𝕏 / Twitter / X, the Social Media Platform Formerly Known as Twitter / "MUSK OWNS TWITTER"

[GuntPunt]

$54.20 a share, more like a 54.20% suicide rate.

 

[Baloney Face]

Best troll on the subject so far.

 

[Pope Negro Joe Ver. XIII]

Anyone thinking that people here actually care about musk saving Twitter or whatever, are you sure you understand kiwi farms?

This is all about the spice

 

[verymuchawful]

Twitter could of also helped a lot of people by shutting down before it gave everyone permanent brain damage.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

Expose the echo chamber of Twitter to light and they scurry back into the shadows. These people are demented little tyrants, and I for one am glad they get to be put in their stupid little places. Imagine complaining that an inalienable right like freedom of speech and open information is being respected. Fucking Lunatics.

Also, RIP the alt tech alternatives. If Twitter holds true to itself and enforces free speech, then their whole raison d'etre becomes a redundancy to an established tech site. Why use Gab that nobody uses when Twitter exists and has better management now? Why use Truth Social... well at all? Truth Social is a meme. I know Musk won't do it, but he should totally release super secret conspiratorial twitter docs to the public. We all know Twitter and the other social media sites are in bed with each other and government agents mascaraing as private business. Lets open the floodgates.

 

[Penis]

the absolute state of the country that we need to rely on a billionaire to trigger college students

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

The number of people freaking out on Twitter right now shows you how deep their addiction runs. Twitter is literally their drug, it’s like your alcoholic aunt having a fucking meltdown when you tell her she’s got to go to rehab or get out of your house.

It’s pretty sad because Twitter should be for checking local news and looking at some memes not the foundation for your whole personality and lifestyle.

A better comparison is your alcoholic aunt freaking out over her favorite liquor company being bought by someone she doesn't like.

 

[Nami-Swan]

no i don’t support your broke ass ebegging for HRT, get a job you lazy cunt
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No. I do not support your troonish ways nor online prostitutes.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Why are twitter users crying about it? Don't they know they can go and make their own twitter?
wait a fucking second....

 

[The Great Chandler]

Ngl

Thought he was bluffing. The fucker of his own mother was supposed to be bluffing!

 

[Chatspiracy Theorist]

lol what a dumbass he is
I downloaded it for free from the appstore

 

[Dom Cruise]

"Dangerous for our democracy" does the same thing to my brain as "think of the children". Instant kill-switch.

What's a threat to our Democracy is letting niggers engage in rampant and increasing criminality without a swift and fierce crackdown and allowing Kikes to play favorites and throw their weight around to push policies and rhetoric that actively harm non-Kikes.

 

[Titos]

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Pretty sure 44 billion dollars wouldn't feed any children. Unless they eat coins and recycled denim/paper.

 

[TheSword]

lol what a dumbass he is
I downloaded it for free from the appstore

Teach me your ways, master.

 

[Thumb Butler]

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No one cares, you insane troon.

 

[Bobbyshumurdasghost]

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Someone please do me a favor and ask Wu for me if "her fight to improve twitter moderation policies was as strong as her effort as a failed congressional candidate, a failed game designer and as a perpetual grifter wasting her parents gibs"
I'd do it myself but i've been blocked you see.

 

[State Champ]

1. "Don't like it? Build your own _____."
2. "_____ is a private business, they can do what they want."
3. "Learn to code."

Pick whichever you feel is most appropriate for helping you get over it.

 

[MooseGump]

Twitter users must enlist redditors to fight back the musk like their favorite marvel movie and Ukraine war for the wholesome updoots

 

[: Required]

My God…. Is this it? Is this feeling…. euphoria?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Will I be allowed to call him John Flint on twitter.com? I think that's going to be a pretty big deciding factor for me, personally.