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š· Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
- Thread starter PhoBingas
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I'm really glad CRP is alive, I despise him, but I don't wish him ill.
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Does he believe there will be a tweet museum some day? Twitter hall of fame?
And the award for "most savage af" goes to....
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fuck thats just a disappointing cope, but I guess I dunno what I was expecting.
Jabba2988
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Hopefully the rapepig stays cooped up in his crackshack next to the demon baby, only a few more months till the piggy inevitably breaks and ropes himself
though I wonder if the gunt household has steel cables and reinforced roofs to handle the ethan Ralph's fat gunt and quad boobs
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A snuff video could provide some humor, albeit of the very dark sort you feel a trifle guilty for laughing about, but Ralph's seething will be forever, while CRP will provide at least another couple years of milk until his ticker gives out, if that's really a thing.
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Ralph puts literally zero effort in pretending to be Pantsu now.
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Did you know! The more exclamation points! Ralph uses! The more he wants you to know! He totally isnāt bothered! Everything is fine!
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Yes
Heās unable to separate reality from the internet. Itās why he flexes his viewers and donations. If youāre winning on the internet youāre winning irl.
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That's always been his funniest cope/tell. Typing like an excitable girl means he couldn't have been felted.
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Look at all that cope lmao. Poor old piggy just can't help but be continuously felted by his own hubris
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"Is he claiming Meigh and I didn't have sex during her while pregnancy lmao" Damn, hitting the bottle a little early today, are we Ralph?
Ralph seems to be admitting the only times he's had consensual sex was with Meigh during her pregnancy. I guess all the other times they were so blacked out on drugs and booze they weren't able to consent. We already knew this was the case with Faith.
As far as his 'huge' show:
Look at this list of irrelevant AF grifters, washed up feds and pedophiles. He couldn't even get Daddy Dax or Destiny. The absolute state of the Kill Report.
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Ralph projecting once again, he is incapable of coming up with original insults so he just re-uses things people have said about him. Like the fact that he has been obsessed with Null's dick for months and literally could not shut up about it.
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Nick bitch slapped him for going after a good boi Putin simp on the ground. If CRP promised to do a show about the war on cozy.tv heād drop the Gunt in two seconds flat.
Nick would even offer CPR a real exclusivity contract, but he has to settle for the Gunt for now.
Heās such a insecure, controlling, tiny manlet that not even the real wet cardboard Pantsu simping is enough for him. He has to write and post extra cringe cheerleading biggest KS fan in universe tweets by her too.
I guess Gunt decided no woman could ever satisfy his fragile ego the way he could so heās got to do Pantsuās Gunt guarding himself
popnloch ness monster
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Dick obviously doesn't want to take sides, genuinely, because he's not invested enough in either person to burn bridges over them - and he is all out of limbs to break as an exit strategy after feigning consideration and enthusiasm for the undertakings of the rage hog the times he has.
IF I had to guess, if there wasn't a line to Ralph to keep alive, if there wasn't shitcastpolitik to engage in, he'd be team Jim, just simply based on the facts and the ridiculous circumstance of the situation.
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The internet is his reality. He literally has no idea what he'd do without it.
"watch minor league baseball with family and friends" is the most ambitious lie he could even come up with.
A) does not have family or friends in Memphis. Has no friends period. They're all online.
B) even in the hypothetical he can't imagine any productive real world activities. You lie about being such a fan of the written word, why not lie and say you'd write a book? Or read? Or learn to play guitar? Or do literally anything besides be fat sit around?
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i have to guntguard for a second here, donāt fucking pay for a hbo subscription or any subscription. you can find a good quality version without searching hard at all. itās not unethical bc hollywood and movie producers make a fuckton of money already and also the molest kids
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Just don't watch shit from hollywood at all. It's not hard.
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i donāt watch hollywood shit so yea not hard at all. who would even want to watch ralph āreviewā capeshit movies