That seems like a good way to get shot. You gotta look inconspicuous if you're gonna break into a house like 14 branchland court. Show up looking like a pizza guy, see if the door is unlocked, see if barb answers the door if you knock. Or you could enter through the backyard, you and your car wouldn't be seen on the street by anyone, however this is a lot more risky. Theres just so much more plausible deniablity by showing up legally.
Some redditards getting iced while trespassing would be the pus icing on this rot cake of a saga.
That isn't the law, though. It's just that employers are far more wary of an employee who is a potential thief than a murderer. In my younger years, I worked overnight shift at a convenience store and the second person there was often someone on work release from a prison. Some of these people were serving a sentence for killing someone. One for rape. None of them were thieves, though.
Chris job history is shady at best. From what I recall is that he was reportedly fired for his Donald Duck impersonation. I don't know how much truth there is to that but if I was hiring I wouldn't touch Chris because of his work history, challenges with connecting with co-workers or his bad habits like talking to himself. I couldn't see Chris working at McDonald's anytime soon.
Chris might say he hates Virginia but I think no matter how much he enjoys traveling to another state he'll eventually return home. He's too accustomed and the locals are, maybe not acceptable of everything he does, but he can still get out without much trouble. Unless he's banned from somewhere or causes trouble. The local goon!
has chris been in custody long enough he considers prison home?
Actually, a lot of other US states get rid of their homeless by giving them one-way tickets to California. It keeps their crime rates down, and California's crime rate is not their problem.
Except Sockness wiped his filthy hands off of Chris too...
Sockness is still trying to get with the godess. Dude still spergs about Chris on an almost daily basis when he's not talking about being a god.
What
Doesn't make his sex any less offensive...
One of the most insanly brilliant ones I saw was this. People got kicked out of an apartment. Months later when winter hit the new tennets turned on the heat and a horrible smell came out. They checked the heating ducts.
Yeah about that (Posted on the 22nd):
Remember that summer Borb and Chris stayed in Manitoba. Chris got a job as a door to door Cutco salesman, and all those teenage boys were raped?
A little off topic but holy fuck. If barb isn't there and with Chris in Area 51, that house is gonna be fucking reeking more than it already does. Virgina gets fucking hot and humid. I assume with no one there to turn on the AC its gonna be a sweltering, disgusting mess.
Sockness wanted to fuck/rape Chris in every cluttered room.....I don't even want to know the logic behind this besides Sockness in tard rage throwing Barb and Chris' collective hoards down the windows and belowing something about a Jakobian/Sonichu Hybrid Breeding 'roleplay'.
The only thing that the deep cleaning and recovery crews likely have not seen before is Chris's Freezer full of "special sauce". Which would likely be enough for them to professionally walk out and set fire to the place.
