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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 54 45.8%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 10.2%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 52 44.1%

  • Total voters
    118
I'm supposed to believe the nigger below had a serious coke habit?
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Only thing this nerd was mainlining was Coca-Cola. That house don't scream well off either
 
I'm supposed to believe the nigger below had a serious coke habit?
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Only thing this nerd was mainlining was Coca-Cola. That house don't scream well off either

Come on man. Didn't your mansion have a hammer stuck in the kitchen wall? That's high society right there. The only thing that picture is missing is a can of beer full of tobacco spit.
 
I don't think that Ralph's family was ever rich, judging by their crack shack with holes in the walls, but Nick Rekieta recently said that Ralph told him he made something like $20,000 a month during the height of his show. Might not be true, but I do believe that at some point Ralph was raking in a ton of cash, back when Jim was still a regular guest. I don't doubt that instead of saving the money to buy himself a nice house and put it into savings for the future, he blew it all on cocaine and booze. The money is gone and he must have spent it on something.

Chantal also claims to make $20,000 a month during the height of her channel and yet she also lives in a rented apartment with a roommate, she blows all of her money on food and tent sized clothing and useless trinkets and also... cocaine. It's just absolutely insane to me how bad lolcows are at managing their money. They spend everything that they make immediately instead of saving up for when their careers are inevitably going to crash, which is currently happening to Ralph. Their lack of impulse control and their desire to flaunt their wealth through stupid purchases is just baffling to me.

Ralph, your income will soon be laid bare when the child support saga starts and Mister Vickers will no doubt let us all know exactly how poor you really are. Maybe stop lying about things now to save yourself the embarrassment... or I guess brag while you still can.
 
I don't think that Ralph's family was ever rich, judging by their crack shack with holes in the walls, but Nick Rekieta recently said that Ralph told him he made something like $20,000 a month during the height of his show. Might not be true, but I do believe that at some point Ralph was raking in a ton of cash, back when Jim was still a regular guest. I don't doubt that instead of saving the money to buy himself a nice house and put it into savings for the future, he blew it all on cocaine and booze. The money is gone and he must have spent it on something.

Chantal also claims to make $20,000 a month during the height of her channel and yet she also lives in a rented apartment with a roommate, she blows all of her money on food and tent sized clothing and useless trinkets and also... cocaine. It's just absolutely insane to me how bad lolcows are at managing their money. They spend everything that they make immediately instead of saving up for when their careers are inevitably going to crash, which is currently happening to Ralph. Their lack of impulse control and their desire to flaunt their wealth through stupid purchases is just baffling to me.

Ralph, your income will soon be laid bare when the child support saga starts and Mister Vickers will no doubt let us all know exactly how poor you really are. Maybe stop lying about things now to save yourself the embarrassment... or I guess brag while you still can.
These efamous people remind me of sports ball niggas. They think the gravy train will never stop and couldn't plan a kids birthday party nevermind the next 40+ years of their life.
They'll hire their childhood friend to be their money manager who couldn't manage a fucking lemonade stand.
They'll have an Entourage who ride around in 10 Cadillac Escalade a on 22 inch wheels everywhere.
Then reality hurts and they get cut or hurt or they're done by 32 and broke as shit.
Many such cases.
 
Why is this photo so uncanny valley-like?
I guess it's the grown-up people clothes on a baby, but I'm thinking it's more to do with it looking non-binary, or something a flamboyant homo would wear.
Imagine going for this look over a smol dress or something.
May really is already turning her into a strange genderless creature.
 
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Come on man. Didn't your mansion have a hammer stuck in the kitchen wall? That's high society right there. The only thing that picture is missing is a can of beer full of tobacco spit.
I like the bare light bulb in the living room too. Sandra only hired the best interior designers with that six figure income.
 
Why is this photo so uncanny valley-like?
I guess it's the grown-up people clothes on a baby, but I'm thinking it's more to do with it looking non-binary, or something a flamboyant homo would wear.
Imagine going for this look over a smol dress or something.
May really is already turning her into a strange genderless creature.
For me it's the skinny jeans (I bet those are fun to put on a wriggly baby) and her being so unhappy for the camera. I guess she's still too young for a social smile, but still.
 
For me it's the skinny jeans (I bet those are fun to put on a wriggly baby) and her being so unhappy for the camera. I guess she's still too young for a social smile, but still.
The stupid looking headbands don’t help. Babies hate those things and I think it looks retarded on newborns. It seems to be a thing with mothers very concerned about making sure you know their newborn is a girl.

She is an unfortunate and unhappy looking baby, but what else could you expect given her circumstances.
 
Why is this photo so uncanny valley-like?
I guess it's the grown-up people clothes on a baby, but I'm thinking it's more to do with it looking non-binary, or something a flamboyant homo would wear.
Imagine going for this look over a smol dress or something.
May really is already turning her into a strange genderless creature.
It’s because that baby is one ugly ass nigga
 
has anyone tried to dox where he went to high school and contact some of his old class mates? there must be some fun stories to tell.
I’d bet he was a barely noticed, poor, fat white trash kid. Half the student would probably would be shocked to learn he was even in their graduating class.
 
I’d bet he was a barely noticed, poor, fat white trash kid. Half the student would probably would be shocked to learn he was even in their graduating class.
Probably alogged irl constantly by teachers and students
This poor fucking thing , ralph I honestly hope you burn in hell forever for this and I know it feels and will feel the same gunt
 
I'm supposed to believe the nigger below had a serious coke habit?
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Only thing this nerd was mainlining was Coca-Cola. That house don't scream well off either
There is a hole in the wall in the background. They ain't rich. Ralph clearly is new to having money, hence he's a complete mess
 
I’d bet he was a barely noticed, poor, fat white trash kid. Half the student would probably would be shocked to learn he was even in their graduating class.
This is the real reason he doesn’t move back to West Memphis. Most of the folks he went to school with still live there and none of them are going to buy his “Internet Tough Guy” persona.
 
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