related deaths in 2020.

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Are you paying attention yet?

To top it all off, pits target children disproportionally more than any other breed. While dogs of all breeds can snap when feeling threatened or in a bad mood, pit bull selection of victim is based on what it thinks it can readily turn into blood soup.

If you’re a pet owner, you’re probably aware that humans aren’t the only victims of pit bulls. Pit bulls often attack and kill dogs, cats, and other pets. I know from first hand experience because two of them tried to kill my lab in a completely unprovoked (redundant) attack in 2018.

A perfect example of this phenomenon is the 2018 incident at the Chiang Mai, Thailand pet show. Keep in mind that pet show dogs are often trained to be highly disciplined. But even with hundreds of hours of training and discipline, a pit bull in this pet show couldn’t help itself from attacking a beautiful Siberian Husky. This completely demolishes the lie that only pit bulls with bad owners attack others.

In 2019, pit bulls accounted for 91% of fatal dog-on-dog attacks, as well as 76% of fatal attacks on cats.

If you’re still not convinced about the devastating impact of pit bulls, if you still can’t feel for the mass murdered victims of the pit bulls, you need to grow some empathy in your soul. You may be a psychopath.

Listen to pit bull survivors — and believe them​

In January 2021, 35-year-old Candis Danielson was attacked by her neighbor’s two pit bulls. According to local news, the vicious pit bulls had “dragged Danielson under the trailer and inflicted extensive damage to her legs and feet.” The woman had to get one of her feet amputated as a result of the pit bull attack.

In yet another attack that happened last year, a Kentucky man was left “pretty chewed up” after being surrounded and attacked by three pit bull. The man was hospitalized with injuries to the face, back and lower torso. The story would have been much different if it was a gang of three Chihuahuas or Shih Tzus. “You can see [injuries] on my face, on the side of my face, on my back, you know, on my bottom. Some pretty good gashes on my leg and, you know, I’ve even got some scratches on my private parts. So, I was pretty chewed up,” the victim reported.

The most heart-wrenching stories are those that involve children. Pit bulls appear to have a special affinity for stalking the smallest and most innocent of children before ambushing and tearing their necks up.

In March 2013, 14-month-old Daxton Borchardt was allowed to stay with his babysitter despite her pitbulls, because his parents believed it’s all about training. The pitbulls promptly murdered little Daxton.

Daxton’s father Jeff said that he could no longer remain silent after hearing about a toddler mauled by a pit bull in Caledonia. Before his son’s death, Jeff said that he used to believe that a dog’s behavior was determined by the way it was raised. He no longer believes this myth — an evil lie peddled by pit mommies online. “Believing the myth, ‘It’s not the breed, it’s all how you raise them,’ is what left us without a son,” Jeff said. He said he cannot forget how his son looked after the prolonged attack.

Another attack that occurred this year resulted in the death of a 6-year-old child. “I was an advocate for pit bulls and what happened today happened so fast that there was nothing that anyone could do,” the mother said as she cried.

For children who manage to survive the pit bull attacks, the trauma never stops. A three-year-old girl who suffered serious injuries and lost her eye after surviving a pit bull attack was booted out of a KFC after an employee told her grandmother that the child’s scars were “disturbing” other customers.

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My proposal for common sense pit bull control​

Most of us agree at this point that it’s time to come up with a permanent solution to the pit bull question. At the same time, I recognize that not everyone wants to spend their time trekking around their state looking for adoptable pit bulls to put down.

America must implement common-sense pit bull control to rid ourselves of these dogs, and I have a series of suggestions.

1.) Like we do with so many important issues, let’s look to the laws and policies of our progressive allies. Currently, there are pit bull bans in several progressive countries, such as Canada, Denmark, France, Finland, Norway, Switzerland, and several more. If those countries are smart enough to recognize the need for common sense pit bull control, then America should follow suit.

2.) We should also regulate animal shelters who are cynically using loopholes to trick people into bringing assault-style dogs into their homes.

Currently, animal shelters are overrun with pit bulls, which is understandable considering their extremely violent nature. However, shelters don’t properly inform potential adopters that these dogs are pit bulls. Instead, animal shelters will advertise a pit bull as a “lab mix” or another “mix” breed in an attempt to deceive those looking for a friendly family dog.

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Everyone should be able to agree that animal shelters that do this should be shut down and held accountable for the blood on their hands.

3.) Lastly, we need to tell Big Tech to remove pit mommy content as speedily and heavy-handedly as they deal with other kinds of misinformation identified by the White House as a health risk. Think vaccine misinfo, etc. We must also demand a highly visible pit bull warning attached to posts associated with persons identified as pit mommies or pit mommy adjacent.

How many more children must die? The time to act is yesterday.

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Replace every usage of "pitbull" with "gun" and you can see how asinine this is. It's just the gun issue but for animals. I get the whole "but they snap whenever they want" argument, but honestly, I'd be more for it if I actually saw it happen. I've had a rescue be around small dogs and he just didn't give a shit, even when said small dog would lock HIS jaw on the pit bull. The most aggression I've seen him and another rescue I've had was trying to smother or sit on the small dogs, which was barely an issue as they're small and agile enough to just move out the way. I'd be down for more controlled buying, and pretty much any puppy mill sucks dick anyways, no matter the breed. Hell, where I'm from you have to have a application submitted and be accepted to buy one, with a bunch of restrictions of where you can live, plus landlords. If it's not a pit bull crackheads will just fight German Shepards or some other big ass breed and it'd have just the same negative connotations as pits do now.
I've gotta disagree with that, chief. Guns don't go off by themselves (yes, misfires, but that's not what people have in mind when they talk about gun violence), but pitbulls do. Guns are also something you need to defend yourself from people with guns. You don't need a pitbull to defend yourself from a pitbull, you need a gun. (Funny enough)

When I go bicycling I do carry a revolver with me for use on dogs that menace me. Have never needed to fire it, but there's the option.
 
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It's a common tactic of pitnutters to compare hating pitbulls for being violent murder machines to people who hate niggers. It usually happens right after someone mentions % of pitbulls in a country vs the % of attacks they make up.

It must be purely economical reasons why these cretins want to chew on family pets and toddlers so much.
 
Why are we surprised a pit has more fatalities than other dogs, when this could just be a result of being stronger?
All these mental gymnastics for weird logic that doesn't apply anywhere else. You could say the same thing for literally every dangerous animal, but you wouldn't be making this defense for a tiger.

Yes, part of the reason shitbulls kill a lot more is because they are balls of muscle with infinite pain tolerance. Same reason tigers are dangerous and precisely why 99% of people shouldn't own either.
 
All these mental gymnastics for weird logic that doesn't apply anywhere else. You could say the same thing for literally every dangerous animal, but you wouldn't be making this defense for a tiger.

Yes, part of the reason shitbulls kill a lot more is because they are balls of muscle with infinite pain tolerance. Same reason tigers are dangerous and precisely why 99% of people shouldn't own either.
People make the same goddamn argument about way more dangerous animals and it's just okay lmao. Pits are just lumped together even though there's four goddamn separate breeds, all varing in personality types and aggression. Which breed is the most aggressive? Which breed are you people trying to or think you're referring to?

people are okay with people having much more dangerous animals because they know those people understand that risk. So why are pit bulls different? Because retards buy them and get themselves hurt by being shitty owners and not knowing the risks? It's just hilarious to me that there's a bunch of people acting like pit bulls are sharks in water when they smell blood, and it's always the same argument of "muh statistics"

It's not my or the government's responsibility to stop you from getting a 60+ pound "aggressive" dog when you have kids or a shitty place it could easily escape from. That's kinda on the owner lmao. It's just fun watching people sperg about these dogs like they're the top of the food chain.

I would bribe them with albacore tuna. Never seen a cat that could resist that.

Why do stats matter? Are you serious? Okay, I'll give you a 50% chance of dying or 1%. Which do you prefer?
This isn't that choice though lmao. The choice in reality is "there's a 13% chance some pitbull on the street will attack me if I approach, don't approach"

This isn't a life or death situation for you, or for me, it's only that serious if you're a dumbass small dog biting on a pit, or a kid playing rough and not understanding.

The choice is more "you have a 50% chance of getting bit after punching this dog, or a 1% chance it COULD snap and hurt you if you treat it indifferently"
 
People make the same goddamn argument about way more dangerous animals and it's just okay lmao.
Really? Where are all the tens of thousands of people who just have bears, lions and tigers living in residential areas? Where are the people simping for these animals? Where are the movements for them? Where are the hundreds of attacks happening by other captive predators every year?

This isn't a thing, and if it is the argument is just as stupid in that context.

Pits are just lumped together even though there's four goddamn separate breeds, all varing in personality types and aggression. Which breed is the most aggressive? Which breed are you people trying to or think you're referring to?
This a non point. If only some of the 4 breeds are responsible that means they're even more dangerous than alleged and we need to deal with those specific breeds. Otherwise we're back at square one, what's your point?

people are okay with people having much more dangerous animals because they know those people understand that risk.
lol what? Not everyone is ok with that and there's a shit ton of retards who get killed by dangerous pets every year because they think their bond with their lion is totes different than other peoples.

So why are pit bulls different? Because retards buy them and get themselves hurt by being shitty owners and not knowing the risks? It's just hilarious to me that there's a bunch of people acting like pit bulls are sharks in water when they smell blood, and it's always the same argument of "muh statistics"
What the fuck are you even trying to say?

It's not my or the government's responsibility to stop you from getting a 60+ pound "aggressive" dog when you have kids or a shitty place it could easily escape from. That's kinda on the owner lmao. It's just fun watching people sperg about these dogs like they're the top of the food chain.
stop you from getting a 60+ pound "aggressive" dog when you have kids or a shitty place it could easily escape from
a shitty place it could easily escape from
That's exactly the government's responsibility retard. No one should have to live next to some faggots who can't keep their animal from attacking anyone in the area.
 
People make the same goddamn argument about way more dangerous animals and it's just okay lmao. Pits are just lumped together even though there's four goddamn separate breeds, all varing in personality types and aggression. Which breed is the most aggressive? Which breed are you people trying to or think you're referring to?

people are okay with people having much more dangerous animals because they know those people understand that risk. So why are pit bulls different? Because retards buy them and get themselves hurt by being shitty owners and not knowing the risks? It's just hilarious to me that there's a bunch of people acting like pit bulls are sharks in water when they smell blood, and it's always the same argument of "muh statistics"

It's not my or the government's responsibility to stop you from getting a 60+ pound "aggressive" dog when you have kids or a shitty place it could easily escape from. That's kinda on the owner lmao. It's just fun watching people sperg about these dogs like they're the top of the food chain.
You want to talk about dangerous animals you shouldn't let around children lets talk about horses, I don't know anyone who's been mauled to death by any breed of dog but I knew a girl that got her face caved in by a horse. Rich people buy their kids horses and its just as irresponsible as poor people buying pitbulls as family dogs. I don't think the government has the right to determine who's capable of handling an animal but some people just ask for trouble.
 
Really? Where are all the tens of thousands of people who just have bears, lions and tigers living in residential areas? Where are the people simping for these animals? Where are the movements for them? Where are the hundreds of attacks happening by other captive predators every year?

This isn't a thing, and if it is the argument is just as stupid in that context.


This a non point. If only some of the 4 breeds are responsible that means they're even more dangerous than alleged and we need to deal with those specific breeds. Otherwise we're back at square one, what's your point?


lol what? Not everyone is ok with that and there's a shit ton of retards who get killed by dangerous pets every year because they think their bond with their lion is totes different than other peoples.


What the fuck are you even trying to say?




That's exactly the government's responsibility retard. No one should have to live next to some faggots who can't keep their animal from attacking anyone in the area.
But yet other dogs also attack in my area. And again, it's their responsibility to stop idiots buying dogs that they literally cannot stop from being bred? also, yes, let's pretend pits are the same level as bears and tigers lmao.

Please, tell me your grand solution. Please tell me how writing "no pit bulls or else jail pls" will suddenly stop all pit owners and immediately kill every pit. Again, you can't just ban guns or drugs because they'd still be produced, that's my fucking point people keep glossing over. I keep saying they aren't safe, but it's not their fault some retards abuse them into violence. Also, a pitbull ban would ban many more breeds than just pits. Also, any dog that is muscular and has a slightly squared shaped body is referred to as pits, so please, tell me how we could just make these dogs vanish from every residential area in America, as well as stopping people from just making an even more aggressive breed.
 
This isn't that choice though lmao.

People make the same goddamn argument about way more dangerous animals and it's just okay lmao.

That's kinda on the owner lmao.

You keep peppering your contributions with "lmao" like some boomer on Facebook would use the laughing-crying emoji to drive home a non-point and push an air of intellectual superiority.

If you're gonna die on a hill of retardation at least have some pertinent responses because you're coming off as someone seething because a bunch of strangers on the internet don't like your favorite breed of dog.
 
You keep peppering your contributions with "lmao" like some boomer on Facebook would use the laughing-crying emoji to drive home a non-point and push an air of intellectual superiority.

If you're gonna die on a hill of retardation at least have some pertinent responses because you're coming off as someone seething because a bunch of strangers on the internet don't like your favorite breed of dog.
They're my least favorite, and again, it's genuinely funny to me how world ending you all think they are. And again, you glossed over the one point I've been trying to make this entire time, with no response on how to actually change the stats, or how to even start getting rid of them. How many times do I need to say "they aren't safe" before you retards read it and see I'm not biased.
 
The best dog I ever had was a Pitbull/Dolbermann mix, my aunt in Florida saved him as a pup on the back roads as he was nearly starved. When my niece was a baby, he used to grab her walker with his teeth and drag her around the house. He also for some reason liked the taste for whiskey and hated black people.
 
The best dog I ever had was a Pitbull/Dolbermann mix, my aunt in Florida saved him as a pup on the back roads as he was nearly starved. When my niece was a baby, he used to grab her walker with his teeth and drag her around the house. He also for some reason liked the taste for whiskey and hated black people.
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But yet other dogs also attack in my area.
Cool, useless anecdote. No one ever said other dogs don't attack dumbass. Shitbulls just do it more and do way more damage when they do.

And again, it's their responsibility to stop idiots buying dogs that they literally cannot stop from being bred?
"Well we can't stop it 100%, might as well not even bother!"
Sure, why even have laws lmfao

also, yes, let's pretend pits are the same level as bears and tigers lmao.
I know you hate stats because numbers are too much for your pea sized brain, here's a couple fun ones.
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This is just for the US. For a similar timespan on bear attack look here. 30 fatal attacks by all species of bear from 2010-2020, in the US and Canada. So pitbulls are a much bigger deal you room temperature iq retard.

Please, tell me your grand solution. Please tell me how writing "no pit bulls or else jail pls" will suddenly stop all pit owners and immediately kill every pit. Again, you can't just ban guns or drugs because they'd still be produced, that's my fucking point people keep glossing over.
That is such a fucking retarded comparison. You can hide guns and drugs. You can't hide a dog unless you keep it locked in a closet 24/7. Also I guess you want to legalize murder and rape too?

I keep saying they aren't safe, but it's not their fault some retards abuse them into violence
And that doesn't make them any less dangerous, not my fucking problem. Also
>It'S nUtUrE nOt NaTuRe
lol sure thing

Also, a pitbull ban would ban many more breeds than just pits. Also, any dog that is muscular and has a slightly squared shaped body is referred to as pits, so please, tell me how we could just make these dogs vanish from every residential area in America, as well as stopping people from just making an even more aggressive breed.
I hate this hapless retard logic so much, you're just using at an excuse to throw your hands up and do nothing. You don't have to make every single pit vanish instantly for the ban to have an impact. And yeah, it would be somewhat complicated to clarify what breeds/mixes would be allowed, so fucking what? "Woe is me law might be complicated, might as well just let people do whatever!". Eat shit.

They're my least favorite, and again, it's genuinely funny to me how world ending you all think they are. And again, you glossed over the one point I've been trying to make this entire time, with no response on how to actually change the stats, or how to even start getting rid of them. How many times do I need to say "they aren't safe" before you retards read it and see I'm not biased.
We get what you're saying, it's just extremely retarded. Acknowledging they're dangerous but saying we shouldn't do anything unless we can figure out a 100% effective solution is something even shitbull mommies aren't dumb enough to think up.
 
Cool, useless anecdote. No one ever said other dogs don't attack dumbass. Shitbulls just do it more and do way more damage when they do.


"Well we can't stop it 100%, might as well not even bother!"
Sure, why even have laws lmfao


I know you hate stats because numbers are too much for your pea sized brain, here's a couple fun ones.
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This is just for the US. For a similar timespan on bear attack look here. 30 fatal attacks by all species of bear from 2010-2020, in the US and Canada. So pitbulls are a much bigger deal you room temperature iq retard.


That is such a fucking retarded comparison. You can hide guns and drugs. You can't hide a dog unless you keep it locked in a closet 24/7. Also I guess you want to legalize murder and rape too?


And that doesn't make them any less dangerous, not my fucking problem. Also
>It'S nUtUrE nOt NaTuRe
lol sure thing


I hate this hapless retard logic so much, you're just using at an excuse to throw your hands up and do nothing. You don't have to make every single pit vanish instantly for the ban to have an impact. And yeah, it would be somewhat complicated to clarify what breeds/mixes would be allowed, so fucking what? "Woe is me law might be complicated, might as well just let people do whatever!". Eat shit.


We get what you're saying, it's just extremely retarded. Acknowledging they're dangerous but saying we shouldn't do anything unless we can figure out a 100% effective solution is something even shitbull mommies aren't dumb enough to think up.
You're right, bro, every drug ban helped tons.

Anyways, again, you're deliberately ignoring and debasing my points based on nothing. For one, I no where mentioned stats when I was talking about bears. I meant strength, But you obviously ignored that for your own point about bear statistics. And yeah, you totally can hide dogs. My aunt had a loud ass pitbull hidden in a shit motel who hated animals. " why even have laws?" Is just strawmaning my point. I keep saying there should be restrictions. You people again, keep ignoring me saying there should be legal restrictions. Obviously not every retard will lead to a shitty pit. Just like any gun won't directly lead to criminals, so again, I don't see the point of a ban. And it's such a popular breed, again, to reiterate my point, it'd be like trying to ban fucking alcohol and being surprised there's billions of retards who won't stop drinking and partaking in it. You're ignoring how I say that yes, not every crackhead should be able to buy one. But some single dude in his 50's that's good with animals and knows the risks, sure why not? There are numerous dangerous animals where all you need to get one is a permit. Hell, some places you CAN get permits to own fucking bears. So again, why outright ban and not just restrict when there are retards that own tigers in rich ass LA neighbor hoods? That's just fine, but some dumbass dog breed should just be euthanized completely, no permit restrictions or anything even tried? Why not just add them to the list of dangerous as fuck animals you're allowed to have if you have a permit? That's what I've been saying.
 
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It's a common tactic of pitnutters to compare hating pitbulls for being violent murder machines to people who hate niggers. It usually happens right after someone mentions % of pitbulls in a country vs the % of attacks they make up.

It must be purely economical reasons why these cretins want to chew on family pets and toddlers so much.
I mean it's not my fault that both arguments immediately cause certain people to come out of the woodwork with similar types and amounts seething rage at their mere existence
 
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You want to talk about dangerous animals you shouldn't let around children lets talk about horses, I don't know anyone who's been mauled to death by any breed of dog but I knew a girl that got her face caved in by a horse. Rich people buy their kids horses and its just as irresponsible as poor people buying pitbulls as family dogs. I don't think the government has the right to determine who's capable of handling an animal but some people just ask for trouble.
Horses and cows are actually statistically the deadliest animals in the US. Yet for some reason Karens who clutch pearls about other animals that are statistically much less dangerous than horses think nothing of enrolling their kids in riding lessons and whatnot.

Even in Australia horses and cows kill more people than any other animal.
 
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Horses and cows are actually statistically the deadliest animals in the US. Yet for some reason Karens who clutch pearls about other animals that are statistically much less dangerous than horses think nothing of enrolling their kids in riding lessons and whatnot.

Even in Australia horses and cows kill more people than any other animal.
Those don't count you see because *posts cherry picked outrage bait articles and "totally real" personal anecdotes*
 
Those don't count you see because *posts cherry picked outrage bait articles and "totally real" personal anecdotes*
It's not comparable because most injuries related to cows and horses are incurred by people who choose to work with them. When horses start escaping their enclosures and mauling other peoples horses to death I'll start caring.
 
I absolutely condone killing pitbulls and Rottweilers. When I was a kid a neighbor of ours had two chained in their back yard. They’d always escape and terrorize us kids until one day I was taking some scissors over to a friends place and got attacked by one of them. I was lucky to get out with only minor injuries from a bite but the long and short of it is I stabbed the dog in the neck. If they hadn’t got rid of the other one after that I would have killed it too. Fuck pitbulls and their stupid owners.
 
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