🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Booby Jones]

A man having a latte? Now I live in the coffee capital of the world and even here it is seen as weird and gay for a man to have a latte. Every time I go to a Starbucks or coffee shop men are usually getting regular coffees, americanos or macchiatos. Mostly women, especially teenage girls and middle age women, get lattes. Proof that Ralph is a Karen in a alcoholic, fat, rage pig body.

"about to go the park with cozy rozy, for a picnic and maybes have a latte, yall!!!"
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who read that and thought it was one of the fruitiest things a male has ever said

 

[Fìddlesticks]

Latte? Bet he gets some pumps of syrup too or at least adds sugar.

New 17 year old hunting zone? Go to Starbucks, order faggot drinks and start a conversation comparing your coffee order with the next fetching female?

The whole tweet sounds like he is a new born mum and about to do stroller aerobics with their natal group and then have coffee with them.

 

[TheSword]

Latte? Bet he gets some pumps of syrup too or at least adds sugar.

New 17 year old hunting zone? Go to Starbucks, order faggot drinks and start a conversation comparing your coffee order with the next fetching female?

The whole tweet sounds like he is a new born mum and about to do stroller aerobics with their natal group and then have coffee with them.

Ofc it does, Mantsu didn’t give birth to Roz. Ralph did. Few people remember that the gunt is capable of asexual reproduction, and that Roz is 100% born from the gunt itself. Keep up with your ralphalore, plebs.

 

[Nod Flenders]

A man having a latte? Now I live in the coffee capital of the world and even here it is seen as weird and gay for a man to have a latte. Every time I go to a Starbucks or coffee shop men are usually getting regular coffees, americanos or macchiatos. Mostly women, especially teenage girls and middle age women, get lattes. Proof that Ralph is a Karen in a alcoholic, fat, rage pig body.

The Gunt: Claims to be a Ralphamale. Also The Gunt: Orders a latte. Sounds like your classic hypocrite.

 

[AltisticRight]

A man having a latte? Now I live in the coffee capital of the world and even here it is seen as weird and gay for a man to have a latte. Every time I go to a Starbucks or coffee shop men are usually getting regular coffees, americanos or macchiatos. Mostly women, especially teenage girls and middle age women, get lattes. Proof that Ralph is a Karen in a alcoholic, fat, rage pig body.

For those who don't know, a latte is basically a milky coffee, like 20% espresso. It's 80% milk (20% milk foam), so Ralph is basically a woman.

What a womanly choice of coffee.

 

[Keranu]

For those who don't know, a latte is basically a milky coffee, like 20% espresso. It's 80% milk (20% milk foam), so Ralph is basically a woman.

What a womanly choice of coffee.

It's another one of Ralph's Chris Chan moments where he doesn't even know he's doing something gay. Just like when people laughed at him for seething on his teenage Live Journal blog.

 

[3322]

Starbucks coffee is horrible and that's why they put a ton of milk, syrup and whipped cream in it.

But of course as a real man I only drink my coffee black and so piping hot that it burns my throat. I also only eat my steak cold and raw and preferably still attached to the rest of the cow and other than that I only eat bacon and no vegetables because I am manly as fuck. Imagine eating and drinking things that taste good, that's for pussies and women. Milk in coffee? May as well order it with an ass-fucking on the side!

 

[Null]

i always get a latte fuck the haters #ralphamale

(or a flat white)

(my coffee is 90% milk which is why it tastes good)

 

[Tiger Jack]

Coffee is for gaywads.
I get my caffeine from Monster Energy like a real gamer.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Who brings a latte to a picnic? Faggots that’s who.

 

[MeltyTW]

I'm sure he means "Blessed to be a father":

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THOSE ARE NOT REPAYS BRAH!!!
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he's now to the point he can only argue with fucking cog about who had more viewers, holy fuck man just take an l, it'd be a lot nore believable than you pretended you did nuthin and the internet just converged on you for no reason

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Thank you null, I LIKE LATTES AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT.

 

[An automatic clown]

Do I remember a spergy thread elsewhere last year about coffee ?
If you don't like the taste of coffee and have to add 90% milk or five flavor shots, just don't drink coffee.
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[ddlloo]

Not only am I womanly, but also childish. MochaMen Represent!

 

[TheSword]

I get my energy from drinking liquid iodine, I dunno why anyone would drink coffee

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Drinking a latte isn't gay as long as you think about a girl while you're doing it and you're not the receiver.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Drinking bubble tea is only gay if the balls touch.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

>brings a latte to a picnic
>doesn't bring anything that an average picnic would have
What a fucking city roach.

 

[MeltyTW]

I just realized he sparked lattegate right after his lolcow uprising milk stool comments lol

 

[Bonanza Jellybean]

It's not really that drinking lattes is gay. It's that constantly referring to them as lattes is gay. You got a coffee, dude. You don't have to specify that it's a latte.