🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I can't wait until Ralph perceives that Batman is alogging him and goes on a rant making fun of Bruce Wayne for having dead parents.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Ahem

 

[Rotollo 2]

"Is he claiming Meigh and I didn't have sex during her while pregnancy lmao" Damn, hitting the bottle a little early today, are we Ralph?

Ralph seems to be admitting the only times he's had consensual sex was with Meigh during her pregnancy. I guess all the other times they were so blacked out on drugs and booze they weren't able to consent. We already knew this was the case with Faith.

As far as his 'huge' show:
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Look at this list of irrelevant AF grifters, washed up feds and pedophiles. He couldn't even get Daddy Dax or Destiny. The absolute state of the Kill Report.

Surfer is such a weird one to deam up with gunt as well as daiymo

 

[Rabid Northman]

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Look at this list

It really speaks to Ralph's laziness when the announcement of his guest list is a piece of loose leaf with the margin scribbled over.

 

[Sammich]

Ralph vs bully from 4th grade who called him fat once thread when?
Also I bet he's gonna also go after some of his former teachers at some point too. Fuck it, everyone's his enemy now
Good job Fuentes, you picked a great hill to die on. You are protecting a literal giant baby

That faggot mr dennis was ahogging me with that f, it was CLEARLY a C- paper. it was probably him spreading that boolshit about me hanging that pup, everyone knows he was having homosexual anal butt sex with mr decker on his lunch break. YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME MR DENNIS.. HOW ABOUT I FUCK YOUR TUB OF GUTS WIFE??!!?

 

[Sam Losco]

Surfer is such a weird one to deam up with gunt as well as daiymo

Surfer is only doing it to spite PPP. He used to talk just as much shit about Ralph but when he and PPP broke up, he decided to switch to #TeamRagePig to make PPP made/jealous. Of course Ralph was on board with that too. Don't think PPP cares though.

 

[AltisticRight]

Lol
"Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Keemstar"

 

[InwardsStink]

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Lol
"Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Keemstar"

Ethan "ARREST HIM" Oliver Ralph vs. Keemstar "the Snitch"

 

[Insanely Retarded]

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Lol
"Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Keemstar"

Now he's just desperate for attention, this is pathetic.

 

[Fannyscum]

haha:

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This is because Jim called Ralph's behaviour "Elfish" during their therapy session. Ralph is hiding replies again:


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Vote Nick! Don't make Ralph beg:

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[AltisticRight]

haha:
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This is because Jim called Ralph's behaviour "Elfish" during their therapy session. Ralph is hiding replies again:
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Vote Nick! Don't make Ralph beg:
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These polls are gay. People would just vote for their surrogate e-daddies.
Objectively, by the end of stream, it was the Rage Pig, YOFA and Fuentes versus one dude and under Jim's command, YOFA and the Rage Pig bailed like little pussies. So aside from us, Jim won.

 

[Haru Okumura]

STAY BACK

 

[XxTardWranglerxX]

Ralph is shilling hard af to make Nick the victor in a fucking Twitter poll lmao as if that's gonna change how the night went. I haven't watched any of this yet but from what I've read here it sounds like Jim got Nick to make fun of Ralph. To still try and shill that guy as the victor is really beta bitch behavior and not 18/13 Chad alpha energy.

Ralph's gonna act like Nick killed Jim the next few days but Nick's gonna tell Ralph to stop bringing it up because he was really embarrassed. Ralph can't feel embarrassment because pigs aren't capable.

If this was really embarrassing to Nick, I wonder if he'd rethink the Ralph loyalty.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Someone: your name is Ethan Ralph.

Ethan Ralph: No it’s not, actually. That’s a lie. Honestly, from what I know about you it seems like you’d be the kind of guy to be named Ethan Ralph. I’m not saying you are. I’m just saying, from what I heard sounds like that might be the kinda guy you are. There’s a lot—A LOT—I could say so, let’s see if we really want to get into all of that, about who actually is named Ethan Ralph here.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

haha:
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Vote Nick! Don't make Ralph beg:
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He deleted the "VOTE NICK!" tweet by the way. I'm actually wondering why

 

[Polyboros2]

He deleted the "VOTE NICK!" tweet by the way. I'm actually wondering why

BTFO is probably why.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

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BTFO is probably why.

Man I guess but he's not the only one doing it. Is he that embarrassed over it, now that's sad.

 

[free_protons4u]

He deleted the "VOTE NICK!" tweet by the way. I'm actually wondering why

Cuz it was 70%/30% last I checked and he was just drawing attention to the feltening

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Someone: your name is Ethan Ralph.

Ethan Ralph: No it’s not, actually. That’s a lie. Honestly, from what I know about you it seems like you’d be the kind of guy to be named Ethan Ralph. I’m not saying you are. I’m just saying, from what I heard sounds like that might be the kinda guy you are. There’s a lot—A LOT—I could say so, let’s see if we really want to get into all of that, about who actually is named Ethan Ralph here.

I hate to nitpick your excellent post, but you're missing three or four "Do you understand?"s

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I hate to nitpick your excellent post, but you're missing three or four "Do you understand?"s

Noted. I thought "do you understand" was reserved for ragepig Ralph, and I was going for "trying really hard to be nonchalant tough guy" Ralph. Still need to nail the idiotsyncrasies.