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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
They're back at the fixing shit up grift

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Let's see what we have here

Lining up a door frame eh?
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Wait the top piece isn't lined up with the side, need to readjust those...
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Ah fuck it just bash it in with a hammer, no way that damaged anything
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They're back at the fixing shit up grift

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Let's see what we have here

Lining up a door frame eh?
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Wait the top piece isn't lined up with the side, need to readjust those...
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Ah fuck it just bash it in with a hammer, no way that damaged anything
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I've never seen a contractor carrying a firearm while they worked on my house or anywhere else. Why would you carry extra weight while working? If you need to defend yourself you've got fucking power tools and other dangerous things.
 
Zooming in on the 2nd photo to the one on the left where he's busy bashing it in with a hammer in the 3rd photo he has most definitely marked the wood. Quality work there Phil.

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I have never done any sort of remodeling, and I know not to do this.

And if for some reason I did find it necessary, I would grab the rubber mallet.
 
Just to note a $140 sander from Amazon is not professional equipment. It might be fine for light duty on you home remodel, but a true professional piece of kit is 500+.
Yeah, it's an it'll do the job for an hour before you put it away and never use it again level piece of kit. That's assuming it isn't Chinese crap that'll burn your house down as soon as you start it up of course.
 
everyone forgot Mode_View.
Well that Fat, small dicked Kevin grooming victim who constantly flip flopped on trooning out has been privated (I assume he still is, have not checked) on twitter for well over a year and was never interesting enough for any Kiwi to ever set up an infiltrator account so it is no wonder everyone forgot about him
 
I've never seen a contractor carrying a firearm while they worked on my house or anywhere else. Why would you carry extra weight while working? If you need to defend yourself you've got fucking power tools and other dangerous things.
Transfolx are literally being genocided in U.S. streets every hour you fucking unqueer cismenace, yet you expect them to go unarmed anywhere? Phil didn't even put down the guns while dropping off a junkyard charitable gifts to the Lakota reservation, but you think him safe during botched home remodeling jobs?
 
I had to hand cut paper the other day and these guys are making me feel great about my own job.
I've never seen a contractor carrying a firearm while they worked on my house or anywhere else. Why would you carry extra weight while working? If you need to defend yourself you've got fucking power tools and other dangerous things.
I didn't even notice that, holy shit :stress: Phil will hear a noise and then end up shooting a mouse, and a mouse sized hole for more mice to come through.
In making lists of the KGIU, everyone forgot Mode_View.
I don't know if Mode remembers himself. He's probably standing around his house wondering about himself before he remembers that yes, he is himself.
 
They're back at the fixing shit up grift

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Let's see what we have here

Lining up a door frame eh?
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Wait the top piece isn't lined up with the side, need to readjust those...
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Ah fuck it just bash it in with a hammer, no way that damaged anything
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Oh for fuck's sake he's installing the header INSIDE the studs instead of on top. Anyone who hires these morons deserves what they get.
 
Can someone who specializes in equine dentistry please tell me what the fuck is going on here? Is this just simple neglect or does estrogen abuse straight up necrotize your gum tissue?

Looks like receding gums due to gingivitis and an abscess/ cavity on the upper part of the teeth due to not brushing along the gumline!
 
Isn't it gingivitis?
Maybe Phil shares the same refined tastes as Jen the Loathsome Dungeatter...

Attract some techy troons from California with high paid jobs that allow them to work remotely. Buy a starlink dish so they can work and pay rent. Sit back and tend your alpaca.
I thought about this too but realized it would never work.
Say you are a successful man who trooned out, why the fuck would you want to live in a shoe box with shit internet, spotty power and worst of all, Kevin.

Even if your a wealthy troon who can manage to survive without 24/7 takeout and wanted to live in the out doors, for the money the ranch needs (1000 bux a month is Kevin’s rent) city slickers would expect there own room and bed along with some actual nice scenery to go trekking on.

Honestly the ranch house is just too small, they are doomed to fail, no one want to break their back working for them whiles living in an RV or “the cottage” whiles Kevvie gets to play with his stuffed dinosaurs and transformers in-front of his gaming computer.
 
The full tweet and photo from the Penny teeth update mentioned earlier: [A]
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Also, love the new poll. Imagine stumbling across this having no background information whatsoever, yet all of us KGIU followers know exactly who’s who and what the origins of their given names are :story: I truly forgot just how much lore the KGIU has, it’s comparable to a soap opera in every way.
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Also, I love how everyone but Kevin is referred to by a nickname or a joke (except for Fanny Traggot, but his name is the joke in this case). He’s just Kevin.
 
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