The secret to Nader's crackhead physique is that he's an absolute mong in the kitchen. He's making a "lasagna" today, what can also be dubbed as an Italian hate crime, while Deedee just sits there silently trying not to get stebbed.
Swamp ass juice featuring some mango, lime, and two handfuls of mint. Unstirred because fuck you Deedee:
ALR's chili/soup recipe made an appearance as the "filling" for the "lasagna". This recipe BTW has the following layers: noodles, meat sauce, noodles, meat sauce, noodles, meat sauce:
You must be thinking, where's the cheese? Well, ricotta and mozzarella did make an appearance after he finishes layering the lasagna. Nader adds a scoop of ricotta into the pot where he cooked the meat sauce and adds in a splash of milk. Which is totally authentic and if you judge Nader for cooking the lasagna my way
©, "You don't even know how to cook eggs, and you judge my cooking? Blocked." "First of all, who says you're going to eat this food? I did not invite you." Excuse me, this is Deedee's house ma'am.
As the lasagna is in the oven he's reading chat (open chat, then subs only) and ranting about stream snipers, Monty in particular. "I will take you to court, I don't care. I'm working, you can't steal my stuff. I'm not big mad, who says I'm mad?". "Shhh... I said shhh." "Appeal. You are going to cry, I will take you to court and you will cry."
He mentions that he was gone and off the internet completely because of, "muh mentals". Now does that line remind you of a certain porcine pillow princess?
Topping it out of the oven with sliced fresh tomatoes, I don't have a joke for this:
Next up, DILL AND GREEN OLIVES into the ricotta cheese/milk sauce:
"I said it was going to be nice and firm, not soggy like some people saying. I don't talk... I do."
WATCH OUT, DD!
... And here is the finished product, Daddy Naddy is certainly making fellow master chefs Jack Scalfani, DSP, and KingCobraJFS proud. <3
This is the lasagna in all its glory. Accompanied by the ricotta "sauce" with the consistency of fucking mashed potatoes, garnished with more mint leaves, raw tomatoes, and sriracha:
Let us all remember folks, be like Gunt and Deedee Doodoo and get you a man that can cook!
. I agree with you: she's actually kinda funny. I thought what I was hearing was pretty clever, and wanted to confirm. Thanks, I guess?
