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Yoo hoo, Jonnyboy!
Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion
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lmfao
it's fine to go to stuff alone. the problem is that she presents herself as a social butterfly which makes it sad. she's inauthentic and it's too obvious.
i feel like austin isn't her home. there isn't a connection. she treats it the same way she does her vacations, just doing touristy things. she seems more at home on a trip to disney tbh.
I don't think she'd feel at home anywhere, tbh. She is larping at being a functioning person. This whole menstruals thing is something I've never heard her mention before. Her periods must be so irregular that it's a cause for celebration of relative normalcy in her life. Unless.... she is just flat out lying, saw some videos on how cramps are treated and then did a dramatic recreation for views??
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Might just be a reason to have an excuse for lying on the couch eating DoorDash, drinking, watching Hallmark movies, and harassing Jon. Women who use 'my period!!?!!!' as a reason to act like whiny screamy children for a couple of days because #justgirlthings are the fkn worst, they make all women look bad.
If she drinks constantly, which her shaky hands have reasonably led some some kiwis better versed in what alcohol dependence looks like to suspect, wouldn't that make her hungover all the time? How do alcoholics deal with that? 24/7 hair of the dog?
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somewhat think it's a way to declare her feminity since ppl claim she looks man-ish, but also to let ppl know that she has normal bodily functions, so everything's fine. esp since she said she never went to the dr back when she was having a bad sinus infection* i assume ppl were prob questioning her overall health like damn you mean never get pelvic exams and such? you sure you're ok?
*downward health spiral
beanbag in a hurry
Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
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Oh god, yuck.
Can't upload gif to this piece of site at the moment but here, a particularly gross moment.
Hey, Anna! Ya missed a boob!
At around 03:10 she says she wants to wear that swimsuit as a shirt with jeans.
Yeah, you do that, gorl. The yeast infection that's going to give you will be the event of its lifetime for your vagina.
Can't upload gif to this piece of site at the moment but here, a particularly gross moment.
Hey, Anna! Ya missed a boob!
At around 03:10 she says she wants to wear that swimsuit as a shirt with jeans.
Yeah, you do that, gorl. The yeast infection that's going to give you will be the event of its lifetime for your vagina.
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It's like when she wears lingerie as a 'man trap', ogles fit guys as if she had a shot, and pretends she goes on online dates (or acts like it). Like it's just.. not true. She tries very hard to fit in, which in a mid 30s person shows arrested development
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Just watched the swim wear haul and have some questions:
1. Would people who know about hair extentions explain to me why when she shows her trying on the bathing suits her extensions are in and when she is sitting talking about the suit no extensions? I thought they were sewn in. so not removable like hair clips.
2. Where is sexualised Anna coming from? There were quit a few sex based comments made by her. Well by Anna's standard of sex talk. Who is she trying to show she is a furtile sexual being to? Jon?
3. Anna actually is starting to wear clothing that fits. Who was sucessful in getting her to start buying her true size? When she wears her true size she does not look that awful dressed. Some actually look decent on her.
1. Would people who know about hair extentions explain to me why when she shows her trying on the bathing suits her extensions are in and when she is sitting talking about the suit no extensions? I thought they were sewn in. so not removable like hair clips.
2. Where is sexualised Anna coming from? There were quit a few sex based comments made by her. Well by Anna's standard of sex talk. Who is she trying to show she is a furtile sexual being to? Jon?
3. Anna actually is starting to wear clothing that fits. Who was sucessful in getting her to start buying her true size? When she wears her true size she does not look that awful dressed. Some actually look decent on her.
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I don’t know much about extensions but hers were most definitely sewn in, from her stylists’s info, and also the chicken nuggies video series you can see the threads.
That said, Anna regularly shoots the standing and sitting portions of her videos at different times. It’s totally possible she shot the suits on one day, had the extensions removed, and talked about it the next day, after she finally caught her breath.
Going back to Coachella, Anna posted a TikTok (reel?) of things people said to her while she was there, and they were all weight related. I think those ridiculous shirts back fired big time.
Also going back to annasexual. I haven't watched the video, but if jon is filming her, and has been a pretty constant presence in her life she's probably developed a healthy crush on him. And he probably feeds into it as a paid employee who has to be at the very least cordial with his boss. Sexualizing her self in front of him and making period comments is probably her way of flirting
Also going back to annasexual. I haven't watched the video, but if jon is filming her, and has been a pretty constant presence in her life she's probably developed a healthy crush on him. And he probably feeds into it as a paid employee who has to be at the very least cordial with his boss. Sexualizing her self in front of him and making period comments is probably her way of flirting
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I wonder if Emely started icing her out, it’s unlike Anna to promote anyone other than herself. This reeks of a desperate attempt to suck Emely back into her Orbit. She’s definitely seething with jealousy and probably chugging Jameson behind the scenes to cope.
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Most alcoholics I've known no longer get hangovers. Of course due to alcohol fucking up sleep architecture and the untreated sleep apnea she likely has, she probably feels pretty shitty every morning but chronic tiredness due to poor sleep generally doesn't feel as bad as a hangover.
I Smell Burnt Toast...
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She...is...HUGE!!! She has literally become a massive blob.
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What the hell is she wearing? What is that? It’s like a cupcake liner. X100.
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First off the comments that made her go insane aren't even bad things for the most part:
Recap:
Total $1,109
Look 1 $150
Wray NYC Sport Bikini Top $75
Wray NYC Sport Bikini Bottom $75
Look 2 $50
Swimwear - Suit - Wax on, Wax off $50
Look 3 $122
Lane Bryant Underwire Plunge Keyhole Swim Bikini Top $69
Lane Bryant Swim Brief Skirt $53
Look 4 $65
Rebdolls Jade High Waist Swim Bottom - Neon Orange $35
Rebdolls Vitamin C Tank Bikini Top $30
Look 5 $133
Lime Ricki Black/Abstract Reversible Ultra High-Waist Bottom $53
Lime Ricki Abstract Shoulder-Tie Crop Top $80
Look 6 $50
Old Navy Printed Oranges Bandeau Swim Top $25
Old Navy Printed Oranges High-Rise Classic Bikini Swim Bottoms $25
Look 7 $316
Night Dive Mint Top $79
Night Dive Mint Bottom $79
Night Dive Neon Pink Top $79
Night Dive Neon Pink Bottom $79
Look 8 $133
(Anna states she is wearing this suit in a different color, but the bottoms dont seem the same unless they are THAT altered by her size)
Lands End Women's Plus Size Chlorine Resistant Twist Front Underwire Bikini Top Swimsuit Adjustable Straps $73
Lands End Women's Plus Size Chlorine Resistant Twist Front Retro High Waisted Bikini Bottoms $60
Recap:
Total $1,109
Look 1 $150
Wray NYC Sport Bikini Top $75
Wray NYC Sport Bikini Bottom $75
Look 2 $50
Swimwear - Suit - Wax on, Wax off $50
Look 3 $122
Lane Bryant Underwire Plunge Keyhole Swim Bikini Top $69
Lane Bryant Swim Brief Skirt $53
Look 4 $65
Rebdolls Jade High Waist Swim Bottom - Neon Orange $35
Rebdolls Vitamin C Tank Bikini Top $30
Look 5 $133
Lime Ricki Black/Abstract Reversible Ultra High-Waist Bottom $53
Lime Ricki Abstract Shoulder-Tie Crop Top $80
Look 6 $50
Old Navy Printed Oranges Bandeau Swim Top $25
Old Navy Printed Oranges High-Rise Classic Bikini Swim Bottoms $25
Look 7 $316
Night Dive Mint Top $79
Night Dive Mint Bottom $79
Night Dive Neon Pink Top $79
Night Dive Neon Pink Bottom $79
Look 8 $133
(Anna states she is wearing this suit in a different color, but the bottoms dont seem the same unless they are THAT altered by her size)
Lands End Women's Plus Size Chlorine Resistant Twist Front Underwire Bikini Top Swimsuit Adjustable Straps $73
Lands End Women's Plus Size Chlorine Resistant Twist Front Retro High Waisted Bikini Bottoms $60
Crepidodera fulvicornis
She's exactly like a watermelon, big and round
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Yup, those feet can't move.
Can't even straighten them during horse kick, but keep them parallel to the floor
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Has this bitch never heard of a one piece? Ok she had ONE but bruh…
That being said the extensions look better than her short hair, frames her face so it doesn’t look so thumb-ish.
Those legs are just wow
She should be wearing compression wraps on them every day.
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Why are her shoulders at her ears? This is the strangest dress— it gives her a hunchback but the placing of the elastic waist makes her bust look relatively tiny until boom! Parachute deployed!
She looks like a collapsed puppet.
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1. I really like that Old Navy suit with the oranges.
2. It drives me nuts when she doesn't adjust her clothes to fit her misshapen lumps. The tops riding up in the back are so unflattering to both her and the suit. She's going to all the trouble to get them and try them on, why can she not take a few seconds to pull them down to cover up her back fat and/or adjust her tits so they don't look so saggy and squashed. She's a grown woman, not a troon, and she should know how to do these things by now.
(Yes I know, Anna is grotesquely obese and no bathing suit will ever look flattering on her but she could at least TRY.)
2. It drives me nuts when she doesn't adjust her clothes to fit her misshapen lumps. The tops riding up in the back are so unflattering to both her and the suit. She's going to all the trouble to get them and try them on, why can she not take a few seconds to pull them down to cover up her back fat and/or adjust her tits so they don't look so saggy and squashed. She's a grown woman, not a troon, and she should know how to do these things by now.
(Yes I know, Anna is grotesquely obese and no bathing suit will ever look flattering on her but she could at least TRY.)
Where does she get her commercial modelling tips from? Old Americas Next Top Model episodes? Not the horse kicks but those daft facial expressions and laughing at nothing.