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Strange Wilderness said:
You know whats sad? His cell in jail and possibly his room at the hospital had a toilet in it that he could see and smell at all times. He probably used it half the time he was locked up and shit himself the other half.
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Not only that but according to Chris's letter to Kengle, Chris claimed to have a bidet in his jail cell which would imply that Chris was squatting on top of his sink and letting the water spray his ass so if he did shit himself this is likely the way he cleaned himself

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Even if Chris does by some miracle live to 80 like mommie dearest. Do you think life extension technology will not only be perfected, but also made commercially available so that even a lowly white trash plebeian like Chris (who will also most likely have a criminal record to boot) will be able to get it?
 
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A Grey Cat said:
Even if Chris does by some miracle live to 80 like mommie dearest. Do you think life extension technology will not only be perfected, but also made commercially available so that even a lowly white trash plebeian like Chris (who will also most likely have a criminal record to boot) will be able to get it?
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I doubt it since a perfected life extention technology available to everyone would doom humanity unless we had some way to expand into space due to the extreme overpopulation it'd cause.

Maybe some drugs to help keep people healthier in their old age.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
I doubt it since a perfected life extention technology available to everyone would doom humanity unless we had some way to expand into space due to the extreme overpopulation it'd cause.

Maybe some drugs to help keep people healthier in their old age.
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The later definitely seems more plausible, but you know what else is a scary thought? If the former ever does become possible even if only for the right people with the right connections. Can you imagine Chris at an advanced age STILL so wrapped up in his delusions of grandeur that he'll start ranting and raving about being given access to it?

Eh maybe it's just the idea of an immortal Chris in and of itself is a scary thought . Even though there hasn't been a breakthrough in life extension beyond theories and experiments, there are so many breakthroughs in real, feasible ways to keep people alive and in impeccable shape well past their prime happening now.
 
A Grey Cat said:
Even if Chris does by some miracle live to 80 like mommie dearest. Do you think life extension technology will not only be perfected, but also made commercially available so that even a lowly white trash plebeian like Chris (who will also most likely have a criminal record to boot) will be able to get it?
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If life extension technology becomes so advanced we can push past 100 easy. Then they should have a treatment to cure autism.
 
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Why did the watchmen and other chris-gatekeepers constantly pander to his delusions by referring to him as Sonichu and acting like the dimensional merge was real? That fact alone makes it seem like they didn't care about anything but pathetic e-cred from being lolcow zookeepers. They were unable to talk him out of getting a taser for the dimensional merge because they accepted his delusions at face value.
 
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they didn't care about anything but pathetic e-cred from being lolcow zookeepers.
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You just answered your own question, it’s exactly that, weens, gatekeepers and enablers and orbiters are the unholy quartet that ruin Christory for everyone just to get their E-peen big leeching off a lolcows fame. That’s the way it’ll always be probably since Chris just gravitâtes idiots towards him so naturally through his ‘winning’ looks and personality, it’s frustrating but what can you do. *sigh*
 
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Kirby said:
Not only that but according to Chris's letter to Kengle, Chris claimed to have a bidet in his jail cell which would imply that Chris was squatting on top of his sink and letting the water spray his ass so if he did shit himself this is likely the way he cleaned himself

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You whats even more disgusting? Unless Chris was only drinking soda from the commissary and the flavorade that came with his meals; that sink is where Chris was getting his drinking water. Every time he slurped from the tap to get a drink it was from where he had washed his shit smeared ass.
 
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Consensus seems to be that some relative who could still stand Barb has took her in and cleaned up the hoard..so is it likely some ween has written to OPL
"..ha ha, all your toys are gone and the house will be next, how miserable are you Chris, how miserable ? huh, huh?"

A textual combo of ALog himself and Bluespike.
 
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SquirtingYawn said:
Why did the watchmen and other chris-gatekeepers constantly pander to his delusions by referring to him as Sonichu and acting like the dimensional merge was real? That fact alone makes it seem like they didn't care about anything but pathetic e-cred from being lolcow zookeepers. They were unable to talk him out of getting a taser for the dimensional merge because they accepted his delusions at face value.
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Ophelia said:
Because it’s basically the only way to get Chris to even listen to you. Or it seemed that way at the time.
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It's the way to open the door, talking to Chris is like negotiating with a 3 - 4 year old when they are playing make belive to get them to listen to you you have to play along with them and then start nudging or suggesting things making them thing it's there own good idea to do what you want with the minimum of fuss.

The good thing is once you get him to buy in you can continue pushing him in easy paths but try and use those same tactics for a prolonged period or to do something he really doesn't want to do you have to adjust your tactics and then keep the old ones in reserve to bring out when he starts sliding backwards.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
It's the way to open the door, talking to Chris is like negotiating with a 3 - 4 year old when they are playing make belive to get them to listen to you you have to play along with them and then start nudging or suggesting things making them thing it's there own good idea to do what you want with the minimum of fuss.

The good thing is once you get him to buy in you can continue pushing him in easy paths but try and use those same tactics for a prolonged period or to do something he really doesn't want to do you have to adjust your tactics and then keep the old ones in reserve to bring out when he starts sliding backwards.
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It's how the idea guys got Chris to do what they say in the first place. Why Chris' parents didn't do this I don't know.
 
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