🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 41 43.6%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 10 10.6%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 43 45.7%

  • Total voters
    94
I found another Ralph sock account. Or at least someone who is very good at pretending to be one.

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It might be a troll, but it's pretty funny.
 
i have to guntguard for a second here, don’t fucking pay for a hbo subscription or any subscription. you can find a good quality version without searching hard at all. it’s not unethical bc hollywood and movie producers make a fuckton of money already and also the molest kids

Isn’t it free with most of mobile services? It cost me literally zero dollars more because I need to be able to tether. Wouldn’t a streamer have a decent data plan?
 
I believe the alogs even started a "Josh moon penis" counter for Ralph's streams to see how many times he mentioned it
I remember the counter, I checked it once and was shocked Ralph talked about Null’s dick on a daily basis more than I thought about cocks in general.
 
I remember the counter, I checked it once and was shocked Ralph talked about Null’s dick on a daily basis more than I thought about cocks in general.
Someone must have told him I started that Null's dick counter or someone took him aside and told him its super fucking gay to talk about another man's penis that much because out of the blue he stopped and would only give it a casual mention afterwords.
 
Someone must have told him I started that Null's dick counter or someone took him aside and told him its super fucking gay to talk about another man's penis that much because out of the blue he stopped and would only give it a casual mention afterwords.
Nah he just started sucking Nick's cock and it fullfilled his needs, he doesn't need to think about Null's dick anymore but I can assure you he still does and is mad about that fact.
 
I'm sure he means "Blessed to be a father":

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THOSE ARE NOT REPAYS BRAH!!!
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I can't find the quoted tweet, Ralph might have deleted it. There's plenty of other tweets from him around that time sucking Jim's dick:
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Ralph:
- Atheist
- LGBTQAIDS+ activist
- Obama supporter
- Voted for Obama twice
- Loves nigger music
- Married Paki
- Ronnie eulogy at a taco store

Ralph now:
- Allegedly Christian
- Diehard Trumptard
- Loves nigger music
- Married Paki
- Ronnie eulogy at a taco store

There's a difference between explaining methods to flag people (gay), explaining ways to flag out of spite (still gay) and actually flagging (complete fucking faggot).
There is no inconsistency here, unless Ralph is implying that Flamenco is trying to spite flag him, like Ralph's little surrogate Mexican petridish father did and called "based".
Wait, and now all of a sudden, Ralph is advocating for the consistency of principles? Didn't his Mexican stepetridishdaddy cried about being banned from Twitter and YouTube and 109 other platforms like a wimpy little bitch?
 
I'm sure he means "Blessed to be a father":

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THOSE ARE NOT REPAYS BRAH!!!
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I can't find the quoted tweet, Ralph might have deleted it. There's plenty of other tweets from him around that time sucking Jim's dick:
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A man having a latte? Now I live in the coffee capital of the world and even here it is seen as weird and gay for a man to have a latte. Every time I go to a Starbucks or coffee shop men are usually getting regular coffees, americanos or macchiatos. Mostly women, especially teenage girls and middle age women, get lattes. Proof that Ralph is a Karen in a alcoholic, fat, rage pig body.
 
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