Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[T.J. O'Pootertoot]

Where does she get her commercial modelling tips from? Old Americas Next Top Model episodes? Not the horse kicks but those daft facial expressions and laughing at nothing.

Her "modeling" reminds me of those old ads for Barbizon or Casablanca Modeling School ("Want to be a model (or just look like one)?") or the JC Penney catalog in the 80s. Super outdated and silly, like pretending to look at your watch or walking with a book on your head. I especially hate the moments when she's "feeling herself" and mouths BOOM, BOOM, BOOM while she swings her ass around.

First off the comments that made her go insane aren't even bad things for the most part:
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What does the music in this clip have to do with the content? I don't get it.

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Imagine holding something this big in your hands and knowing it is a garment for yourself. That massive I'm Fat, Let's Party shirt is another good example. If that alone doesn't inspire change, nothing will.

 

[Coom Cruiser]

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Why are her shoulders at her ears? This is the strangest dress— it gives her a hunchback but the placing of the elastic waist makes her bust look relatively tiny until boom! Parachute deployed!View attachment 3210233
She looks like a collapsed puppet.

Not only is that pink thing horrible on her, I have two small theories:

1. When sat down facing a camera directly she will stick her neck out to help ease the illusion of being a thumb in a wig. Classic fat bitch trickery. You fool no one.

2. When a person is THAT fat their body completely changes shape depending if sitting vs. standing. If stood up gravity pulls all the fat around her skeleton down. When sat down, her shelf ass pushes all that fat up, and with less and less skin to occupy, it gets pushed up her back like a humpback of lard.

At this point the next stage is gonna be lymphodema. Then she'll be truly fucked.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[BitterPill]

Where does she get her commercial modelling tips from? Old Americas Next Top Model episodes? Not the horse kicks but those daft facial expressions and laughing at nothing.

She got them from whoever casts the Sears catalog models

 

[OttoWest]

“A little bit big in the waist”

(X)

There’s a difference between something NOT FITTING and a garment being too big. Anna inevitably is the former not the latter. I’m not sure they’ve even made the garment “too big” for this woman, and it ain’t gonna be a pair of spandex leggings with the capacity to tarp a space shuttle.

 

[PBR Streetgang]

Her "modeling" reminds me of those old ads for Barbizon or Casablanca Modeling School ("Want to be a model (or just look like one)?") or the JC Penney catalog in the 80s. Super outdated and silly, like pretending to look at your watch or walking with a book on your head. I especially hate the moments when she's "feeling herself" and mouths BOOM, BOOM, BOOM while she swings her ass around.

What does the music in this clip have to do with the content? I don't get it.


Imagine holding something this big in your hands and knowing it is a garment for yourself. That massive I'm Fat, Let's Party shirt is another good example. If that alone doesn't inspire change, nothing will.

The "sexy ingenue editorial expression" attempts will never stop. How do I know? Four words-
Blue Steel Easter Bunny.
This is a grown woman in Easter bunny makeup with an entire grandma swimming cap and door wreath worth of flowers AND bunny ears on her head.... trying to do the "lithe 17 year old Vogue Italia model caught scampering through a walled garden in a ball gown" face.

 

[wellthen]

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So she congratulated Emely because she's trying to turn her pr box into a sponsorship. Being her friend must be miserable, I can see why curve model tagged out

 

[No Thank You]

How can they be big in the waist when they're too small for your legs?

Spoiler: gross

Those pants are obviously stretched to their limit and they still can't make it up the past couple of inches of her thigh to really cover her crotch. I'm surprised they didn't rip in the video.

 

[8008135]

Anna's insistence on saying things are "too big" when they barely fit or are clearly too fucking small is just so goddamn pants-on-head retarded.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Total $110

Lane Bryant LIVI High-Rise Seamless 7/8 Active Tights $60
Lane BryantLIVI Low-Impact Zoned Seamless Sport Bra $50

 

[M.T. Graves]

Now when she says they pass the squat test and aren’t see thru in a low squat, she means you can’t see her vagina when she dropped a handful of Cheetos under her fridge and she scrambled to get them. Right?

 

[HamFan]

Am I the only one that noticed her nipples?
That pattern is stretched beyond recognition.

 

[Gramlol]

She got them from whoever casts the Sears catalog models

As someone who wasn't alive yet in that era, I feel like I'm learning a lot about 80s tween cultural trends from Anna.

 

[High Hedgie]

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Total $110
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Lane Bryant LIVI High-Rise Seamless 7/8 Active Tights $60
Lane BryantLIVI Low-Impact Zoned Seamless Sport Bra $50

Does she have the bra on inside out? There seems to be a lot of detail on hers that isn't on the original. And it shows how ill fitting it is with the pattern and color distortion. Too big my ass.

 

[Programmer Socks]

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Low squat? Anna probably has to shit standing up and shower herself to get cleaned up afterwards. No way is she approaching anything even vaguely similar to a "low squat". Next she will tell us she is deadlifting and doing pullups. Her delusions and coping mechanisms are becoming more far-fetched every day.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Idk if America is just fucking expensive or if I am just cheap-ass broke bitch for thinking that anything made in a sweat shop (even PLUS SIZE) should not cost more than 15 bucks max but damn most of these prices of the clothing she buys are fucking high.

Anna is one of the last people on earth who should wear spandex. I can only imagine the smell of her neither region. Must be lots of itching/burning going on down there, too. She should really only wear big cotton granny panties and maxi dresses. And a fucking custom bra and a cardigan, gdi.

 

[Pippeyy]

Does she have the bra on inside out? There seems to be a lot of detail on hers that isn't on the original. And it shows how ill fitting it is with the pattern and color distortion. Too big my ass.

It is inside out. What a professional influencer she is. She was absolutely half in the bag when she filmed this

 

[Wonder dong]

Her fat stomach, droopy potato tits, and side tit rolls are eating the bottom band of that top.

 

[Free the Pedos]

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Total $110
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Lane Bryant LIVI High-Rise Seamless 7/8 Active Tights $60
Lane BryantLIVI Low-Impact Zoned Seamless Sport Bra $50

“Perfect for and so comfortable.”

 

[hall&oates]

Captain Obvious here: she would absolutely destroy her knees if she attempted a proper squat. Then again, she must be desensitised to the aches and pains of being super morbidly obese, so I wouldn’t put it past her to try. I imagine she does maybe 10 squats max in her “workouts” and feels like a #girlboss. I wish her well with her inevitable osteoarthritis