You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly. You should upgrade or use an alternative browser.
Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
mutilating my cock and balls to own neo nazi orange cheeto man bad man oragne small hand orange nazi hitler man orange bad cheeto man, i'll be living rent free in his head even though i'm still crying about him years later
He wishes he could ratio Trump, but since Trump's banned that's never going to happen. What goals does this guy have in life other than internet points like seriously?
He wishes he could ratio Trump, but since Trump's banned that's never going to happen. What goals does this guy have in life other than internet points like seriously?
For those who care enough, he's gone on his Twitch page to seethe about Elon. It's been 25 minutes, and so far all he's been doing is playing garbage music with the ugliest "starting soon" screen I've ever seen. And look, it's even got his fucking ratio thing in it.
I'd watch it to archive whatever whatever, but I'm like 5 beers deep and listening to some monotone dude seethe about Elon buying Twitter guarantees that I'd rather put a bullet in my head.
For those who care enough, he's gone on his Twitch page to seethe about Elon. It's been 25 minutes, and so far all he's been doing is playing garbage music with the ugliest "starting soon" screen I've ever seen. And look, it's even got his fucking ratio thing in it.
I'd watch it to archive whatever whatever, but I'm like 5 beers deep and listening to some monotone dude seethe about Elon buying Twitter guarantees that I'd rather put a bullet in my head.
Stream is currently downloading to a file on my pc, will upload when stream ends. We can't download his vods, but we can download the streams in progress
he has his TITS hanging out like a WHORE
ETA: We are now able to download his vods
For those who care enough, he's gone on his Twitch page to seethe about Elon. It's been 25 minutes, and so far all he's been doing is playing garbage music with the ugliest "starting soon" screen I've ever seen. And look, it's even got his fucking ratio thing in it.
I'd watch it to archive whatever whatever, but I'm like 5 beers deep and listening to some monotone dude seethe about Elon buying Twitter guarantees that I'd rather put a bullet in my head.
He just claimed Twitch is his job, and that his Twitter is only to bring people to his Twitch streams. If his current Twitch audience is any indication, that's not really a good strategy.
Also, he claims Elon Musk is not African American - I'm assuming just because he's not black? Ain't how it works, Keffals...
You guys weren't kidding, this guy's nasally voice is grating. That voice altering surgery really was a waste.
He is wearing a sweater with a boob window, showing his gross man boobies.
Now he's trying to go down the whole 'my ratio shit has been a joke this entire time!' horseshit while simultaneously considering attempting a ratio of Musk with utmost seriousness. Peddle that elsewhere, asshole.
Whole lotta seethe from him and the chat. It's quite delicious - it's the only reason I'm watching.
Keffals is hopeful this acquisition may change 'the grooming rhetoric'; "It's against the law to accuse people of pedophilia without evidence. It's defamation of character". Same with the shit you do on Twitter, you ass. Fuck you!
Just pulled up a video of the economic section of CNBC, pretending to know what they're talking about.
HAHAHAH video mentioned Elon's desire to weed out bots - the look on his fucking face!
Keffals is claiming since Elon likes the Libs of TikTok account, he is scared Elon will 'throw minorities under the bus'
He just googled "Elon Racist", opened the first article from The Guardian, and is now using like 2 accounts of employees crying discrimination for payouts as Elon being racist and transphobic. No other research or analysis - just open the first article, read it off, and be happy it conforms with your pre-held belief and going, 'See? Unarguable proof!". Really sheds light on his political beliefs - the whole 'reading one communist pamphlet made him hardcore commie' claim is seeming more credible.
"Transphobia will be rampant on Twitter because trans people are not designated protected class by the federal government". Fun fact - troons are a protected class in Canada. I hate being Canadian
Keffals will never go to tumblr - "I will most likely be a reddit/discord user"
"IDK if Twitter will become like the Wild West 4chan". Jesus Christ, man. Oh no, I'm so scared! Sneedposting!
"Bro 4chan posts child pr0n bro its like so evil bro holy shit thats why they cant advertisers!"
More delusional fantasies about Trump and Elon and 'le alt-right'. I can't stomach anymore, but I'll press on
Leftist meme is played. Not very funny. Mucho texto. Keffals cracks up
Man, the messages he's reading out from chat really proves his audience is as brain-rotted as he is. Talking about Elon making Twitter exclusive for 'right-winger's. Troons of a feather...
More bragging about his tweets reaching reddit and tumblr. He must be actively searching the internet 24/7 for any semblance of his internet persona.
"No, my boobs are fine. They aren't hanging out", he says as he's tickled pink. He took it as a compliment.
This fucker got soulless eyes. Like a corpse. Creepy!
Talking about the games for the charity stream. Of course, Celeste is the top response. On the same topic, it was mentioned earlier that a Wachowski brother is confirmed for the stream. Pretty substantial get.
He's playing an original Keffals song? Someone got the audio source? It's fucking terrible. It plays about 1 hour 18 minutes into the stream
Haha the space between his boobies looks all wrong. Very off-putting.
More LGBT infighting on Twitter about J.K. Rowling (AKA The Final Boss of Transphobes) and the tranny-lesbians conundrum. I'm starting to get a headache.
Keeps saying 'based'. Shut up! That's our word! This is cultural appropriation!
More awful fanart.
Literally just reading a tweet. What a fucking bore! He thinks he has something here? With his reading of tweets and articles with no other commentary? Is it because he's trans, he thinks it means it provides a 'new angle'?
We are watching a cat and puppies video. WHAT IS THIS!?! WHAT THE FUCK? HE'S JUST GIGGLING LIKE AN IDIOT! Do something, for fuck sakes.
Now about gay nuns? I am so confused. Did I miss something? Can someone else watching the stream fill me in if I missed something?
He's playing 5 ads in a row. Fuck if I care. Mooch off my viewership all you want, you commie leech.
He's not even there. He's playing the video and he left the fucking room.
5 minutes have passed. He's still not there. The video is fucking terrible - the woman is blabbering about lesbians in the bible.
He was supposedly talking to Chelsea Manning; he is confirmed for the charity stream. So? Odds are you won't be talking about his whistleblowing in depth - you know, the only thing interesting about Manning?
Just sitting there watching now, blank expression, adding nothing. Bros, I don't think I can do this.
There is no difference if you watched this on Youtube yourself. He is adding NOTHING! I have never seen something like this before on Twitch. The least charismatic streamer will occasionally groan or grunt every once in a while.
The entire video was watched without ANY commentary. Like half an hour (it felt like half an hour, at least)
More hype over the charity stream. I'm excited to see how much of a clusterfuck it will be.
His charity stream funds raised so far:
"Bro I'm not used to having over 1k viewers and being so popular and famous and having people hate me". How pompous he's acting over how insignificant he really is.
"There's a lot of children in my chat" - Keffals. Lol, not a very good idea saying that, all things considered...
The charity stream will not have discussion panels. So what's the point? Just a back-patting show for being a troon?
Okay I can't fucking do it anymore he's just playing another shit video. Fuck this dude. Hours of my life WASTED
Lucas seriously thinks that getting even a single like more than Trump on any random tweet is going to somehow make a difference in the world. The level of delusion would surprise me, but then I simply have to remind myself that Lucas genuinely believes he's a woman and people find him attractive.
If anything, I hope this Twitter thing forces these loony troons to scurry to corners of the internet, where their fringe ideologies fester away from the public eye, and we return to a sense of normalcy and (relative) sanity in the world.
And we have eyes inside Lucas' pathetic discord, so we'll still be able to watch as he unravels and ties a noose around his neck someday.
He just claimed Twitch is his job, and that his Twitter is only to bring people to his Twitch streams. If his current Twitch audience is any indication, that's not really a good strategy.
Also, he claims Elon Musk is not African American - I'm assuming just because he's not black? Ain't how it works, Keffals...
You guys weren't kidding, this guy's nasally voice is grating. That voice altering surgery really was a waste.
He is wearing a sweater with a boob window, showing his gross man boobies.
Now he's trying to go down the whole 'my ratio shit has been a joke this entire time!' horseshit while simultaneously considering attempting a ratio of Musk with utmost seriousness. Peddle that elsewhere, asshole.
Whole lotta seethe from him and the chat. It's quite delicious - it's the only reason I'm watching.
Keffals is hopeful this acquisition may change 'the grooming rhetoric'; "It's against the law to accuse people of pedophilia without evidence. It's defamation of character". Same with the shit you do on Twitter, you ass. Fuck you!
Stream is currently downloading to a file on my pc, will upload when stream ends.
We can't download his vods, but we can download the streams in progress
he has his TITS hanging out like a WHORE
You can tell Lucas stares at his moobs while completely naked and sticks his disgusting digits into his axe wound while whispering how hot he is. Sick fuck.
i was able to withstand 15 minutes. then I muted it.
mods seem to be clearing the chat every 3 minutes or so, which is good, because the smoothbrained 0iq takes his chat members (haha members) have make my head hurt.
this seems to be an Elon Musk hate stream. This is unacceptable. How can this wh*te person think it is ok to disparage this strong proud african man?
some retard in chat just said 4chan has never had moderation.
janny v tranny race war inbound.
