🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mr E. Grifter]

The fact Ralph tweeted that he was going for a picnic with his family and instead of saying how blessed he was to have his family he declared how blessed he was to be the host of the Killstream is so telling. He really is a narcissist, so so self-obsessed.

His affinity for his gay "literal who" livestream is honestly autistic, the same that everything Chris Chan does has to be Sonichu related everything facet of Ralph's life has to link back to the Killstream. When he goes on holiday he makes it a Killstream event, or a Killstream world tour, even though none of the content generated - if there is any at all - is related to the trip. When he went to Vegas he was trying to sell Killstream Vegas merch and then didn't stream for a week. In Portugal he streamed from his room. Even his child has a nickname related to the Killstream.

Any reasonably well adjusted adult can see plain as day that part of the problem Ralph has is that he lives his life online, and that but for his insane luck in setting up a show and getting Jim on to help his get some pay piggies he would at best be working in fast food or more likely living off of welfare like how he bought weed with his mothers disability cheques. No wonder he is so obsessed with the Killstream, it is quite literally the only aspect of his life that is not a complete unremittent failure.

 

[MeltyTW]

Even his child has a nickname related to the Killstream

Even more messed up I think he chose the name to shill cozy, also idk if my mind is just fucked but if you tell me a girls nickname is cozy I'd assume it's because she's a whore so idk what ralph was thinking there

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Steamed milk is disgusting. Order two shots of espresso with some foam on top like a real lady. (Hi).
Starbucks coffee is gross, their fresh ground espresso is tits.
ETA Ralph says latte now because he reads his threads hi Ralph.

 

[TheBigTakeover]

I'm sure he means "Blessed to be a father":

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Fun fact: the word "Latte" in German means "boner".

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The fact Ralph tweeted that he was going for a picnic with his family and instead of saying how blessed he was to have his family he declared how blessed he was to be the host of the Killstream is so telling. He really is a narcissist, so so self-obsessed.

His affinity for his gay "literal who" livestream is honestly autistic, the same that everything Chris Chan does has to be Sonichu related everything facet of Ralph's life has to link back to the Killstream. When he goes on holiday he makes it a Killstream event, or a Killstream world tour, even though none of the content generated - if there is any at all - is related to the trip. When he went to Vegas he was trying to sell Killstream Vegas merch and then didn't stream for a week. In Portugal he streamed from his room. Even his child has a nickname related to the Killstream.

Any reasonably well adjusted adult can see plain as day that part of the problem Ralph has is that he lives his life online, and that but for his insane luck in setting up a show and getting Jim on to help his get some pay piggies he would at best be working in fast food or more likely living off of welfare like how he bought weed with his mothers disability cheques. No wonder he is so obsessed with the Killstream, it is quite literally the only aspect of his life that is not a complete unremittent failure.

I swear to CWC himself if Gunt starts calling richmond killstreamville I will fucking convert to Chrischantianity because the merge is real

 

[Fannyscum]

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[AncientPhosphur]

I will be in my son's life, he will know
his sister, & he will see the video of *me* eating shit out of his moms ass. All guarantees from *me*. Screenshot it.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

My son will one day see my tweets calling his mom the Birther and saying she has the loosest pussay of any 18 year old. My son will see the ebegging fraud I started that was supposed to be used for him but ended up blowing in Vegas on cocaine and hookers as usual.
SCREENSHOT THIS.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The fact Ralph tweeted that he was going for a picnic with his family and instead of saying how blessed he was to have his family he declared how blessed he was to be the host of the Killstream is so telling. He really is a narcissist, so so self-obsessed.

His affinity for his gay "literal who" livestream is honestly autistic, the same that everything Chris Chan does has to be Sonichu related everything facet of Ralph's life has to link back to the Killstream. When he goes on holiday he makes it a Killstream event, or a Killstream world tour, even though none of the content generated - if there is any at all - is related to the trip. When he went to Vegas he was trying to sell Killstream Vegas merch and then didn't stream for a week. In Portugal he streamed from his room. Even his child has a nickname related to the Killstream.

Any reasonably well adjusted adult can see plain as day that part of the problem Ralph has is that he lives his life online, and that but for his insane luck in setting up a show and getting Jim on to help his get some pay piggies he would at best be working in fast food or more likely living off of welfare like how he bought weed with his mothers disability cheques. No wonder he is so obsessed with the Killstream, it is quite literally the only aspect of his life that is not a complete unremittent failure.

He’s in permanent meltdown because the KS is a total joke and is now failing to pull in even enough to support the white trash lifestyle, plus baby mama and Catboi Hitler branded baby, he’s grown accustomed.

Last night the big debate Ralph tried to promote pulled in terrible numbers and like $300 in donations, but the KC broke TEN THOUSAND dollars in donos and had like over 2000 viewers at like 2 am ffs. Ralph doesn’t make bank, only the people mocking him do

 

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Continuously violating the restraining orders that the Vickers have against him will surely help him in family court. Ralph, dude, if the Vickers don't want you to see Xander then you won't. You have basically no chance to win this with your criminal record and your racist podcast and your history with Faith. The only thing you could hope for is the Vickers agreeing to let you see him, which they won't if you continue to snap back at them. You put yourself into a position where you have to take Vickers dick up your ass and accept it, or you never get to see Xander.

 

[Jack Awful]

I will be in my son's life, he will know
his sister, & he will see the video of *me* eating shit out of his moms ass. All guarantees from *me*. Screenshot it.

Ralph is all talk to look cool for his fans. Then he does nothing and pretends he never said anything in the first place.

Remember on Friday? Flamenco asked why Ralph never posted the $30k Odyssee contract like he promised and Ralph said "I don't recall saying that" when he provably did.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Ralph is too fucking stupid to see that Vickers is giving him good advice. Why would you take Amanda and ReRoll away from the only family they have? You know, when you get sick of them, or when you run away for a couple weeks they have somewhere to go? It’s almost like they don’t even matter to RagePig at all. (Cue Road Rage driving clip).

Ralph you made the decision to have a spite baby less than a year after your son was born.
Most people, Ralph, if they lost custody of a child, would stop having kids till they get custody back. That would have been the smart thing to do. You doubled down on stupid. Now you get to use even less time and money for your custody case lol like that’s going to happen. You huff shit cause you’re full of shit.

 

[blacksmith tony]

He just wants a hero’s tale to tell Xander. Everyone betrayed him, women used him, the Internet was against him but lookit son, now behold my legacy that one day will be yours. Embarrassing sex tapes and dad’s stream history of ahollerin, sexual deviancy, massive debt and cholesterol levels, and a soon to be dead liver to boot.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

It's not really that drinking lattes is gay. It's that constantly referring to them as lattes is gay. You got a coffee, dude. You don't have to specify that it's a latte.

Ralph is all talk to look cool for his fans. Then he does nothing and pretends he never said anything in the first place.

Remember on Friday? Flamenco asked why Ralph never posted the $30k Odyssee contract like he promised and Ralph said "I don't recall saying that" when he provably did.

Tbf “I don’t recall saying that” is a valid defense because he got brain damaged in Portugal and is drunk 24/7. He might actually not remember the things he says or does.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

He just wants a hero’s tale to tell Xander. Everyone betrayed him, women used him, the Internet was against him but lookit son, now behold my legacy that one day will be yours. Embarrassing sex tapes and dad’s stream history of ahollerin, sexual deviancy, massive debt and cholesterol levels, and a soon to be dead liver to boot.

Yep low-effort Twitter posturing. If Ralph wasn’t so lazy lazy he could at least try to grift off the low-iq Men’s Rights crowd. Sad. His son will have no memories of Ralph.

 

[Jack Awful]

Tbf “I don’t recall saying that” is a valid defense because he got brain damaged in Portugal and is drunk 24/7. He might actually not remember the things he says or does.

Nah, he doesn't sound confused or surprised or anything. He sounds standoffish, like Flam said something Ralph didn't want him to.

 

[The Wokest]

I mean yeah, as long as Ralph pays child support he can bring DemonBaby 1.0 to his place and Have DemonBaby 2.0 call him onii-chan and May grooming him into an anime femboy trap.

 

[MediocreMilt]

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Will he hear directly from *you* about how you went out of your way to humiliate his mother by releasing a grotesque sex tape to win an Internet argument with a meth-head?

Will he hear directly from *you* that as a result you are now a convicted sex-offender?

P.S. Grandpa Vickers, for all of his faults, has already been more of a father to lil' Xannie than you will ever be, Ralph.

 

[Jack Awful]

I mean yeah, as long as Ralph pays child support he can bring DemonBaby 1.0 to his place and Have DemonBaby 2.0 call him onii-chan and May grooming him into an anime femboy trap.

He also has to fly out to see him for a weekend. The child support alone is too much for Ralph's budget.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Ralph obviously doesn't give a shit about Xander (I mean duh, he doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself) beyond using him as a prop when sperging on twitter and to swindle his audience out of money as a "father".

I don't need to see how Ralph is when he's not online to know that he's been an absentee and shitty father to Zanna, and outright done damage to Xander through Faith/the Vickers, what we see is more than enough.

A desperate father would have done anything to be in his son's life, he hasn't even met him ONCE and instead tried boasting on twitter about how he was going to replace him. What kind of human garbage does that?

I really don't understand how the Vickers have fucked this up so badly that he would actually get to have any type of contact with Xander (wasn't that the point of offering him a deal with the revenge porn? To use the conviction when he tried to ask for visitation?), but if we're being honest, even if he does get it he'll only do it once or twice to take pictures to post online and by the third time the hungover will be higher priority than going to the supervised visitation.

He seems to have some type of delusion about shared custody, enough where he would be able to brainwash and poison the kid against the Vickers, zero regard for the mental wellbeing of the child, only interested in correcting the record with his own version of reality.