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The year of the Chud is GamerGate 2.0 after all.
Honestly, I don't think much will change. It's just funny watching trannies get big mad.
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Honestly, I don't think much will change. It's just funny watching trannies get big mad.
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catcult_empress
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Grimes, I listen to ur music religiously... but please. Can u like.... try and talk to ur baby daddy about being less publicly retarded?
Anime Goddess
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He shouldn’t ban them, that would be too easy.
Just remove all their precious status symbol blue checkmarks. a reminder that they are not special. Nothing would make them angrier.
Just remove all their precious status symbol blue checkmarks. a reminder that they are not special. Nothing would make them angrier.
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Yes, but as many of us don't actually use Twitter (or Facebook, for that matter), that doesn't affect us one bit. It's just insufferable assholes on a website we don't use being MOTI, and that's funny.
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I'm excited, but then some of us just want to laugh at people who think being identified by their birth name is literal violence.
Also, there are tons of sock accounts, fake profiles, and bots on Facebook. Having a site where everyone is verified would actually make it more interesting for me to watch from afar.
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If I had $44 billion to blow, there are a lot of things I'd rather buy than Twitter. I'd buy me a goddamn missile silo and a submarine pen and a flying motorcycle and an armory full of gold-plated rifles and various other supervillain GTA Online protagonist things.
$44 billion for a shitpost is fucking incredible.
What Dan Rather just said, in all its grotesque liberal paternalism, is actually far more bullshit than what that random nobody replied to him with. A civil war starting in America is a real, practical concern that affects all people, of all creeds.
Dan Rather is almost in a reverie. A superstitious trance. Literally everything he says in that one tweet drips with ivory-tower elitism. Allow me to translate the subtext.
I stop scrolling, I look up from my phone, and out the window. = I'm too much of an egotist to admit defeat, so instead, I'll pretend to be better and bigger than this by invoking John Lennon-esque imagery of global brotherhood and universal mystery. Just picture Negro Space Guy expanding endlessly in front of you. Carl Sagan, Carl Sagan, Carl Sagan. I'm not as smart as Carl Sagan, but I'll still blither on about motes of dust suspended in sunbeams. The rest of this tweet is going to be magnetic fridge poetry.
I see a complicated but beautiful world. = The world is too complicated for plebeians to understand. The New World Order isn't real, it's all just various people of different backgrounds selfishly pursuing their own interests. There is no one at the wheel. Everything is aimless. I am powerless. And yet, I used to be told by the powerful exactly what to tell the plebs to believe about every issue, so I should technically know better.
It's still going to be there no matter who owns Twitter. = Progressive causes will still march on. At least I can take refuge in the emotional security of the collective, no matter how uncomfortable Elon Musk owning Twitter makes me feel.
And we'll continue to find ways to live in it, talk about it, and share with each other our thoughts, fears, and dreams. = And share our mukbangs, our awkward Segway rides, and our pointless opinions with each other on Funko Pops, craft beer, and artisanal bath bombs.
Why do liberals fucking talk like this? Pull the Goa'uld brain worm out of your ear, Dan Rather, you silly cunt.
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I wonder how Kevin Gibes is handling this
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It's bullshit from idiots who can't parse a transcribed sentence end to end. He said he'd improve automated detection to get rid of bots and validate humans, nothing about mailing in a vial of your DNA to open an account.
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Look at all these racists getting angry cause an African American is in charge of Twitter. Shame on them.
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I wish someone would make a tweet that suggests that the funding Elon secured came from Putin.
They are so in distress they could actually fall for it and it would be funny.
Elon is Putins new puppet.
They are so in distress they could actually fall for it and it would be funny.
Elon is Putins new puppet.
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This is nothing but good news. Time will tell if he can actually change anything though. I’m sure the censorious trust and safety bureaucrats are deeply entrenched in the company by now.
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If that happens then a power vacuum occurs. Probably where the establishment will attempt to buy an existing platform and then push it, by getting all their major figures(celebrities, politicians, journalists) to sign up. Then we are back to square one.
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If people are having fun and talking about something, there's always going to be a bunch of doomer posts telling you why what you're laughing at or enjoying won't last and it's ackshually worse than you think because you haven't big brained yet to think on their level. Every thread, every site, same shit. This is funny. Laugh. It's that simple.
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I admire the audacity of such a shitpost.
Musky boy is here to murder our democracy
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I mean, I've been mailing little medieval potion bottles of my cum to various corporations anyway. Nice to know it won't all be going straight to evidence lockers.
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Brapppppppppp!
Sweep it up jannie or you can get back on the wooden horse.
Sweep it up jannie or you can get back on the wooden horse.