𝕏 / Twitter / X, the Social Media Platform Formerly Known as Twitter / "MUSK OWNS TWITTER"

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Now people can shut up about Kiwifarms KD ration. Musk officially beat ours. No wonder he's into eSports. 2019 was just the warmup.

 

[linchan]

N.

I.

 

[Random Internet Person]

inb4 you need to have a neuralink implant to post

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Hope you like captcha tests.

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Thanks for reminding me why tend to get doomy. At least I won’t feel this way if the Trump coming back thing doesn’t pan out.

 

[Dogfacefuke]

Still just going to use RSS over that insanity.

 

[Luigi]

Next let's get Musk to *chuckles* tweet about gamergate

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Musk is the only billionaire I don't want to see violently flayed in the upcoming homo wars.

 

[Day Of The Sword]

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This could be a funny response to faggot charities.

 

[b0x]

Makes me wonder how things will go for the US midterms now that a consul of progressives don't control Twitter. 2022 is good timing to gauge on how well Elon will actually support free speech and how lefties politicians will react. Presumably, propaganda news stories should be deboonked pretty easily now that you won't get shadow-banned\hard-banned for not accepting the lie are showing the other side of things.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

What a missed opportunity for trump bros.
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This actually pleases me more than the news of Elon buying Twitter. The libtards can't even get their orange boogeyman back to distract from Brandon's failings. Today is a good day indeed.

 

[Barry McKockner]

Dude straight up upset because Musk didn't get indoctrinated in college. Thinks everyone in power should be required to be indoctrinated by colleges. Then proceeds to quote someone who should have stuck to music rather than showing everyone how stupid he is.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

Now what?
They went from Tumblr to Twitter, and now that Twitter is kicking the bucket, where will they go next?

 

[Meat Target]

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Dipshit, the American taxpayer is already sending billions of dollars to Ukraine, who already have Russia on the ropes. They'll be fine.

"My name is Tristan! I have gay bleached teeth that cry out for a fist!"

 

[MeltyTW]

Lmfao saw some fag brag about rationing someone pointing out the old "build your own" point, saying oh Elon didn't build it, doesn't matter fags you didn't build shit and alot of the jannies didn't either and that's not what you cared about, you cared about having control and now you're fucked like the kids by your formerly Twitter protected class "maps"

 

[AnOminous]

Copium Maxima!
(and also, a completely wrong legal take)

Why does that guy's fist have a goatse?

 

[Had]

Dude straight up upset because Musk didn't get indoctrinated in college. Thinks everyone in power should be required to be indoctrinated by colleges. Then proceeds to quote someone who should have stuck to music rather than showing everyone how stupid he is.

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>He doesn't have a masters degree
dude...really.... how pathetic can you be

 

[Kruger]

Uh, he's from South Africa so obviously duh.

Hey now

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

“I’m moving to Canada if Drumpf wins!”

“I’m deactivating Twitter if Musk owns it!”

“I am a real woman!”

Hopefully since deactivating a Twitter account is easier than moving to Canada a lot of them will actually do it.

 

[Xarpho]

Indeed and perhaps maybe, that's the npcs want to became martyrs.

Btw, that old meme might fit how the npcs feels now.

I saved a shorter, funnier version a while back that I think has either been yeeted or taken offline entirely:

Also image tax for the thread:

 

[as a latinx i]

I don't keep up with Musk, what's the deal with that pic?

probably some photo op for a millionaire dinner party where ghislaine saw him and asked him to take a pic together. she did this so much that it's become a running joke to rich people on twitter who've had close calls with her. no worse than ellen pao knowing about her accusations and doing nothing lol

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Dude straight up upset because Musk didn't get indoctrinated in college. Thinks everyone in power should be required to be indoctrinated by colleges. Then proceeds to quote someone who should have stuck to music rather than showing everyone how stupid he is.

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I thought that was a parody account? It isn't?