🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MediocreMilt]

He seems to have some type of delusion about shared custody, enough where he would be able to brainwash and poison the kid against the Vickers, zero regard for the mental wellbeing of the child, only interested in correcting the record with his own version of reality.

I'd just love to be a fly on the wall if Ralph were to secure custody when Xander is five years old and he asks Daddy to put on a Disney movie. And to call him Xander because everyone does.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

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We just had another court document released where ralph he doesn't care about xander wtf

 

[HackerX]

i always get a latte fuck the haters #ralphamale

(or a flat white)

(my coffee is 90% milk which is why it tastes good)

That's a milkshake, not a coffee

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Continuously violating the restraining orders that the Vickers have against him will surely help him in family court. Ralph, dude, if the Vickers don't want you to see Xander then you won't. You have basically no chance to win this with your criminal record and your racist podcast and your history with Faith. The only thing you could hope for is the Vickers agreeing to let you see him, which they won't if you continue to snap back at them. You put yourself into a position where you have to take Vickers dick up your ass and accept it, or you never get to see Xander.

He doesn’t, it’s just online posturing and profound disappointment reroll failed. In his retarded filing he even says he’s got his new feeayncee and baby to concentrate on now so gives no fucks.

We just had another court document released where ralph he doesn't care about xander wtf

Exactly, like an utter retard he tells the judge about the latest woman he got pregnant just months after abandoning the teenage mom of his son.

Actually, judge I don’t even care about them Vickers and that dumb baby, just like King Henry I have a new reroll baby coming so the old one don’t matter none.

 

[Obscura539]

First off, I think it’s pretty weird to judge anyone’s character by their coffee preferences.

What really pisses me off is that Ethan feels like he could be a positive influence in the child’s life? Is there anything Ethan can offer as a father? Can he teach the child patience, humility, kindness, or ethics? What will he think of Ethan when he finds his content. Can he provide a life where Xander’s best qualities can grow and thrive? I’m not a father. I hope to be one day, but these questions plague me now. The child did not ask to be born. Ethan decided that for him. Ethan, you owe him a decent shot at life. Maybe you really are different once that camera is off. If you’re a better man for it then maybe you should leave it off. Take care of your kids.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Ralph currently trying to flex by posting unhappy-looking photos of Reroll

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1518227205997875202

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[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Grandpa Matt, why didn’t my daddy give me his name?

SCREENSHOT THAT.

Also imagine using your spite ReRoll baby to flex on your first bastard baby. Pathetic garbage deadbeat Ralph, and Amanda for allowing it.

 

[Beavis]

I’m sure Ralph’s recent admission of years of cocaine abuse is going to help his chances in family court.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Ralph really named his daughter to honor nick? A guy who thinks white girls should die because they'll end up blacked.

 

[SPERGSTROM]

Is the child support already under way is it in one of these "ongoing court cases" that ralph fucking moans about all the time like he's a alpha chad outlaw.

 

[svetlalala]

Pro-tip: If you say 'nigger' on the Internet for a living, do not post pictures of your child online.
I will say that I am impressed at how he has managed to rein in Pantsu. I expected their child to be dressed more like this:

 

[Beavis]

Pro-tip: If you say 'nigger' on the Internet for a living, do not post pictures of your child online.
I will say that I am impressed at how he has managed to rein in Pantsu. I expected their child to be dressed more like this:
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She probably dresses her in weeb shit when he’s not around.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

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She probably dresses her in weeb shit when he’s not around.

So nearly always, poor child is going to be raised on the most degenerate loli anime trash Meigh can find.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ralph currently trying to flex by posting unhappy-looking photos of Reroll
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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1518227205997875202

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Yet again, everything he posts has got to be muh Killstream or   ralpha-something. It's so fucking spasticated. This wigger has zero personality.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

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[Sammich]

For those who don't know, a latte is basically a milky coffee, like 20% espresso. It's 80% milk (20% milk foam), so Ralph is basically a woman.

What a womanly choice of coffee.

That's not true, latte is very manly. I bet it's you that drinks those fru fru iced coffee frappuccinos. IMA FUCK YOUR BITCH FOR LYIN' ABOUT ME YOU SUMBITCH!!!

 

[genericwhitemale]

Ssssssay it, Ralph

 

[Oxous]

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[Insanely Retarded]

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WTF does this mean? If the "liars" were Metokur/Flamenco then they were right about you threatening to release the contract, and if he means odysee then he's responding to a different thing and the question of why the fuck did he pretend it wasn't true on Friday is still very much valid.