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[Kuritan Deplorable]

Jack maybe a closeted Fag, but I don't think he's a kid toucher.

Junior yes most definitely.

I'm not even quite sold on Junior yet. I think its less pedophilia and more a complete lack of mental maturity. He's not preying down so much as he's still in the mindset of a 16 year old who genuinely sees other children as his peers.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

I'm not even quite sold on Junior yet. I think its less pedophilia and more a complete lack of mental maturity. He's not preying down so much as he's still in the mindset of a 16 year old who genuinely sees other children as his peers.

Like father, like son. Both man-children in a stage of permanent adolescence. He never really had a chance with the fat man as his primary adult male role model.

 

[desudesu]

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Tammy Jr update: still fat

The morph to Big T is near complete. The wendigo needs the cycle to be sustained.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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Tammy Jr update: still fat

She really was porky in the Christmas pictures they had. I mean she's been steadily ballooning up due to all the crap food that they eat.

I doubt Jr knows how to cook and I'd be surprised if Tammy Jr was accomplished in that either.

I'm not even quite sold on Junior yet. I think its less pedophilia and more a complete lack of mental maturity. He's not preying down so much as he's still in the mindset of a 16 year old who genuinely sees other children as his peers.

Nah, I'm sure that Jr likes children. I mean why did he marry Tammy Jr when she was so young?

 

[Quixotic Man]

If you had to support a deadbeat husband with an awful temper and delusions of grandeur, you would stress eat too.

 

[Aaway]

Like father, like son. Both man-children in a stage of permanent adolescence. He never really had a chance with the fat man as his primary adult male role model.

garrett wins

 

[Bassomatic]

Tam Jr, made her bed and apparently, ate it too. I really felt pity for her at the start and even was able to look past the Q shit since it seems like she's probably shy isolated and the murder church was her social setting so you could picture if that's the only people you're around giving into it or falling for it, for either desire to fit in or because you don't know better.

To be honest I'm just jealous, as a hater, I sure wish I married first girl who looked at me. Heck, Jr's probably pounding her right now as I type this... I mean he's hitting her, not sex.

My guess she's got some student loans and 7-11 is the extra money and jr probably blows it all on nerf or other things, and she's trying to do college and live with her retarded man child husband, lot of people get the "freshman 15" during college... I lost weight because I was so busy in school, and had a diet of Wawa meatball subs and PBR. Most of the time, I had to choose one or the other and I mean, beer is kinda like bread... and breads a food.

When you are young you can get away with that shit, if you balloon in your 20s really are stuffing yourself and need to break those habits ASAP. Jrs always been a bit chunky and his CURLZ for GURLZ lifting isn't enough as we all see.

They are adults and broke free of the messed up homes they came from, so I guess maybe I'm just a soft old fag to feel any pity (also if they became super happy/healthy and successful sr. Would SEETHE and that's always adorable) but they are fair game to laugh at.

Also I wonder how their dogs are doing, you know Bri, is doing all the upkeep. Manchild husband puppies college all at once wew.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

God damn she's aged a decade in a year. She didn't hit the wall, Junior slammed her through it.

Seriously, they are doing their fucking best to look like a loveless married couple in their mid 40's. Guy even looks like MovieBob, to keep that asshole aesthetic going on lol!

I say it a lot, but it's the blubber. Overeat enough and you can easily look some decades older than you really are!

If you had to support a deadbeat husband with an awful temper and delusions of grandeur, you would stress eat too.

I feel sorry for her, having to put up with Fatso Jack the Second. Except he's even more of a manbaby and his interest lies in shitty music, not shitty cooking, and he seems to be a very aggressive person in regards to disagreements. I seriously have no idea why this guy won't try and get in trades instead of wasting away on a gas station bathroom!

I'm not even quite sold on Junior yet. I think its less pedophilia and more a complete lack of mental maturity. He's not preying down so much as he's still in the mindset of a 16 year old who genuinely sees other children as his peers.

Some people have youthful spirits, having a young man's tastes but the maturity to deal with adult life, and some are manbabies. Junior and Fatso Jack himself are the latter, both are seriously petty retards with an unhealthy obsession about what "The Haters" think of their dead online careers, seriously unable to care about their own home turf other than being abusive assholes when things don't go their way. These guys are just lucky enough that the potential headaches of kicking them to the curb are potentially higher than simply putting up with their shit!

 

[AnOminous]

But what would a good Christian man like Mushbrain be doing doing to a Breasterant like Twin Peaks? Is he trying to pretend like he's not a massive faggot?

He only claims to be a Christian, despite attending a murder church until whatever he attends now. His continual price-whining suggests he belongs to an entirely different Abrahamic religion, though.

 

[captkrisma]

He only claims to be a Christian, despite attending a murder church until whatever he attends now. His continual price-whining suggests he belongs to an entirely different Abrahamic religion, though.

To be fair, Jesus was of the same religion. Also strange how Jack traded murder for bigotry.

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

Another Eye to Eye has dropped just in time for Easter! Well, Orthodox Easter, but that's close enough, right? Darrell confirmed that this was filmed on Good Friday, so it only took Fat Jack a little over a week to upload this unedited snoozefest.

So who is "God's Elect" according to Darrell?

Christians, people who accept Jesus, the body of Christ, Jews who accept Jesus (lol what?*), and, according to Jack, people who worship. Presumably he means worship the Christian God, but he doesn't actually specify. Good news for the Odinists, I guess.

Oh, Jack does double down in this one that this dazzling duo of theological brilliance is open to ALL questions from ANYONE if you email him at EyeToEyeEmail@Gmail.com.

Until next time!

*Upon further review, Messianic Judaism is a real thing, thanks @Bassomatic for the heads-up!

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

I think my favorite thing about these videos is the way the full bio of Jack's gay crush co-host cuts off in the description and it just says "Darrell Bell has been driving a truck for 40+ years", as if that's a thing that has any relation to the topic at hand.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

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I think my favorite thing about these videos is the way the full bio of Jack's gay crush co-host cuts off in the description and it just says "Darrell Bell has been driving a truck for 40+ years", as if that's a thing that has any relation to the topic at hand.

Cuz it means he's a salt 'o the earth, red-blooded, Murrican trucker and not some commie theologian.

 

[DX10]

I don't know why but that truncated description has me proper creasing. Just so fucking irrelevant and funny as a result.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

This is Darrell Bell in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there...

...When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Darrell Bell always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Darrell?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express here now and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightning's crashin' and the thunder's rollin' and the rain's coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what old Darrell Bell does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Darrell Bell just looks that big old storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

 

[captkrisma]

It should be noted that anyone stating "I believe these are God's chosen people" without proof is considered a false prophet by biblical definition and thus an abomination in the eyes of God.

Jer 23:16
Rom 16:18
Deut 18:20

 

[Bassomatic]

@Jack of the Lantern there is a sect of Judaism that does see Christ as the Messiah. It's very strange and I'm far from well versed in it. I had a study buddy and she was part of it. Sadly I can't expand much more messiahinc Jew if you wanted to google.

There's no way Jack is aware of that or them tho. Frankly I would not put it past him that Jesus is the only god (not as in a theological way) but his us v them you have those stupid A Rabs who like the towel wearing guy and real god worshippers. Outside of that it's all just fuzzy to him.

I had another one of those moments where lol cows effect real life. Mrs basso's is babysitting a cousins kid. Adorable little runt. She had that god awful CGI micky mouse show on and bouncing her on her knee. Since the little one is very social (she's sub 2 YO) I joined em and was shoveling left overs down before I had a meeting.

I felt awful watching cartoons for babies and using a fork like a trench digging tool getting left over chicken in me. This is how Jack spends his days. What a fucking awful existance and it's what he chooses. The man ain't right, or straight but I digress.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

@Jack of the Lantern there is a sect of Judaism that does see Christ as the Messiah. It's very strange and I'm far from well versed in it. I had a study buddy and she was part of it. Sadly I can't expand much more messiahinc Jew if you wanted to google.

There's no way Jack is aware of that or them tho. Frankly I would not put it past him that Jesus is the only god (not as in a theological way) but his us v them you have those stupid A Rabs who like the towel wearing guy and real god worshippers. Outside of that it's all just fuzzy to him.

I had another one of those moments where lol cows effect real life. Mrs basso's is babysitting a cousins kid. Adorable little runt. She had that god awful CGI micky mouse show on and bouncing her on her knee. Since the little one is very social (she's sub 2 YO) I joined em and was shoveling left overs down before I had a meeting.

I felt awful watching cartoons for babies and using a fork like a trench digging tool getting left over chicken in me. This is how Jack spends his days. What a fucking awful existance and it's what he chooses. The man ain't right, or straight but I digress.

They're Messianic Jews and a lot of them give the impression of being self-hating Jews. They tend to rub shoulders with Evangelicals as their "Jewish best friends."

 

[Kosher Salt]

I'm not even quite sold on Junior yet. I think its less pedophilia and more a complete lack of mental maturity. He's not preying down so much as he's still in the mindset of a 16 year old who genuinely sees other children as his peers.

Seeing kids as "peers" doesn't make a pedo any less a pedo.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Having a cheery, normal track playing over Jack's narration really emphasizes how inarticulate and slurry he is.